NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread.

>weed in Tauranga, pls

Why are IDs even gone?

Love a sesh during a storm but it's dry (in spite of being wet).

RIP.

What's everyone fav times to get stoned?

Wellington reporting in. Also looking fo dat green

What's everyone up2 tonight

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>What's everyone up2 tonight
thinking bout you

So young kiwis, how does it feel knowing that superannuation is too expensive for our country cause the old fucks won't just die and you'll spend your whole working life paying for something you'll never receive?

:3

pukekohe here, why is this place such a shithole?

I fucking hate you faggots! Anyone wanna come to Auckland, New Lynn and fight me?!

fuck off with the same tired old not-even-nudes jesus christ every thread

time flies when you're a faggot

literally nobody cares tbqh

it's a meme you dip

Winnie says we can pay for it...

shit """meme""" faggot

its not a very good meme

you seem upset ;)

It's a fucking meme in these threads you retards in that it gets posted every single thread.

Fucking newfags.

you got baited hahahahaha

Why isn't there an app for this?

Like why is there not an app which brings buyers and sellers together? Surely the risk is nothing, cops have better things to do that honeypot tinny dealers.

(you)

>Video going round of an Indian getting told "Go back to your fucking country"
>Guy yelling at him is clearly Maori
>Everyone calling him a white supremacist

Doesn't understand the (you) meme either.

Newfag.

Anyone else sick of these dirty maoris giving us white supremacists a bad name?

well they fucking should go back to their country. same goes for the chinks and darkies

Fuck up, Hone.

Eat yourself.

I'm not arguing against that (quite the opposite). I'm pointing out how people are lying about the perp.

>wellington

Who wants to see me ride a 12 inch dildo while I leak cum like a faggot?

Yeah I'd love to

I'm in Tauranga and also looking for weed. No luck though.

With how drys it's been down here in welly I'd stoop for synthetics.

Intermittent supply really fucks with my body clock.

Auckland here...have pot...smoking a joint as we speak...I have to head to Cambridge to get my pot...300 an ounce

I can get an O but it's in Matamata, $300.

Keen to go halves if someone wants.

Hey that's not a bad idea, I'd be keen. Hit me up at [email protected] if you're interested

>tfw no welly Sup Forums friend to hook me halfs

>being this new

Cheer up user, you'll find drugs someday. I believe in you.

TAUPO!

Dunners reporting.

Friday night, motherfuckers! Who drankin'?

You drinking tea you joker?

Emailed.

(me)?

For now. Whiskey's in the fridge

Double bag it, courrier.

>Whiskey's in the fridge
You're the man.

>not saving for the future

Anyone know how to get MDMA?

It's good for PTSD and I'm interested in trying it.

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Let me red pill you fuckers real quick...

global warming/climate change is in large part a scam. it is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or (more likely) you'll just write me/trump off as anti-science hillbillies or whatever. that's the easier option as you're being told to do that by those that follow that agenda.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

thanks for the (you), faggot
keep replying kek

>this damage control

Pathetic!

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>what is science
kys

hard bro, gooks and currys and rag heads can fuck off

>Christchurch

post video

no u post

dunedin here.

motherfucking weekend. next weekend is a long one to

Never forget

19M bi, bored
KIK= anond132
if you wanna chat/more HMU: )

32M Straight, hungry
I don't know what KIK is
HMU if you want to buy me some fish and chips.

Post pics user.

Whiskey's in my face. We out chea

>11100
Fucked querty yet?

Fucked around and got a triple-double
Today Was A Good Day on the internet

28, pan sexual, horny, wellington

WTF is pan sexual? Do I need to keep you away from my pot cupboard?

It means he likes to fuck goats

>wellington
checks out

cancer

hey if the user is in here who said I should have faith about the cricket black caps. you were right, im sorry

kek that's me

>"Guess my star sign"
Death star.

yo I've got some 50 bags if anyone wants to buy? in west auckland

no but i'll have dinner with you

keen, im in titirangi

these threads are so shit now

>MFW

it is friday, my dudes

Always more shit whenever you post.

Someone in Auckland keen to cheer me up? Had a bad week

/Pahiatua/ fag reporting in
AMA

Did you know the Earth has been free of humans for over 90% of its existence, too? Think about it!

Go have a wank, always cheers me up

U selling a weight bench?

wellington here, how do I convert tinder matches to sex?

be attractive.

just be urself

guess ill go masturbate

someone in auckland wanna trip with me?

getting some cid soon

yep, where in alk?

The very thing that’s attractive about “being yourself” is that you are not aware of yourself when you’re in that state. The advice to “just be yourself” then has the opposite effect, since it puts your attention back on you — exactly where you don’t want it!

“Being yourself” is not something that you can do on command, because you obviously have no idea how you behave when you don’t think about how you behave!

Try this instead: The whole point of going on a date is to get to know someone else, not to think about you. So instead of thinking about how you are behaving and trying to make sure that you are “being yourself,” address your attention to the other person, and the situation you are in.

Being curious and present, and immersing yourself in the moment, are great ways to get out of your own head.

>getting some cid soon
How? It proper stuff not RC?

>tfw two groups of drunk students meet outside your door so they give you free beer and introduce themselves

Were they hot? Could you smell their uncut cocks?

>Could you smell their uncut cocks?
Not over the strong aroma of my own, no

bifag here and i only suck cut cocks. cleaner and more aesthetically pleasing imo

lol wat dis