OP from two days ago. I spoke with my lady friend. She's not really interested in returning the key just yet...

OP from two days ago. I spoke with my lady friend. She's not really interested in returning the key just yet, says this amusing for her.

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youtu.be/28oqqiJ4MGg?t=200
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Become a man?

Youre a moron. You made yourself a slave, a slave for a woman. And women are known for using their emotions a lot when making decisions.
In other words, she will give it back to you if she eventually becomes bored, which can take its time.

TL;DR youre an idiot for letting that happen.

Cut the lock off and stop being a pathetic excuse for a man by letting a woman dominate you.

I'm a highschool senior, I already know I'm an idiot.

I'm definitely not putting anything sharp enough to cut through it near my junk. It's close enough to the skin and tight that i could really hurt myself.

>I'm definitely not putting anything sharp enough to cut through it near my junk. It's close enough to the skin and tight that i could really hurt myself

I said cut the lock, not cut the actual plastic device itself.

Dumbass.

Probably cant tell from the pic but the lock is inside the damn thing.

Also, those things are absolutely terrible for your penis. They make it far more likely that you'll get some sort of infection.

Well, let this your locked up dick be a lesson then.
Unless you like being dominated and controlled by someone else. If that is the case, you are a lost cause.

I'm really not liking that i can't jerk off so

I try to keep it clean

Shit... I think back on the dumb stuff I've done and cringe. Imagine how you're going to feel in five years when you are working in a cubicle and saving up for 1st/last/sec on a studio apartment and driving a chevy bolt.

Is that that thing sticking up at the top? Cut the lock out of the plastic, which isn't near your penis, then cut off the lock.

>I try to keep it clean

And you're doing a poor job because that thing covers up most of your dick.

Seriously, you need to remove it.

You can probably just get it removed at the hospital. They have the equipment to remove rings and other things. When they can't, they call the fire department.

Just go during an off hour, tell them you lost the key. They spend most of their day removing things stuck in people's asses anyway, it's not like your case is that unusual.

>what are bolt cutters?
>what is a lock?

its very durable.

my aunt is a nurse, she'd flip her shit

Beta shit for real

>its very durable.

It's plastic, it couldn't possibly be that durable. Get a dremel and grind it off. Your dick or the lock, you wanna be woman.

go to a different hospital than the one where your aunt works lel

xtube.com/video-watch/remove-the-chastity-device-without-key-to-wash-cock-15499931

enjoy the sounds

well it is

theres only one hospital in my town dude

gonna watch this real quick

yeah there's no way that would work. i can't actually pull myself out of this.

so is it like this then? etsy.com/au/listing/499389856/clear-house-of-denial-male-chastity?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=male chastity&ref=sr_gallery_6

the keyhole looks a bit different but thats basically it yeah. its snug.

ur fucked lol

im no expert but iv picked a cheep safe lock that died at my work with no fucking key around... had 5k in it but work was being steangy with money and did not want to pay. took me 3 hours but i got there, diffnt lock but most locks are simple... youtube.com/watch?v=mO3mMYwKkKs

try begging you little whore

someone recommended that wednesday but the key has this weird thing in the back where its flared or something.

thanks

i'm not gonna resort to begging

>cucked
>won't beg
pick one

do you have a good pic of the lock? or find a lock like it?

>wont beg
>is a shackled cuck
That's like running around in a furfag suit and telling people you're not mentally ill, you faggot.

If you need release just use a dildo and massage your prostate.

they're custom or some shit, probably for this reason

helpful

that isn't even what that word means so

idc if you have dubs or not, i don't have a dildo and even if i did i wouldn't stick it in my ass.

Dumb fuck

Then enjoy being unable to cum.

youtu.be/28oqqiJ4MGg?t=200

hook the nut ring, and pull/crack them out, using the cock tube as a middle point of leverage, the lock sould hold and the nut ring with crack outward...
youtu.be/28oqqiJ4MGg?t=200

fucking enbeding shit... 3:20

take a viagra and break out like the hulk
the shit you wear is just cheap plastic shit and not metal

she'd probably like you begging, it'd make her happy

>cheep plastic shit

It cost her like $200 so its not cheap

it wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't being a major slut around me now

This has happened to me before OP I've spent upwards of 93 days 18 hours 13mins and 5 seconds in one before I discovered how to slip this contraption.
>you need a back of ice.
>luke warm bacon grease
>a flat head screw driver wrapped in electrical tape

Cont.....?

that's way too specific to be real

See but if i start begging her then she'll ask some crazy shit

well yeah. but you want to make her happy right? if she wants to see you kiss her friend... well its just one little kiss, that doesnt make you gay. plus you're doing it for her, of course you're not gay.

