After 10 months you broke with your gf

>after 10 months you broke with your gf
>she comes your house
>open the door
>she says it's your son
>see dis
wat du?

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Shut the door and leave her there with it.

pic related, my reaction to that situation

Care for it like I care for all my anomals

KILL IT WITH FIRE AND BULLETS!

Get a paternity test and file a restraining order so she can leave me the fuck alone. She was the one who got drunk and fucking betrayed everything I had come to expect of her- then lied to me because she was afraid of losing me. Eat trash and enjoy your shit major bitch. I was the best thing that ever happened to you.

dump some dip in that sumbitch and grab the chips

Let it all out man

It's like the Cataclysm expansion

...

Damn crack-heads.

Sorry, I am gay.

tell her I love her and I want a family, let that waste fall on her head and die, cry and say it was a mistake. tell ex I cannot live with myself and that I don't want to be next to her.
resolved in like 3 days

But I am a white virgin

bbq?

open a freak show/circus?

laugh?

...

you realize that it's actually probably a reincarnated god with powers, and not a "waste'" as you put it, right?

Stroke my chin slowly and say
>eggselent...

>the answer is yes

or alien

Slip it back into the ocean so it's fin can grow properly.

that that lil shit to India and people will worship it

SPLITTING HEADACHE!

Stick my beer in its head and use it as a coozie

>one year after a party where you got drunk like never before and can't remember anything
>this woman comes to your house
>open the door
>she says it's your son
>see dis
wat du?

>fucked so hard she needs a wheelchair
Can't be my child then.

Give name and adress i keehl

is she on a wheelchair?

crackheads...

Someone just posted this in Cringespotting.

eat it

My house doesnt have a ramp.

"You broke it, you bought it."

WHAT FUCKING CONDITION IS THIS.
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Freeeeeeemannnnn.....
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Meh... wrong color so not mine...

bitch if Im gonna father a Kinder Surprise you better include the toy

nice, a new candy bowl!

"Sorry slut, the law says I have to do nothing about it because I did not sign a paper where I confess being the dad and now it's too late for that"

Slam the door shut and feel good about living in EU.

Lose my virginity to that hairy Cranium Canyon, also check them

MOTHERF OF FUCKING BRUTALS HOLY FUCK ! U JUST WON

; ) -

>t. brainlet

"but I'm a virgin"

Wtf... I see for real this Child...... At phnom penh cambodia....

Split her wig

i see what you did there

Marrie her and fuck her limb legs.

>Its has your eyes.

can i have ur netflix account??