A new one
A new one
god loves my butt too
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i made a spacetime
God hates your butt and you're going to hell.
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I'm going to hell because I shared my butt with people other than god, and he's jealous.
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Show butt.
Butts are fascinating things.
Unfortunately my butt doesn't like me at the moment, and is pouting.
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slap some sense into it
I wish my butt was even remotely attractive
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I have no desire to go to work tonight. I don't even have the desire to spam for butts tonight.
Maybe you're just touching cloth.
jesus do you have the flu or something?
Subby desires it.
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Snarf is dying, This makes me sad.
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Eh, I can't really blame it. I kind of allowed someone to slam all the way into it without any preparation, so it's not really a happy camper atm.
It's not too difficult. Squats and exercise, and shaving. Pretty much any exercise done standing is also working the legs/butt, so if you're running or squatting or jumping rope or moving in any way you'll be making your ass look better.
taking dick dry is more or less the worst idea ever
It's pretty rad tbh.
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I go to the gym and cut back on how much I eat, but man it's hard to lose weight and get toned
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stats?
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that last butt is what did it
needs ankle bracelet
I just try to do an hour of cardio a day, don't know muscle or fat percentages or anything like that. I'm 6'1" and 260~270lbs
>an hour of cardio every day
if it were intense cardio, that'd be hilariously bad for you and you'd know it so I'm not sure how you're defining this, but at that weight you really just need to eat less. count calories. it works.
lol
I'm in a melancholy mood.
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>I'm 6'1" and 260~270lbs
you're a fatass
the world will be a better place.
>taking off your panties
you SLUT
I honestly know literally nothing about the gym, if you could give me some pointers that'd be great
deus vult
She is just preparing to put them ON clearly
fuck the gym just stop cramming your face with food you worthless loser.
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damn dude calm down
be nice
Clinically obese.
so the gym is basically irrelevant for losing weight. Doing cardio does burn calories but it's an absolutely insignificant amount relative to what most people consume on a daily basis. To actually lose weight successfully your first priority is to restrict the amount you eat to below a replacement level. That will guarantee you lose weight.
Or what kissu said, but less obnoxiously.
They were only off since she was getting boned.
tfw he will never dick your sinful boypussy
why even live
but yeah that's def. obese lmoa
because other people will
what's your age
Amazon is trying to tell me something.
She was just taking a bath.
No, I hate being nice especially to fat people. They deserve the punishment and should hate/kill themselves.
are you going to drunk and ow with us tonite or you going to sleep soon?
also your not memeing properly.
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I never know my own mood.
If I was dying maybe it would be.
bed.
>She was just taking a bath.
she's literally made of water. and lives in it. and is underwater in that picture
also aren't you fat?
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I try to keep things down to 1800 calories a day or less
19, turning 20 in two weeks
no fun
i guess ill just see if am or dev or freklz is up for it.
its hard to play with those losers and enjoy it though cause of they OW levels. shit puts me up against lv550 600 hours on specific heros people
have you started losing weight? If you haven't then you're definitely not doing that successfully. I would actually get an app or something that will do the math for you.
just play better and you'll beat the high level players
it's difficult to convey how legitimately busy my life is right now.
Off to work now.
Post butthole.
Hey Groden.
Subby likes them plump. Give him plump.
and yet you don't even ask me to play
i'm offended
yeah nah I get ya, I'm just givin you a hard time.
also I do pretty well on pharah, mercy and demo man.
Oh this kid again. When are you trying to start school? Idk if you answered this already, I left last thread early.
yo snarf, what's up?
I forget you're playing with us usually, you never talk.
This fall semester, I'm planning on majoring in mechanical engineering and aeronautics
yes i do, i told dev he was bad for not killing a soldier with two hp after getting a penta
Was that inspired by you being a blimp?
I want to kill myself so badly.
You should come to Boston so we could meet up and be best buds.
dont do it
yyooooooooooooooooooooo
I don't have the guts.
just kill the fat
no, you have a gut. a large one.
Pussy.
cum is grody
get a busy job
keeps you moving and stop you from eating all day
when i was 19-21 i was 6'0 250lbs
now at 24 i'm like 200lbs and I stay there
you will drop the weight easy
pic unrelated
I'm going to go lay down and hate myself now.
you're still fat my guy
sorry my roast wasn't as good as the blimp one, I tried.
I wish man, I'm lonely stuck out here in the midwest, Indiana is about as boring of a state as they come
I used to have a fairly busy job, but they just sort of stopped scheduling me and never gave me an explanation, so I guess I got low key fired
true
but i am less so now and i am happier
I mean yeah improvement is good
kachi use this chucklefuck as an example
to begin with since he still needs to lose more weight tho
You're such a pathetic weasel.
That still falls within "overweight" unless you're exceptionally muscular.
that wasn't as clever.
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Honestly moving to a new place is and going to college are the best ways to make different friends and start a whole new lifestyle. Plus cities are pretty lit.
Off to work.
ah, have fun
I can't afford to go to a decent college away, I have to go to a rather shit local college
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Keeping it as inconsistent as you, you shallow prick.
go to furcon
how's it going david
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I uh, only like guys when they cross dress.
Or appeal to another fetish.
I'm not a furry.
you are furry
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That's because I have a thick coat of body hair to provide warmth during the cold seasons, and to entice the twinks.
why do furries feel like it has to be a lifestyle or identity or something?
I just like jerking off to gay animal people. Its a weird fetish, but I don't see other people with weird fetishes naming themselves and having conventions
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