So, uh

So, uh. . .

This is a joke right?
So now instead of the options of:
torrent and watch on shitty size screen for free OR
pay for a movie ticket and have a great fucking experience,
We now have the choice between spend $9 or spend $0 to watch it on a shitty size screen

Fuck you Netflix

If this becomes a trend I will stream myself an heroing.

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the only reason to have a problem with netflix is if you're a basement dwelling jobless neckbeard who gets all his money from his parents and doesn't have a credit card to afford a fucking NINE dollar a month membership

netflix is one of the best things to happen to tv/film in a long time, get used to it autismo, it doesn't hurt you

you really dont have access to a tv or monitor that isn't tiny or shitty? do you have, friends maybe?

Buy a better fucking monitor you cheap bastard.

>he doesnt know how to plug his laptop into his TV and doesn't have a game console or box with a netflix app

>Li Tra Li Whu's movie "Noba Deekayas" gets a limited release.
Oh no.

What kind of third world pleb are you? Most westerners have their own IMAX screen rooms.

OP here, slow the fuck down boys.
I never said I couldn't afford netflix. I already have a god damn netflix account. I'm just pissed off because watching it on a tv doesn't hold a candle to a movie theater, especially with films like his.
I cannot seriously be alone here

>he pays for movies

>Jake Gyllenhaal, Tilda Swinton, make $50,000,000 movie
>nobody cares

Ok friend.

You are, quit crying you miserable fucking faggot

>he thinks watching in a sticky floored theater with shitty chairs and other people making noise is better than watching in the comfort of his home on a comfortable chair or couch with whatever he wants to eat or drink and no one to bother him

>not having friends to share an account with

only thing shit with netflix is that all countries have different movies.
thats straight up bs .

im okay with local content to be exclusive but why hollywood stuff?
fuck that shit

>not using one's homemade VPN to get Netflix

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I am crying. Crying with laughter.

Netflix is a worthless piece of crap in Europe.

Guess that's why it's out in theatres...?

>being in a theatre with deafening audio surrounded by cunts
>great fucking experience

Man, you must think selfmutilation is a blast.
Why do you hate yourself, OP ?

Is there really nothing to be said about the theater experience? 30 ft screen with booming speakers?
Surely you autists aren't so anti social as to convince yourself this is a bad thing

I honestly expected you fuckers to rally around me when I posted this.

Fuck you Sup Forums

The thing is, it's no easier for them to negotiate global distribution for Hollywood movies than it is for them to do so for anyone else's. International media distribution is governed by a variety of license-holders and subsidiaries, who may not want Netflix to have access to a particular movie or TV show they have the rights to, because they have their own plans.

It only needs to be 30 foot due to the size of the room, I have a 70 inch at home and my sound system is just as good at home as well
It's not about being anti social since I can just as easily invite people to my house and not have to deal with idiots shouting at the screen or families with screeching children or some dumb cunt that won't put her phone away
If all you have to say about the theater experience is that the screen is big then you prove the point that it no longer has value

>pay $9 a month for a service
>get pissed off and cry because service is producing films you like

damn

im just happy to see something new from bong
id rather it have a theatrical release, but if it is exclusive to netlfix, then it will have been shot appropriately for the platform
he might as well have a crack at using a modern form of distribution to raise awareness of his back catalogue
he's a director who deserves a wider audience
this is called ADVERTISING AND SELF-PROMOTION you fucking spack

>shitty size screen
Who's fault is that?

The theater experience is more than just the size of the room and the mega speakers and stuff. The fact that you got your ass out of your house, forked over a bit of money, and are watching a movie with no pause button makes a real difference. On screens today they always have a feeling of information distributors because you can always pull up a menu or something in front of the movie. In theaters the screen feels like a window to another world. I've never had that experience elsewhere.

It's not my account it's my brothers.

I have a decent size tv I use for video games, but anything is shitty size next to a theater screen

>to watch it on a shitty size screen
Speak for yourself. Get a roku, or apple tv, whatever and it'll look great on a big TV.

