/heem/ fights today
/heem/ fights today
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Has anyone actually seen their butthole before?
I have no idea what mine actually looks like.
last two regional heems. regional mma is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
>10hrs away from biggest card ever
>this how the thread starts
I bet you tried sticking a finger up your butt in the shower, eh Bruce ?
You seem like that kind of guy Brucie
Fuck schaub, goob & gastelum.
Answer the question m8
>not exploring your own body at least once
What are you some kind of gay?
>Autistic Americuck op is proxxying again
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wuts a proper betting site
I want to put some money on Weedman, hes literally free money
You NEETS better be paying up for this card rather than stealing it. Being broke is no excuse. If you can afford internet, you can cough up the $100 to watch legally.
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Should have had former Marine Luke Thomas running security, he would have kept the donks in check.
Nou ja waar slaat dat godverdomme nou weer op zeg?
never realised that he was Bigg
WE ARE THE IRISH
AND CONOR IS OUT KING!!!!!
FUCK ALL YOU HATERS!!!
i'm on welfare
Be careful
>wonderboy wins boring decision similar to Rory fight and just keeps his distance
>women's title fight is typical awful women's fight
>Eddie wrestlefucks for 5 rounds
How likely is all of those?
Eddie insulting King Conor for being on welfare is stupid and disgusting.
JUST
BLEED
very the only fight I was looking forward to was cowboys
Everyone's on welfare
75%, given how Rory vs Woodley went
100%
50%, given the amount of Jiu-Jitsew coaches McGregor has we could see Eddie's wrestlefucking attempts get swept
Be honest: whom is you're favourite female fighter?
As long as Conor loses I really don't mind a 5 round wrestlefuck, the tears of all the goobtards will be worth it
Hopefully we see a knockout from JJ
And wonderboy winning in session is a real possibility, hoping Tyron tucks him away nicely though
It's fight week blog week so let's see those blogs boys
which goof is gonna do the picks for this HISTORIC EVENT
ur mom
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all of them you weirdo
I don't feel comfortable judging women
jojo
Although there has been a lot of time for improvement if Woodley's cardio is the same I dont see that happening, if it goes too long Wonderboy should finish it.
If Eddie survives early he could maybe tire Conor enough to finish him.
Screw the picks, will we get a sticky? Ronda vs Bethe got a stick for h*ck's sake!
the picks are already locked in
you need a butt buddy to take a good look back there and, if necessary, take pictures.
>spend $300k on a camp
>win by a narrow descision
TRULY THE GREATEST
Yes, and all traffic to Sup Forums.org will be directed straight to as well
>weidman face in the FOURTH column, late as hell
>puerto rico in the second column, way earlier than usual
>no chinami in sight
everything's all weird
are these the official picks?
>$100 to watch it legally
hahaha does that include ur tv licence?
shits $40aud here
Source on the 300k?
I hope we don't experiencing too many Sup Forums technical issues during the event...
He was literally afraid of getting in Nate's guard lmao
Reminder that Eddie made Conor nearly cry yesterday
Wonderboy is about to side kick him in the face.
He dropped 300k for second Diaz fight
name a boring conor fight
i'll wait
fuck even jj's fights are always decent
wonderboy v woodley is a tossup because it might be a wonderboy technique special but it could also be a woodley slogfest for a few seconds
Kek he even looks down submissively.
yeah, but half of that was arm extension surgery for Artem so he could properly spar with Conor
Name a boring Pettis fight before Eddie shut him down 100%. He can do the same to Conor
>i wish they would let me over there so i could spit on your welfare
if by official you mean the only ones
den den all i do is talk about money
My picks are unironically not on there
I will heem each and every fake picksbro on this semen slurping forum
Thanks.
everyone who hates conor should be praying for him to win
>okay den, okay den, den, wa, wa ,wa, den what wasnt it at dat dere
>my mom is paying for the internet, not me
Honestly think he's off the rails with this NYC money coming, looked like he was coked up to the gills at chair fight presser sniffing and Eddie talking over him isn't like Goob in the lead up to the fights he's always the mouth. Eddie by TKO in the 3rd.
Does Conor go back to fedderweight if he loses?
>name a boring conor fight
name a conor fight against a good wrestler with a full training camp.
i'll wait
put mine in there too
alvarez
tyrone
johnjaycheck
weedman
miesha
Anyone who likes MMA and is annoyed by tired theatrics should be praying for Alvarez
>The amount of casuals steadily rising for the past week in /heem/
I unironically wish you all died.
>$100
that is how much is costs what the fuck?
It is free on bt sport and about a quid on ufc.tv
No he takes a third diaz fight and tries to get another shot at the LW title
i'll put my fist through your fucking chest
lmao casual diaz vs conor 2
theyll be gone in 3 days
n2peaces
Is there going to be any stream not clogged to fuck?
I think the question we all need to ask ourselves is: what did he mean by this?
try harder m8
Cody blesses tonight and all of tonights fighters
cody bless heem and Sup Forums
Cody bless you
nope, I'm going alone to a sports bar. I'll pretend like I do here.
Reminder that if you can't pronounce Joanna jedrzejczyk in a perfect polish accent then you're a casual who needs to fuck off.
Will Khabib ask for Conor fight after win tonight? Will Dana finally crack under pressure of the crowd and after questions on press conference? Or Fergusson is next?
Just save yourself yourself some anxiety and buy the damn thing
firstrowsports is always my go to
Has Bisping any chances in fight agains Romero or Weidman?
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>face of the čemp
Reminder that Conor fans belong on maa.reddit.com, not on /heem/
lol how retarded are you
conor is literally the best thing that happened to the sport of mma
>PAYING to watch the UFC
lol what an idiot bub
i've been watching it for 20 years for free lmao
>belal muhammad
Why is this allowed? I thought trump won?
FUCK FATTY MCFAT FAT kevin "fat boy" gastelum
HE NEEDS TO BE CUT
He's a cool dude, tonnes of heart
Bisping doesn't have a chance against any top ten middleweight.
why does he have a tatoo in spanish?
Cuckhold.
Literally 0% possibility
>greatest card of all time
>two wimmenz fights on main card
It looks kinda ehh without cowboy/ fatboy and rashad/ kennedy.
I was really looking forward to Donald Cerronne fighting tonight.... A little disappointing tbqh
Bullshit I posted my pics like 3 times and they did not get in