Secrets/Vent/Advice thread

Secrets/Vent/Advice thread

Why is it that theres always something on my mind?

Yesterday it was the "soft rejection" from my friend.

And now today, it's being worried about her dropping out of college

She sent this text "Yeah, I'm looking to work in FDNY EMS and one of my friends work in the department, so it might work out"

Keep in mind, FDNY does not offer Part Time employment, and that she's looking to start in August, when classes traditionally begin. Also, they do not require a graduate degree, or any college credits at all. And she already dropped out of a well regarded Uni (WVU) for a community college.

oh good! it's the "she wants me and talks to me all the time but when I try to get together she can't but she wanted to over vacation she said "let's give it a shot" but she's always busy and everyone tells me she really wants me and its a good sign" faggot

Good to see you back.

Let's here the latest. What excuses has she given you lately? How has she evaded "going out" with you?

>"so it might work out"

"Let's give it a shot"

While I was vacationing in Thailand a man approached me. He had a young girl with him. He explained that his family was very poor and he would be willing to "rent" his daughter to me for 200$ American per week. I paid him and took her back to where I was staying. Not only did I not leave my room for the week but I extended my stay by two weeks. If that little girl was fertile I definitely left her with a bastard white baby.

young enough you think she wasn't fertile.

so you got nonstop loli for 2 weeks for $400

I figured out the secret to fucking captcha so you don't have to fucking click 12 fucking boxes.

>I know how you can click just one box

Actually it was 3 weeks and 600$

You drastically overpaid.

where the fuck are you from? no american says 600$.

So how did she react? Was she into it? Were you her first experience? Did she initiate it after three weeks or did you have to push yourself on her every time?

Truth is I just don't trust my girlfriend anymore, she has a past but i never realised it would bother me this much, she deleted a facebook conversation from a guy she works with off her phone and now i'm just too suspicious. I don't know if I can see a future for us.

grow up faggot

newfag

you absolutely have to green text some of that

>a lot of it

ha

amen

Sometimes when I cum, a peice of sweet corn will pop out of my japseye but I don't eat sweet corn. Does this happen to anyone else?

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It was obviously not her first time or she was coached really well ahead of time. She was all smiles and playful but it didn't always seem genuine. She waited for me to initiate always but never seemed upset when I did. By her performance I'm really leaning towards me not being the first to fuck her. To those that think I overpaid I think 3 weeks of 24 hour access to 9 yr old pussy was worth it. I would have paid more actually.

you've got to greentext or just write it out man.

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I wasted the first day just having her blow me several times. This was my first time with a girl so young and I admit I was probably more nervous than she was. Her blowjobs ok she could only fit the head of my dick and maybe and inch or two more in her mouth. But she slurped sucked and well lip nibbled I guess pretty well. I came in her mouth on on her face a few times that night. The next morning when I woke up to her naked in my bed( she really didn't get to wear clothes much) I looked her up and down and knew I had to fuck her. I woke her up by putting my dick in her mouth. She didn't seem surprised or scared. After maybe 30 secs I popped it outta her mouth and mounted her. Omg the first time I plunged my dick into her little cunt I was shocked at how good it felt. Like sticking my dick in molten steel that Kung fu gripped it. I didn't have any condoms and after bare backing her that morning I refused to get any. The second day alone I fired off probably five loads into her and didn't let up for three weeks. I'll admit she's also the first girl I did anal with, I was always to shy to ask women and this girl had to do whatever I asked. I actually had a lot of firsts with her. For the next three weeks she was full of my cum in all her holes. My best vacation and fondest memories. Would do again but married now and hard to vacation in another country alone.

Id love to wakeup to her riding my cock.

I helped my ex girlfriend to get fucked by a friend's dog

Greentext

Why'd she drop outta WVU? I'm from Morgantown and it's a solid school. '04 grad myself

include her name and phone number in the greentext

Once a year i go to south america to fuck "questionable age" chicks.
It's wonderful, everything is cheap in south america and they treat you like a god for being white.

I don't know really, never pushed to find out.

If I had to guess its was either that she was a excellent student in HS that just wasn't cut out for Uni (She was National Honor Society and all that shit) or she had a bout of depression that hurt her performance.

