I'm 30 and never entered a woman

I'm 30 and never entered a woman.

I need a woman so bad.

nah bro, forget bitches, trust me. you're close to wizard level anyway

You are The Unsullied.

You've fucked your hand so many times now that no woman could provide the tightness that you desire. And every real world sex act would be a let down since all you've ever known is porn.

Pick a hobby and put in 10K hours...make something of your life. Have you considered trepanation?

can feel you. 26 now.

What superpowers did you get ?

Bang a fatty from tinder or something, seriously, it's usually good and easy, wear a condor tho, I caught something twice now lol

>trepanatio
i did. but my dick went soft

I'm not good at all this stuff, talking to women etc. Creepy fatso myself btw.

Any tips on getting laid before turning 27?

book an escort

Without spending money pls

Why!? You are fucking 30! There is a reason why you never fucked a girl and this is most likely the only way.

tinder or a fleshlight

You are spending cash one way or another asshat. You want maybe get pussy or definitely get pussy? Based on how you sound you should just stick to hookers.

>I'm 30 and never entered a woman.
but, why user? tell us more.

Get a DS-DollSweet sex doll.
This will pop your cherry so you can then attempt real women with a fraction of the anxiety.
You will not follow my advice, but you should.

a virgin for life on Sup Forums and you want to know why?

Alright OP, I've had the storybook first time It's not really worth it. The only thing it taught me was just how little of a deal sex actually is. I recommend you pay an escort for your first time, it's no big deal. They are professionals and will most likely help you to relax and feel comfortable. It will be therapeutic in the sense that you'd probably feel a lot more confident after. Good luck.

>entered a woman


Because you talk like you live in some George RR Martin story. Wtf, OP?

lmao. I was going to post exactly that.

OP get your shit together and enter some hookers