What's your favorite South American country?

What's your favorite South American country?

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xRIaPVI0Io
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

mmmmmm Chile girl....

That Brazilian is so spic looking. Next time pic a Brazilian with no mongoloid eyes.

I agree, why don't just put brazilian qt nigress?

Don't give a shit. But mongoloid eyes is not average Brazilian.

Smaller Argentinian cities on street view look comfy as fuck, very first-world.

this
so much superior

This happen to almost every LA country.

on Sup Forums, Chile

Urgay, aka Brazil

buenos aires is the only first world place in this shitty country

Bolivia

>uma pinga é...
What did she mean by this?

>Negros Zaires
>first world

Feminist.

t. starving browneck posting from his owners pc in the farm

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xRIaPVI0Io

the usa

...

colombia

Colombia

provinciano muerto de hambre
deja de rascarte las bolas y anda a sembrar papas

...

I only like Colombia and Uruguay

COLOMBIA
O
L
O
M
B
I
A

(Argentina)

{Argentina}

I like all of them pretty much desu. I have been in Bogotá and it was awesome. It's not easy to get around, so you need a car. But if you have one, it's perfect. I was surprised by the freedom of travel. You can't do this in Eastern Europe, Asia or Africa. Nice foods, nice girls.

But I noticed lots of people try to pull you over the barrel, if you are not careful.

t. starving robbed, raped and murdered (not necessarily in that order) by El Yoni de la 1-11-14

You know La """"Reina""""" """"""""""del Plata"""""""""" is an irremediable shithole, I've been there and lived there (currently living actually), and the only way you think otherwise is cause you are too poor to travel.
Enjoy your piquetes.

(Chile)

Colombia

Ella se garchaba a un transa rival

cringe

you need to go back btw, youre not welcome here

Argentina, don't become Mexico 2.0.
.
.
.
pls..

...

Believe me, I'll go back to the civilization once I finish my bussiness here.

>youre not welcome here
Come on, you know that's not true, you love when a foreigner comes with valuable goods to steal.

>impaled on a wooden spike
Was she a vampire?

Culombia

piss off m8, uba's full. go back to your tiny irrelevant farmer life fucking cows and talking shit about all your neighbours, cuz thats all you people can do

Uruguay, because I don't have a death wish. Though I get the impression that the Andean states are also pretty safe to live in these days. That true?

JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJDASDFPISDF

bariloche is awesome.
i mean the name sounds so cool.
la noche bariloche
so the night life there must be really wild
hot women and wine and dancing through the night
so i vote bariloche

anyone been to bariloche? is it really cool?

why are argentinians so autistic?

>uba's full
full of cummunist and political parties which are just branchs of external political parties.
Jajaja, ¿Por qué se les arde tanto el ano a los porteños cuando les dejás en claro que no son el centro del mundo si no el ano de éste?
No te preocupes capo, yo me vuelvo a mi pueblito a cojerme vacas y ovejas miantras a vos te cojen los senegaleses del once.
Si algún día te hacés un mango y salís del país, te vas a dar cuenta de que hay mejores alternativas a Bs. As. sin siquiera salir del continente.

Italian heritage

Chile is

Salgo varias veces por año del pais. Me llama la atencion que un provinciano como vos pueda hacerlo, adonde vas? a ciudad del este para comprar nafta?

>Me llama la atencion que un provinciano como vos pueda hacerlo
Obvio que te llama la atención, vos estás acostumbrado a ver a la gente apuñalando por un par de zapatillas, no a verla viajando.
>a ciudad del este para comprar nafta?
Sos una rata, te sabés todos los trucos para ahorrarte unos pesos. No, me chupa un huevo la nafta, desde hace más de un siglo existe esta cosa llamada avión, es una máquina que vuela, sí ya sé que debe sonar muy loco para vos, pero tendrías que probarla.

La única lanza que tengo para romper a favor de ustedes es que el porteño arrogante es un meme, que la gente ande con cara de culo se debe más a que la ciudad está organizada como el culo y que los argentinos (en general) le ponen más ganas al salir a cortar las calles que a cumplir sus obligaciones.

