Derscribe a movie badly

Derscribe a movie badly

>Old whore tells stories
>kids eat shit
>old men kill everyone

Guy bowls, likes rugs
fucking hates the Eagles.

>Ruskis doing fuck all
>oh no a fire
>Lisa is kill
>muh dreams
>2 hours of absolutely nothing and the film is acclaimed of one of the greatests

Big lebowski, too easy

120 Days of Sodom

>banker loses fiancé in front of a green screen
>anhero.
>forgiven by god

Passion of Christ

Aye

>The First Weaboo
Pretty easy.

Is that the robin williams one?

Dago slob gets a shot
Loves a retard
Fails but takes it like a man
Loves retard in front of everyone

The Room?

>stealing the nazi's instruction manual
>space hitler
>go boom

Star Wars: A New Hope reboot

>Some beaner does some dog fighting
>some other beaner loses her dog
>this other beaner has his dogs killed by the first beaners fighter dog

>Need transplant
>Get surgery
>Can't pay
>Take back transplant

>creep hordes family's pictures

nope.

no. people think it's unironically a masterpiece

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Episode 7

repo: the genetic opera

>rookie cop
>criminal
>teams up to solve a case

the eye

Star wars: new hope

nope. That title alone just gave me PTSD flashbacks though, thanks

zootopia

>guy thinks hes a hero
>turns out hes a retard

Come and See?

>rated R
>extraterrestrial bro is the living embodiment of Sup Forums
>revives bird then eats it

Repo Men

Ding ding ding

Paul

>Space Coast Gaurd, Space Zombies

One Hour Photo

...

See

>medical worker tries to get handjob
>fails and converts to Buddhism instead

Bingo

Wtf

> Two sisters kill drunk mother because their life sucks

The Love Guru

>eddie murphy and mike myers go on an adventure to rescue caitlyn jenner from Napolean

>russia
>fem-dom
>sean bean dies, to no ones surprise

Dog day afternoon?

shrek

>
Goldeneye

nope

Two guys rent a storage locker and samefag over and over

...

>sleep, standing up
>tongue piercing
>money

Blankman

>Man wants to fuck chick
>Chick runs away
>Fucks animal to save father

>Science
>Incest
>More Science

>human punching-bag fights the man who pities the fool

Every buddy cop movie since 1975.

>Furry musical Hamlet

Doctor Strange

Rocky, can't be bother to remembrr which one. mr. T

Wayne's World.

>A bunch of strangers meet
>They go to an inn
>They all kill eachother

>Space Coast Gaurd

>Alien Bacteria drive people insane

>Alien looks like ky Jelly

Lion King?

Bet none of you fags will guess this
>smart kid
>runs away from home
>lives off land
>has pet racoon and trained an eagle

Identity

lion king

Ye

Super

Vacancy

Rocky III

Inception?

Rescuer's Down Under?

Nope

I second this

Leon The Professional...?

Na

primer

>Kid fucks teacher
>Pregnancy
>Shit happens

Nope

Well, that's also the exact plot to Identity

Three high school student's steal from school and end up killing their creepy professor

>man finds himself in a movie
>just a metaphor for man's internal struggle
>Literally cucks himself
>Gonna need a few more cans of Raid

Damn I love that movie

That's My Boy

na

The Hateful Eight.

My side of the mountain?

thats my boy

my side of the mountain.

and it was a hawk.

no

here's a hint, the movie is Russian

>Jeff Daniels is a scared faggot

> guy has tv station
> kramer has a mop

UHF

>boston
>california
>mexico
>jail
>colombia
>california
>florida
>jail

>John Wick, but in the 1700s

Yeah you are right. nice.

The king's of summer

This should be pretty easy for many of you:
>flimsy pretext for showing a compilation of short horror films that the creators couldn't otherwise join together or make into their own full-length stories

Bingo bongo, love that movie. My dad bought it for me so many years ago

Hawk shmawk

The Patriot