Long story short, got drunk and slept with best friend. I'm straight but I still would love to do it again. Just for fun.

Not to hurt ur feelings but there's a lot of partying down here. Just saying. Mighta got to her

I derail threads on /b.

Maybe. But she seems like too much of a "nerd" and workaholic to get involved in that. Well, atleast to the point where it would affect her. Honestly something more is at play if she's at the same point now at a College that's a step above a CC...

Her 3 College aged siblings all go to relatively solid schools as well. Uni of Maine, SUNY Oneonta, and St. Micheal in VT.

She's the only one going to basically a Community College.

i like animals with hats a little to much...

I cant pronounce "r"

So i just try not to use words with that letter.

...

At least it was just a friend and not ur woman. gotta go chug beer and get ready to watch the Mountaineers play Texas. Peace and chicken grease nigger

I have a small dick (17cm maximum) and therefore cant enjoy sex because I always imagine how many big dicks the girl already had and that she is pretending for me anyways.

So I decided that I will let myself be castrated so I dont have sexual urges anymore.

My parents still think I will give them grandchildren..idk how to tell them

What?

Yes

Asian

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no wall can stop me

thats not a small dick. 17cms is pretty great! dont worry user!

My 19yo sister just got braces and just looking at her is making me sooo diamonds

Not really.

17cm is 6.6 inches, stop watching so much porn

Eh, it's still a friend that I deeply care for. So, I really don't want her her to make a stupid choice.

She is a nursing major. IF she sticks with it, and graduates, she would be making ~120k out of the gate in NYC, but if she drops and goes FDNY EMT then she'll make 47k after 5 years if she stays as an EMT, if she goes Medic, then she'll make like 61k a year

I'm losing my mind.
The last week has been really stressful and with my new job I'm only getting at most four hours of sleep each night.
My depression is also worsening and it's not helping either.
I'm so distracted or just plain out of it so I constantly make mistakes throughout the day.
Today I took the wrong exit on the way home I always go, tried to use my key to unlock someone else's car thinking it was mine, and almost pulled out into oncoming traffic.
I should probably get some help or something but I don't want to give up and admit I can't handle my own problems.

I have to say her bouncing on top was my favorite position. Something about her gyrating her little hips while I was inside her really turned me on. I swear I shot so much sperm into her her pussy stayed white after I left lol.

At least you have a job

I lost mine a month ago and cant find another one.
If i cant find any job in 6 days i wont be able to pay for college.

I know all of that bad I made a fake tinder profile and chatted with girls LARPing as a big dick chad and all of them admitted they like big dicks better and find them more manly.

So I will always be in danger of being cucked because I am not a big dick chad, what kind of shitty life is this

so you're a paedophile?

Ive only ever dated women, but Id really like to fuck/date a m->f or very feminie trap. Suck their cute cock n all. No odea how to meet one though

Stahp Boner..

I guess. I didn't go looking for her she was brought to me, but I highly enjoyed the sex and would do again. So yes.

what was her reaction to your cum? Did her pussy get wet and did she cum?

I was not her first uh customer I guess you'd say. She knew what cum was as was ready for it. Her pussy definitely got wet, but honestly I don't know if she came or not. I was pretty much selfishly focused on my pleasure.

held/edged myself from cumming for a week and finally blew it on my sil's bra and placed it back cum-plastered while she was sleeping.

I'm about to get the job of my dreams but I have to move to the city I lived in a few years back.

I'll be living with a friend, but he works nights, so I'll mostly be completely alone.

I'll be living in a familiar city but completely alone. Not sure what i'll do with myself

Did you go down on her?
How was the taste compared to a woman?

same

I look at naked women & it makes my penis grow. I also don't seed my torrents.

I think I'm gay, but don't want anyone to know.

I did a couple times after she showered. Her pussy had far less of a smell and taste than a woman's pussy. It almost tasted and smelled like nothing but skin except there was a faint aroma of pussy to it as well. I only did it a couple times tho cuz I wanted to fuck it more than eat it and was always after she showered.

if you can rate face, 1-5?

I take a shit only once every two weeks. It's been like this my whole life. It's pretty huge and dramatic when I finally shit, but I'm concerned. Am I gonna die Sup Forums?