>have access to an account on a film service
>get pissed of and cry because service is producing films you like

damn

>he doesnt have a home theatre with a projector system

I want poorfags to get off my board

>but anything is shitty size next to a theater screen
Sit closer, numbnuts

>window into another world
So you're autistic, got it

you are just incredibly autistic
its not even your account, holy shit

why did you think you'd get support from being such a whiny baby?

Amazon does theatrical release of the movies they produce. That is why they will beat Netflix in the movie business

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Nigger that service means shit. I can torrent any movie I want. I'm not gaining anything I wouldn't already have, but I'm missing a good movie in theaters

Solution since OP is a fag and not paying for anything himself but wants the theater experience, rent out a theater yourself for a few hours and screen the movie for yourself

4k 65inch tv is like 700$ now fag

Theaters make it worse sperg, unless you can't live without cunts talking, texting and chewing on popcorn.

Straight to video movies have been a thing for a long time.

You don't get it do you?

>""""""people"""""spend most of their day staring at a screen
Holy fucking kek

Pretty based that Netflix came to him for a deal and he jokingly said, "Only if you double the budget of my largest movie and give me final cut" and the madmen actually did it

>tfw I'm working in a project for netflix

>4k
Except nothing but some porn is in 4k yet

Aww man, I wanted to see more of Paul Dano's face on the big screen.

C L A S S I C

i'm mildly impressed
looks comfy

>not having a big smart tv
Fucking poorfags

>shitty size screen
buy yourself a real tv you poorfag.
What are you? European?

>ITT: anons pretend as though they bought their own TVs with their own hard earned money
You fags are doomed when there is no more mommy to pay for your internet and to give you good boy point allowances

>shitty size screen.
Buy yourself a good teevee you epic faggot.

>expected Sup Forums to rally around you

I mean I know it's summer but come on

>The fact that you got your ass out of your house, forked over a bit of money, and are watching a movie with no pause button makes a real difference.
All this is literally terrible.

>Wanting to be in the same room as mouthbreathers

No thanks my mane

OP here, fine I'll go buy a bigger tv.
What do you recommend that won't flat out ruin me?

Moving to Sweden, because you're already ruined

You're on Sup Forums. By definition you're worthless now.

Get a fucking job, tvs are cheap these days and only some poor fag would be ruined by purchasing one

>He thinks direct to dvd/demand didn't exist before Netflix

How to spot an underage poster...

>muh audiovisual experiences

Wow you faggots suck when it comes to give advice. All you do is shit on other people and don't actually talk about TV at all.

Wow fuck this place.

Maybe reddit is more your speed

Goodbye, was nice knowing you. I'm sure you'll be missed.

I'm already gone you fucking idiots, there's no point replying.

>being this anally ravaged

> he doesn't know you can plug most PHONES into a large size TV.

Goodbye Reddit!

I said I was gone you fucking retards.

your a dorable

>plug
Ew. Cast the screen, m8

And you're still replying

WTF I hate fourchan now!

Bullshit aside, this nigga is right.
This is why this board looks like a cesspool and only capeshit and Sup Forumsfaggotry gets atention.
And this, yes.
More and more reddit seems like the place you have to go to talk about cinema.

Really makes you think

"Bwaaah I dislike a business choice and people disagree with me! I bet my hugbox is better than these meanies".

Leave and neve return

There is nothing good about any of that. I get a far better experience at home.

>STILL not knowing Sup Forums has been reddit for four years now
Holy kek. You fags need to go back

You mean deplorable

Netflix sucks. There's nothing but bullshit on it with a few gems here and there.

hey i'm with you, friend.

while i dont often go to theaters, films should at least be given option to show up on them.

netflix sucks shit.

kang ho song you my bro4life

that would break netflix TOS, bruh

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buy a fucking projector and quit yer bitching

reported you to the fbi for piracy

>user suggests you not having friends
>uh..uhm heres link of VPN
kek
sadness is real

You can't actually do that though.
My gf's husband told me about the time he rented a theater out to play Idolm@ster on the big screen, but they wouldn't let him use his own (modded) xbox 360. So he gave up and played Halo single player for the whole time.
The theater 360 won't have NF installed. If they catch you installing it, they might take away your deposit.

>smart tv

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