Celebread/3D waifu

Celebread/3D waifu

>3D
>waifu
that's not how it works

Why not?

because waifus are 2D not 3DPD
waifu isn't a funny misspelling of wife that you can apply to any pig you want to fuck

This 3D is pure and kawaii though. I bet Japanese manchild virgins would love to feel her angelic white skin over some 2D.

>3D
>pure and kawaii
you sure love contradictions don't you?

I guess you can't convince a degenerate weeb.

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Yuck

Elle is not a big boob whore like G.

Elle dump matey?

No dump, need to fap.

This is what makes a girl.

What does?

Nice firm breasts obviously.

G has had centiliters of semen on her breasts.

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the girl behind her is way better looking.

She's clearly never engaged in such lewdness. I can tell.

Nasty feminist trips.

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Why does she have such a wide nigger nose? Can't she get it fixed?

It's not that big. You are nitpicking.

Not at all. It's a two-car garage.
I did a slap dash cut and paste to show how pretty she would be without that giant sub-saharan honker.

What the fuck? She looks fucking weird in that edit. You have a weird concept of attractiveness. There is nothing wrong with her face or body.

I'm not doing the whole expert shoop thing, just suggesting how much prettier she would be without that double wide nose

now adorable

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>desperately trying to downgrade her beauty

She's perfect as she is.

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Every celeb thread has that chick, she's ugly and looks like a man. Keep your crushes to yourself.

>waifu isn't a funny misspelling of wife
yes it fucking is

If this is a man then I'm a huge fag.

just objectively speaking

>I'm a huge fag.

Mmm fuck yeah, goddamn

>footpussy edition

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I wonder what underwear she is wearing under that.

I'll never have her. :(

Damn...

True, but that's not saying much. You could still say the same thing if michelle obama was behind her.

Best Emma, on the other hand...