Lets get another Tinder thread going

Lets get another Tinder thread going

Drop your profile and your bros will fix it up for you

Hell yeah. Last four threads maxed

bump

The beiber reference is getting a bit old tbqh

That is the fakes pictures and matchup I've ever seen. Damn advertising people

am /fat/ so there is no getting around the prof pic, that's best angle

but i'm at a loss for bio, help me out bros

I don't think that can be salvaged buddy, maybe just omit that last part.

1. (too zoomed up, looks like selfie) selfies are the most unflattering angle, especially when you're zoomed up like that and you're not smiling

Got any group pics?

bio, you got height as a plus

just be like "6'5", let's ___" enter something you like doing that chicks like too

Ask for suggestions on how to spend your enormous inheritance you just received from a dead Swiss relative

why? youre a racist ass cracker if you don't think that du'q'uon'do and courtney belong together

>you said 6'5"

erase all of it and put "sit on my face and i'll guess your weight"

Feedback pls

changed prof pic. but it's hard to choose a pic when u hate yourself lmao.

there

forgot pic

If you're going to open with that pic you need at least 1 group shot of a sport/night out/etc, one where you're wearing something above business casual, and a pic of you and your pet. Or fucking a watermelon.

C'mon man, you have to be more confident than that. You're not that bad looking.

You think a chick will swipe right on a guy she doesn't know if he looks like he doesn't even like himself?

thems some gross ass lookin banana's bro

damn too real

lmao right wtf is with all that basic shot on every girls profile

alright alright alright here.

You wanna see a convo?

I would rather suck every anons dick itt than give out my tinder. Seriously, if you're not digusted with yourself every time you log in you're doing it wrong

This is good. Grills love pictures especially when you take some of them (not creepily but like "candid") good angle too. The nature background is a plus.

i don't really have any pics in a group. i have pics with other girls but is that like not good to post? lol

also yay or nay on the me as a school shooter pic (#1)

Fat hulk. Please work out

>i don't really have any pics in a group.
photoshop yourself with some ponies then. gurls love that stuff

Girls are freaky

Way better homie. Maybe

"I'll take your next tinder top pic" or some shit

Funnyish

that's kind of a dope name thanks user

I'd get rid of 1 and 4. The death stare is too intimidating and makes you look completely different from the other pictures. You wanna look like a fun guy, not like you're gonna murder them.

ok now change it to say "sit on my face and i'll guess your weight". and put on a cowboy hat. stupid chicks love wannabe countryboy faggots right now.

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holy shit this dude is a serial killer

Ew why'd you ruin it by asking her to fuck again

you were in basically

>that last line

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

>almost a hot tub

And 5. You're an amateur photog yeah? Find a buddy to go out innawoods with and let him take some shots of you, show him the basics. +1 if he knows his way around a camera.

Rule #1 of tinder

Max 2 selfies

you are 3 too many man. you need to show you have friends or something.

and no death stare for christ's sake

>you can use your legs as scales
fucking casanova over here
don't know how the analogy works at all but A for effort

ah that's the expression. thanks

yeah i agree, friends said it made me look like a punk but i look more like a murderer. #4? i know the thot filter is rank but cmon. no?

How do you all have such fucking autistic bios? This is like, beyond autism.

What do you think op?

>Open relationship
>legs
>open legs
>pelfie

Is it worth it to make a Tinder? I used to see that as the social equivalent of a white flag. But now most of my friends have used it, which makes it less weird for me to use it too. I wouldn't say I'm super handsome or anything

lmao @ your life

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What if you don't have friends? Just have 2 pics?

Give us the full shot

Hillary Supporter/10

Gross ears. And get a real job.

Oh shit i mean't 5, sorry. I don't use tinder often and their numbering thing is weird as shit. 4 is good, makes you seem like a normie, i mean if you're looking for normie girls which i'd assume you are.

