Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

Ayyyy lmao

Did you get that lipstick from 5 and below?

If your current career doesn't work out, you can always sell that huge fucking forehead for ad space.

Consider bangs.

bet that smurf enjoyed his blowjob

How long have your eyebrows been fighting for?

That lipstick does nothing good.

She'd be a lot prettier without all the makeup and eyebrow stuff. Lipstick is wretched.

So how long have you been a woman?

May we start with your name, Mr.__?

i bet you have a smaller dick than the average indian.

who the fuck wears gray contact lenses? for a fag you have no taste.

It looks like Moses tried to part your face

Oh! I'm sorry I didn't recognize you from up front! I'm use to seeing the back of your head in front of me.

heh...I get it...good one

It looks like a bottle of Nair came all over your eyebrows

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Whats with the lips? Are you holding your breath until men find you attractive?

You look like a retarded fish that tried to look human but fucked up their eyebrows

Are you related to this guy somehow?

Know what? Fuck these sexist pigs, this thread is disgusting. I know Sup Forums is edgy but enough is enough. I'm sick and tired of this body shaming. Mysterious stranger, you're beautiful, and so is everything about you.

So what if your lips look like the vulva of a black woman? Beautiful. And your eyebrows? Civil wars are nothing to laugh about. I want you to know that I'm here for you, unlike every guy you've ask for a second date. Girl Power.

Everyone who looks at you must be in the Dark Brotherhood, because "we know."

You're not fooling anyone.

Fag

feminist detected. Go back to tumblr

too soon to ask Sup Forumsro

still ugly as hell, now fuck off faggot

I like having purple rings around the base of my cock

holy kek

that caterpillar camouflaged to the middle of your forehead too much camo

You're like the guy who watches Colbert Report and believes hes actually Republican

1.fucking faggot
2.see number 1

you have to be born a woman

Look at this plasticine-faced sloth.
You must have lost half an eyebrow from frostbite sucking yeti cock into hypothermia, what with that purple dented banana you call a cave.

The distance between your eyebrows is considerably more when compared to other women.

the other night i actually dreamed that i shaved off half my eyebrow