Did you give the key to her?

>200$
hmm if it´s not one of those chinese knockoffs the viagra plan might not work
but you should still try it

I'm the David Blane of getting my cock out of these things nigga. I was forced to learn after get stuck cock to cock in a Chinese finger trap with my next store neighbor at the age of 15 and not wanting my mom to find out. Ever since then this is a huge fetish of mine the only thing that can fully release my pent up sexual desires.

woah there, i'm not kissing any guys. period.

she bought it, suggested i try it. so i guess technically she already owned the key?

lol i'm not trying a viagra while this is on. you're fucking with me

That sounds made up

it isn´t a metal cage and most even expensive ones are not out of one massive part
go read up on people saying their cages broke

you can kiss me thanks when im done fucking her.

it's not like she can cum with your little faggot dick locked up

Dude , what happens when you get a fucken boner?

well shit... look like it might be called a "HolyTrainer"
umm look like it might be of a good design

so helpful

i can't. just gets somewhat engorged and then blocked

yeah im fucked

when is she gonna start to fuck other guys?

soon as i get over there, right OP

Preferably never.

sorry im going to go back to picking the fucker... still looks doable if you have the want to get the fucker off...
but i have to say im out...
look like you might not want it off...
but if you do break it off... but if you want to hand it back to her or pretend you never got it off and play with her a bit... look up lockpicking and stop being a fag...

I've checked and the lock is definitely flared weird. its not something i can pick

youtu.be/28oqqiJ4MGg?t=166
1:46
he picks a lock with a vibring wire....
fucking stop crying and do it keep playing with the fucking lock till it works or suck the dick she want you to suck

Just order a key from Amazon you fucking retard
Children are fucking uslesss. It's fucking cheapo plastic.

Cut it off. Use fucking wirecutters. What are you? Soft?

You're getting baited faggots. OP likes this. He doesn't want to remove it. He enjoys femdom.

>What are you? Soft?
I mean that is the point lol

other dicks make me uncomfortable

im happy to bite to see if this goes any where but there is a point were fuckers are not fucking trying

Just change the locks on the door.

haha funny

>well it is

No, you're just lazy, or you're a degenerate that likes having his cock locked up and controlled by a woman and you don't want to take it off.

I'm not gonna saw at anything near my junk dude.

Ask her for the key. When she says no, hit her. Then ask her for the key again.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. You'll get it back eventually.

i just clicked... fuck you op...

"She's not really interested in returning the key just yet"
it not her cock lock... it yours... you let her have the key...
now you want attceion like a beta fag who is not getting anuff attection from her...
kill your self fag...

Or i'll go to jail

Where you'll be quite popular you pretty little fairy boy.

Hope she flushes the key down the shitter you retard

i'm not good looking enough for that

lets hope not

>i'm not good looking enough for that

You're good looking enough for prison. And you're a little sissy, so I'm sure the other prisoners will like you lots.

how'd i skip jail and go to prison

you're crazy to let some bitch put your dick in a thing like that, if you want to be sissified just forget the women and go find some masculine bear butch faggot and learn to enjoy sucking dick and taking it up the ass

i dont like dick

Post her nudes

Grab her, throw her ass on the ground, tear her clothes off, then shove thr entirety of your fist up her ass.

well this is a bit much

yeah lets assume i have nudes

Cut off the lock with a pair of these you pathetic excuse for a human. Just buy them at your local hardware store, holy fuck op.

>doesnt even read the post about how the lock isnt accessible

Can't you bitch at OP with a bit of info like the rest of us?

i wont read all of these replies. Eiher way, he's a failed man and deserves that shit.

Cut it off and rape her when she gets back to assert your dominance.

Lot of assholes in this thread.