It would be better than 5 selfies, tbh

So she basically invites you to fuck her and your response is 'show me your pussy' phrased as a creepy analogy. 'You know cuz otherwise I'm not sure I trust this whole open relationship concept.'

Dude, you must have something remotely interesting around your house. Give your phone to your dad or something, pretend that interesting thing is the superbowl trophy and that you just won it and smile looking decently alpha. Make that #1 then 2 selfies

You're good

much better dude

i can see you with a s a d g i r l

Were you so confident you'd have a stockpile of women responding that you limited yourself to two bs zodiac signs? Seriously man take what you can get.

Albeit he didn't phrase it correctly. But he did say "tonight" as in she'll spread he legs for him "tonight"

Any Help?

Decent but a shot of you actually playing a concert would probably reel the girls in better (or if that's a concert, a shot that actually looks like a concert). Also the zodiac thing is kinda weird just because you seem to be limiting your choices, but hey everyones allowed to have preferences.

> letting Sup Forums know your real name and bands name

You're so fucked rn

here's a pic with a friends. kinda shit because i'm holding an axe. I swear i'm not a serial killer

I can see that
But based off the 'pelfie' response I can only expect he was going for instant gratuity

Lol maximum that happens is that kid gets his band a promo

all pub is good pub faggot

Shave. I hate the filter. But girls like that shit, I think

or i can do pic with grill but idk?

Yeah it sucks doing what I love and getting paid a living wage off it. "lol"
No I'm not a supporter of the lizard woman. Or trump.
"Gross ears"? Yeah I guess I'll give you that.

Honestly your bio isn't bad. Short and to the point. Although I would probably make your main picture one of you smiling since it's more inviting.

Puppy filters for the bitches, not you.
And death staring through a filter is no less creepy.
Smiling isn't amasculine.

All publicity is good except Sup Forums publicity
It's asking to get trolled
Plus people know you use Sup Forums and forever associate you with furry/Loli porn

You're chubby columbine and he's just a floating matrix head. C'mon man, we're trying to help you.

>I swear i'm not a serial killer
yet the only picture of you with another member of society includes you holding a tomahawk

Here's more

Here are the other photos

I like this one. But I don't know for sure

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you're not going to make it fag lol get a real job

You're alone in all of them
You smile in one
Is there not one picture where youre with some group smiling? Those are good to show people like to spend time with you and you don't need to rely on selfies

holy kek

Dude you are so fucking cringey

you must be the only dude in a 1000 mile radius for these chicks to be responding

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>do you at least fuck hard
because you've disappointment in every other category
but hey man, at least you have a hot tub

Yeah good point. That was off a little shitty video we did of a rehearsal.

Sadly I have no one to take pictures of me except strangers and they are hit and miss.

You gotta stop using the hot tub as if it'll get you chicks.

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fuck i love you guys

likes your music lines, took a page

alright here it is. since there is a pic with a grill, should i specify that i'm single?

Jake you look like someone who gets pegged at a Nirvana concert. Need to smile more and get rid of the creepy af pics and you'll be cleaned up

>2 pump chump

trips are truth

In what way do you slave away for the American government and not for yourself than?
It must be a good racket!

Get rid of 4 and make 5 3 then you're ready to be swimming in fat pussy nigga

fuck bio got cut off in screen cap. it says "6'5, Let's take pictures and trade music"

What are you?.. some kind of wizard

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rules 1 and 2 bub

the trips in this thread
honestly man, I'd cut the money one too. If you really don't have better pics, make one. A selfie of you smiling with no context, while annoying as shit to us, will blend in and attract a woman on there better than you glaring from behind two twenties. At least that's my opinion on it.

No need to say you're single. It's tinder. You got this, columbine kid

working at mcdonalds is more respectable than being a struggling musician

Improved?

Jake here, switched to pc

fuck didnt realize my get, i get that though, i try to take pics like that once in awhile.

good point

hahaha

Much better. Try to get one for the first picture that someone else has taken of you

Not bad though. at least youre smiling