Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
waifuforum.boards.net
a.pomf.cat
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
still here
Again, please take note of the new rules. Keep the RP/ERP in a more private setting.
Not from what I've seen
It was bad
still here
I'm heading out
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
krispy
>dubs
>
I'm not the perv here, you are
And I'm not doing to well at the moment.
Claiming best girl
Mornin'
>I can be described as cynical, I don't think most people I meet would consider me an asshole
>Those that do, can fuck off
Stone fucking cold.
Do hicks and rednecks in Aussie enjoy Fosters like hicks and rednecks in the US enjoy Bud light or Coors? Or do you have your own cheap beer for that?
goodnight all
yeah its ok haruhi is one of my good friends hes awesome. how have you been lately? (komura)
yeah that's fair I like your waifu she is yandere like mine
well ive honestly seen alot of dommy mommy mercy pics. she is very motherly wich is hot to us subs. although widow is better dom (mercy)
its ok gotta sleep soon though hbu(ram)
I'm going to marry Tomoko.
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good morning finnish nigger
good luck
my day has been boring but good
I want to write Kumiko a love letter.
if you're still up I want to wish you goodnight when I get back
i want to be stabbed by Kumiko
Still here
owo what's this
you're nice
goodbye
Kurumi really isn't all that yandere
She has a goal that she works toward, it just happens that she needs to kill a lot of people to help people
"Dear Kumiko,
Wan sum fug?
Sincerely, Name"
Done
*sip*
Daily reminder to cum every day
Or else.
>konata
Thank you!
>rory
>smugs in a cosmic way
Fine. Here. It's OC
Oh. Uhhhh lmao. How are you anyways?
Personal stuff
That doesn't sound good my dude. Hope you're okay. Nah. No meds for me
Good to hear you're back and at it. Goodnight esdeath
>yuuki
Cute!
Thanks kek
also bye!
No
(Stranger)
You seem to enjoy him more
(Krispy)
I'm fine, just here in bed dying. You?
>Hamakaze claimed
I'd write some of the lyrics to Bluish by AnCo and tell her it's original.
I want to butt stab Kumiko
do you like hazuki
No usually lazy utility companies are irritating.
How come no meds?
Not really. I'm kind to him like i am Everyone but i usually don't try to talk to him. Yet it seems i always say hi to you.
>then again how could i ignore those beautiful breasts
I kneel down until my face is level with your groin and eagerly unzip your pants
INTERNET LOVE MACHINE: ONLINE
BE SAFE I LOVE YOU
GOOD MORNING I LOVE YOU AS WELL
GOOD NIGHT I LOVE YOU AS WELL
ok
Was being the key word.
> Squeeze
We both are, you just wont admit it. Yeah, i'm not either. Been a shitty day.
Drunk yet?
Why's that? Eh i'm alright, been a shitty day though.
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I want a Mommy sub. I also want her to be tiny an flat-chested. Why.
>the joys of being a dom with mommy issues
I want my waifu to heal this stupid fucking cut on my finger.
>best doctor claimed
>thread needs a soundtrack- how about...
youtube.com
*notices your peen*
alex i hate you
Put this in it
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm a continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
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k im bored now lmao
Thanks fam
This week was particularly bad smh
I love you too
Well enough about that. Lets have an actual conversation that doesnt involve tits.
Long day and all. Just glad im in bed
Come sleep with me then~
i love everyone in this thread
i got her pregnant
might be asleep
wanna erp
do you have a child now?
that's the right attitude!
we can't do it here though, you're gonna have to message me elsewhere--
Drink a shot of whiskey going for margarita now
Really? I've been rather restrictive with it lately. Where were you like a month ago?
Ah, well that's good just relax now.
why do people talk to hamakaze? he's so negative and depressing all the time
I don't have to admit anything. I am no pervert, unlike you~
What made your day so bad?
>dubs
>mfw no more hama tits.
>
Alright, have you watched any good anime recently
no lets do it here~~~
*goes in to bed with you*
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I'd say it's time to go to sleep
please be safe in your moderation!
hello hanako! the internet love machine says hello! have an amazing day!
you told me I couldn't use tildes! I've been avoiding them just for you
ok, im prob just going to hang out on discord or something.
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Yeah. I think her pursuit for playing tuba despite being a beginner is endearing and I wish she got more development in S2 along with Midori.
I'm not sure she'd react well to that.
Yessir
Because mind control thats why
I actually did enjoy one punch man and Kishi no cavalry. I havent finished it yet but I will when I binge again. What about you?
you can use them all you want cutie~
I l-love you a-user
Someone erp on discord with me.
Hamakaze#1487
:( no tears miss cute! only love!
I love you too but let's not lewd up the thread
Busy being an army boi
How bad did it get?
Atta boy.
You're right, you don't have to admit it, because your actions speak louder than words~. Eh crappy day at work, and my mom got into a car accident today.
Hello. Thanks, you as well.
why not?~
it's just another form of showing love
>look real close cause strobe lights lie
Never has a nigger spoken such truth.
Perhaps it is because of this that people speak to him. What many perceive as pessimism is actually realism.
Jesus, she okay?
Just watch and enjoy
youtu.be
hanako was the best girl and I hope you feel as amazing as her!
love robots are not for lewd!
Off to bed I go
Goodnight
I enjoyed my hero academia, now I'm watching school prison and it's decent. Won't get to it tonight but tomorrow i might.
>actions
What actions do i do that are perverted?
That's pretty rough, is she ok?
sleep well
Best waifu
>prove why not: protip you cant
Steps towards you and blushes, biting my lip
Haaah..
You're.. Really sexy..
Boooo
Because meds aren't natrual. Let your body immunity fight them instead
You're wlrocke
Who's the father?
Goodnight walnut
Do ir
Goonugtu lip sup
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Nice, what do you do in the army? It got pretty bad tbh. But hey, it was fun.
Yeah she's alright, just pretty shaken up about it. Car is fucked though.
You have good taste, and thank you!
G'night.
Well constantly talking about Hama's tits for starters. Yeah she's ok, just pretty shaken up about it. Car is totaled though.
also discord here ram#1083
goodnight ti bato
Yeah I know. Margarita is really sweet
Pure gold
I'm glad she's safe. And I should sleep. Goodnight, faggots. Tell Galil I live and Jiisore is best girl. He'll understand.
n-nope!
good night miss
why not :(
Beifrw I fucj anybrind elde lmao
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Yeah they are, they're good though.
Thanks. Goodnight.
You as well. Goodnight.
internet love robot is not for sex or lewd!
get some sleep, and have some of those good dreams yourself!
holy shit kill yourself.
ok that's enough cancer for now
who are you?
Alright vodka now
the internet love machine
who was your previous avatar?
Fair enough.
Usually i don't use meds either but mostly because I'm lazy and don't feel like finding them.
Quality claim
I do not!
>no matter how nice they are...
At least she's ok.
How did it happen?
Nighty night smugs
I don't waifupost, just spread love
ok
>pic
Is NHK worth finishing? Does MC fuck the maiden trying to get him out of his funk?