Name something better than fucking a chick's brains out and her squirting all over your dick

Name something better than fucking a chick's brains out and her squirting all over your dick

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Smoking crack

Millions of crackheads can't be wrong

Finally admitting to yourself that it's just piss.

Eating a nice medium rare steak

kek

Rick and Morty Season 3

eating a bowl of cereal while watching rugrats

Getting the master sword on Breath of the wild and eating ramen.

I fucking love you

speedballling

Having your dick sucked whIle her husband eats your ass out.

Wiping your butt if it feels itchy...?

Even better

Twenty one pilots |-/

Something better then her squirting on my dick? Maybe these dubs. Edgy.

>fishing
>golf
>not being a 16 year old
>pretty much anything to get away from that life leach

squirting a chick's brain out while fucking a dick

the slow entropic march to oblivion

When I "accidently" give myself a beef stew

As a crackhead. You are pretty much right.

Too bad you can't fuck AND smoke hard :(

raiding on world of warcraft

forcing a girl to squirt another time even though her clit is too sensitive for it?

who is this

I shot up some speed a few weeks ago and decided to get an expensive pro out to mine.
$550 p/hr
I paid 2 hrs up front and couldn't get it up.
I was that shriveled my dick was as hard as a brick. she gave me half the $$back because I was shouting her some shit coc I picked up from this lebbo cunt, most likely 70% washing powder

>squirting
Dumbass: there is no such thing as "squirting". It is a girl pissing. Period. Countless studies have shown that there is no such thing. The volume of female ejaculate is literally less than that of a man.

You are a dumbass who also probably believes when the woman says she is cumming in porn, that she is actually cumming. Go read some interviews, dumbass.

Source: me, a porn star.

show us your cock you faggot

this man knows his shit
give him an award, and bring us a steak for each of us.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Eating bacon

Atleast she was pretty chill about it huh.

Yeah its a bummer. Shit makes you so fuckn horny yet wouldn't be able to get it up even to fuck Rhianna

Actually the porn I watch, the girls genuinely squirt.
>forced orgasm
>tied sybian
>clit edging

My dick will always be limp thinking about such a hood rat.

Peanut butter

pleb

I can virtually guaranty you have already seen it if you watch porn with any frequency.

Clean sheets.

Okay then prove it
Unless you're willing to prove you're genuine like Trevor Moore get the fuck out.

White girl???

>Actually
lol
not him, but he is right
no such thing as squirting
every time there is testing of the fluid, it is found to be 100% urine

biologically, it also makes no sense that a woman would squirt as it would not be selected for because the squirting would expel the semen, thus her "squirting" genes would not tend to survive
further, urine is actually fatal to sperm in significant volumes
last, urine is the exact opposite of a lubricant
the average female ejaculate volume is 2.2 millileters and is viscous (as would be expected given its role)

>retard confirmed

Cumming in her.

Sex is cool but have you ever had garlic bread

HNNNNG

playing league of legends

You're telling me this is not real? There's no way in hell you can bound someone's clit up against that machine without them cumming once.
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I was gonna say BBQ ribs. But yeah, a steak is right up there.

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drinking beer and forgetting women exist

The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks

Her name is Robert Paulson

Lost

I'm not going to tell you who I am. However, I can prove I am in the porn industry and fairly well known by telling you something few known as I produce a lot of porn myself: the "squirting" you see in porn is ALL fake. It is a cottage industry and frankly, we in the industry kind of laugh at it. It is about as much real as when you see a cock throwing gallons of cum on a girl. I feel sorry for guys who actually believe any of this is true.

The fact: the starlets who do squirt videos use a vaginal douche and drink literally a gallon or more of water and they can piss on command. Sorry guys, none of that is real and it is not "squirting" from enjoying sex.

Op is a permavirgin or really, really dumb.

