M NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS BACK!!

M NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS BACK!!

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Come on Shya we're counting on you

shill

inb4 the twist is that there are no girls, they're just other personalities that exist inside him

what song are they using in the trailer at the beginning and end? it sounds really familiar.

shamalamadingdong returns

the bbeast

>Split

Shamy even predicted the box office.

the twist is that he never existed, they were all just crazy and imagining him

From the opening of The Invitation.

lol

Too meta. It will just be like a puzzle fitting into place and something relating to the other personalities will be the key to defeating the beast.

This is kino.

Is he 'our guy'?

It's a remix of the watch tune from the western for a few dollars more

I have been hired by the studio to promote this movie. They fired me today. The twist is that he can change into a sasquatch-like creature i.e. The Beast due to his extreme split personality disorder.

The twist is that the entire movie is a screenplay written by the park ranger in The Village.

>Split

Oh, so this is a film about M. Night Shyamalan and his talent?

The Visit was pretty good desu.

MA WAIFU IN DIS FILM

the twist is that the beast's weakness is water

>tfw I've never lost hope on him

Alienfu will deliver

APOLOGIZE

yep its this I just saw that last night, thanks m8

The twist is this is the x-men universe and these are poor mutants that he's trying to save

beast is the beast

Well, this looks like it'll be terrible

Can't wait for Sup Forums contriaians to start acting like it's the greatest thing ever made

The twist is that he ACTUALLY turns into the little girl, unlike the rest of us.

ive cracked it!!

He's Mystique?

>thats his infantile personality
nice subtle jab at capeshit

>Pardon me sir, I think you have the wrong car
who the fuck talks like this?

its probably set in Canada

looks like it'll be hilarious and creepy as fuck

of course

> implying dialogue has ever been shamalama's strong point

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I can already feel the meme potential.

>tfw the twist is that the monster is real

This movie looks hilarious btw

one man playing 23 different characters in one movie. McAvoy truly is the GOAT.

print this, it's happening

Cloverfield Lane rip off.

What's your fav shalmaning movie? Mines is lady in the water

What if the twist is that there is no twist. You'll be expecting it at any moment as the film is climaxing, but they play it completely straight and cleverly imply a twist, but subvert your expectations.

>the twist will be that the Beast will be a mutant

bonus TWEEST

the "beast" is actually a metaphor for medicine/therapy "killing" his other personalities. he's being cured, so his other personalities are "killed"

>Implying he can't get people he pays for to read his script to stamp out shit like this
>Implying Actors and Actresses couldn't just let him know that the dialog is awkward, so let's as our line instead

I know you have a point, but the fucker should have seen how viewers generally react to this poor level of speaking.

It's like he would rather just make a movie by himself rather than working with people...

the twist is that he's a woman

The Beast is Bigfoot

AN ACTING TOUR DE FORCE

TWIST AROUND EVERY TURN

IT'S LIKE TOM HARDY AND JARED LETO HAD A BABY!

i can actually see this

The twist is that this is the Fight Club sequel

mah witchfu

The Twist is that PooInLoo has made a movie that is over 3/10?

>Based McAvoy
>VVitchfu
>Christopher Darden from peopleVoj
>lucas from house of cards

I'm fucking in. I hope Shyamalan doesn't fuck it up because this could be a really great movie, or at least a fun one.

> m. Night Shymalan
> out in January

I don't get why you guys are hyped

what kind of shirt is this

I want to believe that Shamalamadingdong is done with twists, but after watching the visit, I don't think he'll ever stop.

The twist is probably that he can actually turn into a real monster. Hopefully the cast will carry the movie and we'll get a solid 6/10

Guess the TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

Personally I think it's

a cuckleneck

>see something mysterious behind your car, thinking your dad might be in trouble
>stare like this
>strange man gets in your dad's seat
>seems upset
>he dons a mask and sprays your friends, they scream
>you just continue to stare like this

i would expect her to do something, anything, not just stare like that.

wonder why they didnt cast a black man for this role.........................................hmmm

sold

after The Visit I'm willing to give him another chance

thing is, this true
mark our words

How do directors like him keep getting work flop after flop? Who is hiring them? What's wrong with them?

the twist is that he has 22 twin brothers

>ywn live deliciously with her

TOMASIN

What's with these deformed Pepes?

they get drunk at a party where the director is at, and get strong armed into a promise, before you know it a movie is being made...

they think they can still use him based on his previous successful work. which is why they have that annoying FROM THE CREATOR OF in the beginning. that and connections within the business. also his latest was a big success, but as also quite cheap.

top kek

he does though

just not physically

the whole movie looked terrible. multiple personalities is a pleb tier plot device.

>hurr if multiple personalities i can do anything!! ~ramalama

why does he look like anthony fantanthony?

...

Didn't South Park do this already? With the City Sushi episode?

yes

im actually really looking forward to this.

Not gonna lie famalams, this looks god tier.

The real question is...why does Anthony Fantano looks like a bald man in drag?

The twist is they aren't different identities, it's 23 identical twins

>"Hey! Pardon me, sir. I think you have the wrong car."

Shymalan is finished.

This actually looks like M Night's best film since Signs

>Signs
>Good

I completely agree with you, it's stressedcharacterkino.

No, it's all in the Tomasyn's head.

The twist is a split personality inside a split personality.

Is it just me or does Mcavoy kind of look like Fassbender in this pic?

If this movie actually has a twist then M Night has just embraced his meme status.

This really needs to stand on itself without some epic twist

People only watch his shit now because of the hilarious twist results of the 2 hour train wreck of a movie.

Taking away the trademark Shyamalan twist just turns his movies into any other bottom barrel, bargain bin fodder and no one will watch.

yea desu he does abit.

as a double twist, this is found out in the middle of the movie.

The real twist is one of the personalities is guilty of a murder, it was the mom , and the beast only works under orders

POST THE ARSE

His kid is wearing a Kerry jersey.

Chiaraí abú!!!1

Why is american horror so shit compared to Japanese horror.

This has to be it. How the hell are people just going to watch a man kill someone, get in a car full of 3 young girls, spray them in the face with something that knocks them out, and just casually wait the traffic jam out, and than casually drive them to his dungeon ?

Looks like buzzcutkino

>Mud eyes

Dropped

>multiple personalities bullshit
Can't wait for all the inevitable reviews praising McAvoy's ability to deliver all kinds of different personas. I like him as an actor but I feel like I've seen this whole thing before.

bretty ok, but they give away too much, feels like watched the whole movie.
let me guess, one of his personalities helps the girl escape, only the main girl survives, he wanted to sacrifice them.

>fuck you it's january

Get the fuck off my waifu you cunt of all cuntttys

Called it in other thread, calling it in this one too. I'm getting a very strong feeling it's a werewolf movie.