It changed alot mate. They are pretty save nowadays. You are fine in Colombia, if you don't travel into the rainforests where you might stumble upon some remnants of a druglord family.

>tfw no colombian gf
Feels bad man

whoever took the time to made these, i love you

yes

>Not posting a qt venezuelan goddess
I'm dissapointed

Colombia and Venezuela.

here you go

Stop it you guys

What kind of fish is that on that pic?

a tilapia, maybe? i don't know much about fish

Colombian and
>White Brazillians
Are waifu tier.

I think it's Cuba or Nigeria. Can't choose.

Looks like a good ol' Mojarra, my friend

It checks in youtube. Thank you

are you implying that the whitest country on earth is not white?

Well they aren't exactly Nordic white, but Brazillian girls are by far great women.

>brazil is the whitest country on earth
Lay off the nose candy Escobar.

...

Suriname ofc

Argentinians get my cock so damned hard. Otherwise have to give it to Uruguay

How can I get Brazillian gf?

Sorry CHI but Argieland will never end up as Meshitco mainly for 2 reasons
First, Meshitco is unlucky to share the border with burgerland, the world's top drug consumer
Second, the narcos will not want to change to the powerful dollar for a devalued south american currency

>come to Brazil
>flirt
>???
>profit

girls here love a cute gringo, just give it a shot.

Thanks senpai

I like all of those countries. But if I had to rank them: 1.Chile 2. Colombia 3. Argentinia 4. Brazil.

...

1.Learn Portuguese
2.Be Proactive
3.Don't be ugly, overweight or too old (35+)
4.????

Profit.

Bonus:

1- If you're black, your it'll slim your chances with White BRs, you'll have more luck with mixed (brown) / black. If you're white disregard this.

...

I've had sex with 5 argie girls,2 brs and a Colombian

no luck with Chileans :(

also I might be obsessed with argie girls

If you want lower class girls, all you had to do is be white. But if you want to fuck middle class/upper class girls, being outsider is not going to be enough, you will need to be rich or beauty.

stay away REEEEE

Chile is probably the only SA country I'd want to live.

Uruguay is pretty comfy and calm, more then chile.

lol every SA country is a shithole except here

Here's my ranking from most favorite to least. But let me first state that I would never want to live on one of those monkey countries. Crime, lazyness and corruption gets new meaning in this continent. Even the top 3 are like Greece tier. Hell, I think I'd even rather live in Greece than in Chile.

1. Aruba / Bonaire / Curacao (because it's a part of the Netherlands)
2. French Guyana (because it's a part of France)
3. Chile
4. Uruguay
5. Argentina
6. Suriname
7. Brazil
8. Paraguay
9. Ecuador
10. Peru
11. Colombia
12. British Guyana
13. Bolivia
14. Venezuela

Is Panama South or North America?

Suriname is ook een shithole man

corrupte armoede bende

Argentina

Sup QT

first time i see this flag in here
pretty ugly 2bh

Panama is central america

jesus you're rare
what's life like in Suriname?
why didn't you already fled to Netherlands?

Used to be Uruguay, then I found out they're major pussies.

>Have significantly higher suicide rates despite not living in warzone tier country with high rates of depression

THey need to toughen up.

Trump is adopting Argentine policies, so this will could be rust belt states in a decade

Chile.

No. There is no continent called Central America.

we're the only socially homogeneous country in this continent and still managed to get in this state of total corruption and this government managed by three traditional parties
also there isn't much to do here other than eating meat, drinking wine, playing football, socialising and killing ourselves

Can't find Toledo m8, you'll have to come look for him.

But apparently there's a continent called Australia
pro-tip: America is a single continent, divided in three: North, Central and South America

No. It's divided into two. And yes, Australia is a continents, sometimes also called Oceania.
You're a geographical moron.

Alright~

If you knew the answer then why would you ask whether Panama is in south or north america?
There's lots of different ways to categorise landmasses
Also, you're wrong, prove me wrong

Because Panama is right on the border.

And I'm right. There are indeed a lot of ways to categorize CONTINENTS, not landmasses which I wasn't talking about, but NONE of those ways involve a "Central America".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent

Panama is clearly noted as 'North America' in all of the models