>Using godtier Neanderthals to insult Caucasians
>Not knowing that Neanderthal DNA is what makes us superior

scientific studies have proven that when a woman "squirts" she's actually just peeing

enjoy your sex piss OP

meh you're just a low tier sex whore. Real sex creatures can squirt.

>no way
lol, actually the "sybian" is one of the least desirable sex toys for women
most women find it unpleasurable

if you think felony is doing anything but pissing, you are one dumb motherfucker

Tits or gtfo

And you are a psychic!

Doing the same thing on X

Fucking a guy's ass till he cums.

im a big fan of taking naps.

so was albert einstein but what did that achieve him? nada. Neet life for life!

i beg to differ.

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

Prove you're in the porn industry, then. I'm not saying you're wrong, but your evidence and your assertion based on us believing that evidence can't be the same thing.

but we crack smokers know how to spell

i've smoked crack. was fun but totally not worth the withdrawal.

When the mount you've been farming for months finally drops in World of Warcraft

Sounds about right. Fucked a few chicks in my lifetime and never had one squirt all over my dick before. So it's either piss or douche water.

Lol every thread. Nobody really gives a fuck if it's piss or not. It's hot. Go start shit somewhere else.

keep forcing that meme faggot

fucking a chick with a feminine penis and her cumming all over your chest

I would set aside a weekend just to sniff and lick that ass.

idk dude. Drugs are pretty fun.

Ketchup, Butterfingers, Oxygen, Anti-Trump protesters who are disturbing peace getting arrested, Dr. Pepper, holiday package mini cakes, Yugioh before syncro monsters ruined it, Logan being the 2nd good Fox super hero movie, the #42, toliet papper, GTX 1070 GPU, Horizon Zero Dawn not being about 3rd wave Feminism, Jergens lotion, Kook Aid, Pokémon Gold & Silver

When she doesn't scream for her mom while Im doing it

Fucking this chick simultaneously with your best bro, can guarantee from experience (pic related)

Trumps impeachment

strangling a 12 year old while I fuck her ass till her anal spasms squeeze the cum out of my cock.

Nigger, no one cares if squirt is piss. Hell, the fact that it's most likely piss makes it hotter.

Wouldn't you like if pic related pissed all over you?

Wingsuit base jumping. did it one time. By far the best experience I have ever had or ever will have.

eating a good burrito.
playing a good game.
winning an important hand in poker
drinking beer with your friends.
there is a ton of things better than sex, especially if we aren't taking the relationship into consideration.

sex is fun, but it's not the end all be all of talking to girls.. if you only care about sex you're better off just jerking off and spending the rest of your time doing something that you actually enjoy

>tfw you see CP for the first time and realize you're a pedophile

Fucking their brains out and not getting pissed on.

financial security, in todays world money DOES buy happiness

Replace the 1070 with 2 Rx 480's and a Ryzen R7 1800x and we'd be in full agreement.

Either way good list user.

Can confirm

What are you, fucking gay?

playing minecraft !

Cocaine.

I like that these two are next to each other. It paints a picture of differing desires in human nature. Just beautiful.

Heroin.

I'll second this. I work at a job where I get drug tested regularly
I can say that doing shrooms was the most
relieving thing I've ever done in my life.

Heroin

beating resident evil 4 with unlimited ammo

This.

Sex can be great, especially when it hits your kinks/fetishes, but nothing beats financial security.
In addition, financial security implies being set for life, where sex is a fleeting experience however frequent you have sex.

Even if sex is your main and only desire, financial security could buy you time with a prostitute willing to hit a lot of said kinks for the right price.

The sense of peace that comes with knowing you'll never have to worry about money, that you'll be able to do whatever you want and can work for the sake of enjoyment rather than to survive, is probably about the best sensation you can get in life.
>tfw poorfag

Playing vidya on a Friday night bitches

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gotta agree with financial security

Actually playing Yugioh Legacy Duelist on Steam right now.

Being the first person to achieve first contact with an intelligent alien race thereby being immortalised in the memory of the human race until the species is no more.