Well, every Sup Forumsody, today is my 21st birthday. It's been a shit day so far, but hey, at least I made it...

>Well, every Sup Forumsody, today is my 21st birthday. It's been a shit day so far, but hey, at least I made it. Share funny stories and memes to cheer me up if ya want. Let's talk about crazy Birthday stories maybe?

happy birthday dude

Happy Birthday my man

I spent my 21st in jail so hey, congrats on not being me!

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Shit day includes having to build two cabinets, seed the yard, get rejected by a chick I liked, most friends are either busy or wont talk, and I have no car yet. So fuck it, I went to Sup Forums because this is shitty and sometimes this makes me feel better. Not one present either, which idc, I'm 21, but hey, 20 bucks would of been rad.

happy birthday, what happened Sup Forumsro? it cant be that shitty right?

> Thanks man, Sorry to hear about that. Won't lie, Ive got it better then what you had.

>Thanks man

> Thanks dude, cheers me up a bit

Could have it a lot worse. Like A LOT fuckin worse. And Ive had worse Birthdays then this, but I guess I always over hyped 21.

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>See post above you

>kek nice

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kill yourself nigger

>Lol nice one man

happy birthday user, but nothing beats this story:

>be me
>18 y/o cuck
>meet girlfriend who is willing do do everything
>literally everything
>she has a shit fetish
>eat tacos, beans, plenty of diarrhea-inducing foods
>insert buttplug
>at school, cant sit right, really need to shit
>i plan to meet up with her at lunch
>2nd period and my face is veiny as fuck
>must. shit.
>i had just bought new pants and i really did not want to dirty them
>wrongplacewrongtime.png
>bell rings
>waddle out door
>cowboy walk downstairs
>halfway through hallway
>cannot take it anymore
>see girlfriend
>"Hey user, want to..."
>pull down pants
>scream in pain
>buttplug rockets out accompanied with 2 tonnes of shit
>vomit because shitting so hard
>still screaming
>pool of stinky, taco poo pools at my feet
>i had sprayed a girl and her friends sitting on the stairwell
>girlfriend stares
>everybody is running away
>"I..."
>she bursts out crying and runs away
>mfw

Nigga, I'm white. Getchyo honkey ass outta here

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Happy birthday
My last birthday consist of parents busting open my room with my girlfriend getting head... talk about awkward.

Happy Bday, OP.

>be me
>be 25
>birthday right around the corner
>wind up homeless by 26
>ffw 5 years
>married at 31 to woman of my dreams
>lifeisgood.jpeg

On the bright side, you had a god with a freaky chick m8

Thanks mate, made me grin a bit

Had head doe, so holla.

Happy birthday OP! Be happy :)

>be me
>talk in greentext
>have a shitty birthday
>post on Sup Forums in greentext
>this is my life
>i want to die
>op is a faggot
>a fucking faggot
>fuck you op
>you are a stupid fucking faggot
>fuck your birthday
>I don't care bitch
>the fuck you tryna get out of this thread
>happy birthday either way man
>go fuck yourself too

Shared my 21st with my uncle's funeral. Interesting shit filled year followed.

"Happy birthday! - Sorry!"

Happy birthday man.

Thanks mate

Lol thanks man. Eh, you're right, fuckin awful shit right? Bright side is you got to type that out and make me laugh, so hell yeah.

Ouch, well, thanks man. Sorry to hear that the shit was awkward for ya.