>I also don't seed my torrents.
you motherfucker!

I assume you mean rate her face. She was cute I guess I'd rate her face a 3 or 4. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous but then again she was only 9.

Why do you think that?

nah as long as the shit is getting out of you you'll be fine

but you might consider eating some fiber once and a while you fat fuck

Does anyone know what happened in your life?

You should hope you're gay. College scholarships are easymodo if you're a minority of some sort.

Well..I got hard

Never really had a thing for girls, and then I ended up kinda having a crush on a friend of mine once... After that most things I fantasize about are with men, but I'd rather people just not know.

I'm no pedo but reading this has me rock hard

Maybe it's just the taboo factor

>then again she was only 9.
also, please answer user

Mh I sucked the dick of a friend at age 10 and he sucked mine and let me finger his ass..was kind of nice and innocent but I turned out straight.

So maybe you should try it before you talk about what you are

Probably Bi with a heavy preference for guys?

Same

Ok, What is the best way to go about sucking a dick just to 'try' it?

I mean I've thought about girls.... but it's a very rare case for me to be interested in them sexually.

Could you see your cock stretching her through her tummy like with petite women?
I know when I fuck small girl I can feel their cervix and feel myself pushing their uterus around like a speed bag.

Idk I only did it once and it just happend.

Go on a gay dating app I guess, I think its pretty easy to get a male partner to fuck since we are men and we always want to fuck something so just try it out

>I mean I've thought about girls.... but it's a very rare case for me to be interested in them sexually.
Are you like me dude? I like girls... I think they're cute and soft but I just don't think about them sexually

My friend had his ex gf find a stash of sexy fb photos of his friends (hence ex). That ex told one my friends friends eho knew one of the girls in the stash and told her. The other day he told me he told her. Was that a shitty thing to do on his behalf? He said it was weird of him to keep pictures of his lady friends but, I keep a fb stash too..?

Plus I really anxious lately. Ive been in a relationship for 5 years and its the same old, what if.. I just want to fuck some other girls before I get depressed with marriage. Im going on holiday with a friend soon and I cant promise anything to myself.

Maybe, I'd cuddle a girl, but thinking about sex with them it's just not there...

you gay, nigga.

Judging by your ellipses, you're definitely a faggot.

Go suck a dick. Literally.

the first part I didn't understand.
the second part tho: break it off already with five year gf. if youre already doubting yourself then youre only looking for an excuse. dump and go on the vaca with friend. take pics but dont post it on social media. or you can post if youre ready to take the shitstorm thats gonna come after you break it off with the five year gf.

do it now

Pedo user got banned didn't he?

Fair, its tough. We're all moved in etc. I know the answers obvious but the situation isn't easy.

The friend thing.
Friend 1 had a gf. Gf found a stash of photos he had saved of his good looking fb friends, friends we both know. His gf found them, broke up with him. She told one of his friends (his flatmate). Flatemate guy knows one of the girls in Friend 1's stash and tells her that Friend 1 is having a jolly time to a picture of her from 3 yeard ago. He told me and said it was weird, but doesn't everyone fap to fb pictures? (This is what I meant to type out)

I want threesome with my gf and her sister, i wanna fuck her sis so bad, i was tempting her to do it, she says she'd for me but she really dont want it, yesterday i made her blow me and called her sister but my gf was really shy and stuffed her face into my leg and her sis saw my dick, my gf didnt mind it anyway but still didnt want to she just did it for me because she knew i wanted to do that, anyway I need help to convince her to make her fuck with her sister while I watch, thats what Im telling to her but once it happen, id get in there like an fuckin animal, anyway help?

It sounds to me like you don't know what you want. You probably have low testosterone levels and that is killing your sex drive. See a doctor, get your T levels checked and once they put you on pills, your sex drive alone will tell you what you want to stick your dick in. When you're horny, if you crave cock, you're gay. If it's pussy, you're straight. If it's both, bi. Trust your penis, man; fix your libido and listen to your dick.

No one I know personally. I've had a few online chats about it but I really didn't care for them cuz always at some point some eithers asks for or starts posting pics and I don't have any. Not just of her I don't have any at all I don't collect it or look for it online. I just occasionally fuck young pussy.

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