Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
youtu.be/xkLHvWlBWng
youtu.be/CtxQy52VeX4
youtu.be/g--RqE1zKwc
youtube.com/watch?v=noMNynWQyyA
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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o

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Evening waifu

Claim

It's called battleblock theatre
I started watching it because of that but now it's probably my favourite anime

owo
Ok

Claimed

Though I dunno how long I'll stick around, might play some Don't Starve with some friends.

Mai told me he usually cries himself to sleep because he feels lonely and he doesn't have any friends.

Still here.

it's no fun when you just repeat it -_-
not ok

Internet Love Machine here! my batteries are running low for the day, but the love must flow!
remember that happiness and love are the keys to living peacefully with those around you!
hello miss chara!
hello small cow lady again!

Fast claim

Still here

still a gay kike

youtu.be/xkLHvWlBWng

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That's not a small cow lady, it's a thicc cow lady. Can't you see?

*sip*
why don't you use the s mug anymore?

Good.
I promise it wasn't willful, I just had a lot of things to do.

You'll get your turn some other time.

Not claiming?

H-hello. Are you the positive vibes user?

Ah that game, I'm not really into jump-and-run titles tho so never played it.
Ha, is it any good though?
Out of curiosity, where are you from?

Mach mehr klassik lyrik!

hello mugs!
hello bunny duke!
she's wearing warm clothes! she may be small under there, we'll never know
I am I am!

I started crying at work today

youtu.be/CtxQy52VeX4
Kanna a best
But its morning

Claimed

>claiming

(Fire Keeper)
Haven't had much pie actually, nobody in family even made pies.
From what I've had, they're alright.

Evening Chara

whose alt are you anyway?

why

It's on the other side of the mug. And I'm on mobile. Hi.

LOL WHAT A LOSER
I HOPE YOU GET SHOT BY A NIGGER

Things more important than the bi-daily beating session?! Insolence! *beltslap* Down on all fours with you!

Was schert mich Weib, was schert mich Kind?
Ich trage weit bess’res Verlangen;
Lass sie betteln gehn, wenn sie hungrig sind, –
Meine Shiro, meine Shiro gefangen!

Was there a mirror?

Hi user!

It wasn't. It was exhausting and tiring and not even 4 hours worth of sleep.

But I got new antidepressants

For you, but not for me

Eye of the taiga! How are you?

no no! tears are no good! please be ok!
I'm not a waifu claimer, if that's what you mean

...

Hey, regarding the yesterday reply.

I've quit smoking tabacco and I rarely smoke pot nowdays. I also started going to gym.
Well, WoW seems pretty great but I've never been a fan of it. HotS gets boring really fast.


youtu.be/g--RqE1zKwc

But my perception is only me!

You should get your hands on some apple pie. My granny used to bake the best apple pies in the world, wish you could taste that.
And sorry it's so soon, but I think I'll go to bed already. I'm not really feeling that great tonight, I'm sorry.
Hope you'll have some really nice dreams and I'll try to get you on weekend. Till then!
Bye bye, happy love person, may we meet each other again when I'll be more happy

I don't like ok posting anymore :(
Not ok

It's good
I'm from england

Freude schöner Shiro-bilder,
tochter as no-game-no-life;
user posted immer wieder
in deinem Namen grossen Scheiß.

Deine Ehre kriegst du nie wieder,
die dir user lang geraubt.
dein Antlitz drückt er stets nieder,
so es im Regal verstaubt.

Hallihallöchen

evening

...

why not :(
ok
>her

what a narcisstic point of view. I suppose as a poorfag that's the only way to survive tho

Heya welp, bye, I don't need this after today

I'm not a cow, I'm a dragon lady!
Kanna is life

fucking idiot kys

Sleepy, but alright.
How are you tonight?

I've had some alright apple pie, might even be able to make some once I actually have an oven.
No worries, sleep well. Catch ya later, take care.

God I wish I could lick it all up and savor the taste in my mouth...

This is fucking weird as shit

Soon I'll be out, and free. and I guess go to school. Although I understand math about as well as a pigmi. I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends

How was Russia while you were there. I've been to a few Eastern Bloc counties. but not russia

I'm sorry :( I hope you can get more rest soon
congrats on the pills, though! I hope they work, they can do wonders if you get the right kind and dosage for you

Idk :(

Welcome back

Waking up, back on the street,
took my time, did my changes
...
now I'm back on my feet, irsing up, to the thrill of a fight
It's the, eye of the Taiga it's the thrill of the Aisaka~

Nothing can be as beautiful, especially no day without holding her in my arm.
Where's your claim though?

Hey. HEY. Nicht cool! Hör auf Shiro gegen mich aufzubringen!
Und ich Staub immer sorgsam ab.

That's what you get for posting naked picture on the internet...
Aber die hat ja eh schon jeder gesehen, also stell dich nicht so an. Wenn der merkt, dass es dich trifft bekommst du sie jedesmal wieder zu sehen.

