>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find New York on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use imperial measurements
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay 20K for cold medication
>be american
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work. (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
>be american
>still use fareinheight
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? lo siento! no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot
Be american
9/11
>Be not American
>Be mad
>be american
>getting offended at an honest critique like a little bitch instead of taking it with a grain of salt.
Almost all of whats in this post is false
Whose card doesn't use chip and PIN these days? My dad even had a new card issued a few years ago because it had to have chip and PIN.
>analog TV
You mean analog signaling. TV's aren't analog. They simply demux and transpose whatever signaling they have interfacing for.
Stupid cunt.
>be european
>see trump
>toppest of keks
Gr8 b8 m8
only suburban and rural retards voted for trump
city people voted for hillary
>Be nigger
>american
Trump is from the city and I assume he voted for himself.
>(the internet)
>be yourapoor
>complain about Americans on Sup Forums.org and not Sup Forums.co.uk like a cuckold
op here
i'm canadian
>be american
>get niggered
i love my country
we may not get it right all the time, but damn are we better than other countries.
>cuck
yup op got it totally 100% right...
we suck...
so what i dont understand is why the fuck do you third world apes all have such an intense desire to come here?
congrats on being american
to terrorize the public and to steal true american jobs
>city people
>college kids and niggers