What was his fucking problem Sup Forums

What was his fucking problem Sup Forums

>We dreamed of creating the most autistic board on Sup Forums
And we Succeeded.

watch the uncut for his real backstory.

If Sup Forums is Mewtwo which board is Mew?

In the original movie, his problem was that Mew wanted to kill him because clones were an abomination and all clones must die. It was pretty fucking sweet.

Sup Forums

>I want you to move this coin, Mewtwo

/wg/

is it his nose or his mouth?

He was a failed clone of mew. It was serious business because back then Mew did not even exist technically it was just like the god pokemon and mewtwo was like a satan figure, doomed to his reality and angtsy, it was cool as a kid.

Nose

Why is pokemon not sent to /vp/ like ponies are sent to /mlp/?

Is that a real question?

>failed

He was superior to mew in pretty much everything

reminder this was supposed to end the series originally and the ending is a few minutes too long.

He was evil; therefore, inferior.

>dat Frankenstein's monster pokemon

I wish they made him look more deformed.

How could it end the series if the movie itself was named "The first movie"?

isnt it actually called mewtwo strikes back?

>Mew
>MewTWO

>mfw

the original title was "The first movie and also the last"

Edgelord

Sup Forums is mew
Sup Forums is mewtwo

Well then, it's good they went all greedy on us because the second movie gave us this badass motherfucker

Fucking...fucking Sup Forums

what was even the point of this fucking movie

why were zapdos and the other two freaking out so hard

It was autism

In short, Zaptos Moltres and Articuno are autistic problem children that Lugia needs to babysit, if one of them dies/missing the ones remaining start to sperg out control.
It was all that gay British collector guy's fault, basically.

I dunno but misty gave me a hard on for some reason

What's that lazy fuck ho-oh doing while all this is going on

Do-do-do-do Pokemon Johto

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE VERSION IS UNIRONIC KINO

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

Ho-oh is dogshit. I can't believe anyone would look at Gold Version and think "That's the one I want"

Because jealousy is cute

>see shiny ho-oh in first episode
>normal ho-oh looks like a fucking retard.

>not playing gold version so your lugia starts at 70

Ikr
Its like the ugliest turkey imaginable

It looked more graceful and holy in the very first episode.

never figured out how to evolve fearow

That's because it was the shiny one.

Nah even that looks like shit. Seeing its eyes and everything without the blurry gold aura just makes it look like a fucking generic bird.

watching his pet cats/dogs

>implying this is a deciding factor for a kid in the late 90's pre-ordering the game
Lel. Not to mention the level 70 Lugia is dogshit and doesn't have Aeroblast.

did they ever make the connection in the cartoon?

Sup Forums is boring as shit and hates fun

>badass motherfucker
>got BTFO by the three legendary birds

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just kill yourself. Ho-oh is the best legendary bird.

What's his point really? Does he even do anything?
As a matter of fact, do most legendary pokemon actually do anything? These days I researched a bit and found out there are tons of new legendary pokemon, each a different powerful entity responsible for something.
There's one for time, one for space, one for antimatter, one for life, one for death, one for the soul and so on.
Pic related aparently is the god of the pokemon lore. Yeah, that's right, this fucking weird horse is god. I don't know what the fuck is the point of all the other ones like mew, entei, celebi and whatever ones they make seem like the greatest ones until the next movie.
All I know is that pokemon lore is just too stupid to handle already.

you miss aeroblast if you do that you retard

gerbils

>Mfw I'll be older than the first Pokemon movie in 1 year

Hold me bros, life isn't fair...

Legendaries like Dialga and Palkia just manage time and space I believe

Same applies to Groudon and Kyogre when it comes to earth and the sea

I think the lower level ones are just kinda there, sorta like mythical creatures from old fairy tales. They exist and maybe do shit like grant wishes but nothing major

Darkrai is basically a demon and only exists to cause harm

I don't really know what the three dogs or the three birds are for, I think they're just powerful creatures that exist.

Wasn't Mew supposed to be the ancestor of all pokemon? Is Mew the ancestor of God? I know Mew contains all DNA and resembles an embryo.

Really makes you think.

Huh? How can you become older than a movie over time? You either are already older than it or not

Arceus is God and Mew is Adam (and Eve too I guess)

What do you mean?

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>pre-odering video games
>in the late 90s

good meme friend

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/wg/

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what

you mean they actually discuss the board's topic over there unlike this reddit infested shithole?
or did you get made fun of for your shit taste?

Come on guys... You know what I mean.

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10/10

WHY WAS THE DRAGONITE SO HUGE IN THAT LIGHTHOUSE EPISODE AND HOW DID NOBODY NOTICE IT WAS A DRAGONITE?

What about the tentacruel that was as big as godzilla.

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They knew it was a Tentacruel though didn't they?

/s4s/. /s4s/ is the purest board on Sup Forums.

But Mew is so cute and innocent

you're truly the worst poster on this website
just kill yourself already, man

kill yourself

Calling Sup Forums the Sup Forums 2.0 is pretty irrelevent these days. Could just as easily give that title to Sup Forums, /s4s/, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, etc.

lmao that wasn't even me

but he's right my man, you fucking suck

kys

whats the best eevee evolution?

everything after 2nd gen is shit, the pokemon designs are shit, the legendary lost their shock value

>shock value

Wtf? Legendaries were always shit tier and later gens had some decent mons.