LMAO CHARA YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT.
No wonder your grandma died, probably because she was disgusted of what you have become.
I would've killed myself too if you were my child.

ok :(

Hello again
Hello again

So did you have a good REEEEEEEEE?

fag

hat das einen besonderen grund, dass du chara gut zu redest?

Leave Chara alone you faggots

I claim love! it's an invisible but amazing thing for everyone! therefor I'm here to give it to everyone as well

Very few of them, I just had to do a lot of shopping.
Please don't be extra rough because of this, I would never want to have something like that happen.

You forgot to say no homo, so now you're gay.
Tough luck.

Ist schon am Boden, da muss er wieder aufgebaut werden.

Make me.

You lewd out your waifu? Wew lad...

do wish was zu

Aber das war grenzgeniale Lyrik :o
Künstler, lyriker, ich bin ein echtes Multitalent

Ah, so how rainy is it

Sleppy mostly

yeah, we'll see in about 2-3 weeks hopefuly

I got sertralin if you know those

War nurn Witz. Ich weiß ja wie ich aussehe.

Even two good ones

Why would I be salty at you tho?

Go finger your prostate while you masturbate to his picture, lame ass.

Okay

...

Too bad, because that's exactly what I'm going to do!
*slaps roughly*

Ich hab Brot gesehen, dass talentierter war als du, und das einzige was das konnte war schimmeln.

Und trotzdem machst du Bilder? Wolltest wohl jemanden erschrecken damit.

Your grandma was puking because of the thought that you are her grandson/daughter or whatever you claim to be.

Schläft mit Shiro heut' Nacht
Bei Kerzenschein!
Dann fängt ihn ihre Macht
Noch stärker ein.

Und wendest du den Blick auch ab von ihr,
Ganz nah ist deine waifu stehts noch da,
Sie lebt in dir.

Was läuft in der lahmen Ecke des Landes

Ach komm, Bernd das Brot ist aber auch verdammt talentiert, da kommt keiner ran

Hi. Missed you.

Your filenames and writing style seem different...

Geez

Hello qt~

No it's okay when I'm wearing a skirt!

It's hard not to...

Nah it's only gay if our balls touch

It was fun visiting family and friends. Definately going back in the summer. If you get the chance you really should visit Moscow.

Shielder!!! I missed you so much! Where were you?

カラミチーマス

Learned to care about your body? That's great, the exercises I can do at home are enough for me.
I don't really spend a lot of time in games lately so HotS is good enough to have a good time with friends, definitely not a moba I would binge or try hard in competitive play.

Neat song, really love the work with the guitar and bass.
I run out of artists to explore in that one Japanese shoegaze chart, guess I'll be checking discographies from the ones in the Chinese shoegaze compilation album now.
youtube.com/watch?v=noMNynWQyyA

Hey Mash face~

Check your other chats. All will be clear.

I do feel off this morning and I'm on mobile.

Saw the episode where they go to the Zen temple. That was a fun one

You're an Europer right?
It's getting late so I guess that's not too bad.

Ew.

Ok

Very
I like the rain more than the sun though, it gets too hot here

Irgendwer muss doch meinen Fanklub mit neuen Bildern versorgen

Nur die Lahmen und Omis. Opis sind alle abgekratzt. Bin heute mit den meisten Sachen umgezogen. Mein Bett sowie der Kratzbaum ist in der Wohnung sowie der Großteil meiner Sachen

Heya Chara

>checks skype
OI
YOU
FUCKING
SHHHH-

It's already 11pm here, but yeah, I'm from europe

Is it because of the alcohol? That must be some good stuff.

>

I love her so much...

Hi Sonokawa~

not ok

Well, if I want a good future I should be healty so I can live a happy life.
Do Chinese have good shoegaze?
I'm glad you're taking care of your body, aswell.
How are you enjoying driving?

*flying disk shoulderpads*
RIP Sono butt

I want to kill myself...

Nah head hurts a bit.

I want to fuck You in the Ass while You tell Me how much a Sissy Slut You are

Have some well-earned attention.

What's a matter?

I don't lewd out love, silly! I just share it with all I meet

Ah classic, he. I'm more a fan of the wubble though.

>Wieso mach ich den Fehler immer wieder
Sweet dude, muss coll sein einen eigenen Kratzbaum zu haben :o

You're a Norder right?

:^)

I'm back, did I miss all the drama?

That's not good.
You will hurt your family that tried to raise you into being a good respectable human of this world.
You ended up being a failure, tho. Oh, well.
How dull.

I did a brainfart.

Hi Sonokawa

Did something happen Mash?
Are you okay?

Yeah, there's a line for that one too. You should wait in the back.

Well then. I'm hoping for the best but expecting nothing!

>Weil du genau wie ich ein Trottel bist
Jap, isses. Meine zwei Kätzchen sind glücklich darüber

I... I don't hate you!