If Elon Musk were a walrus he'd be Elon Tusk
If Elon Musk were a walrus he'd be Elon Tusk
Asher James
Jeremiah Miller
If Elon Musk were an elephant he'd be Elon Tusk
Thomas Diaz
If Elon Musk were a narwhal he'd be Elon Tusk
Parker Brown
If he created his own cologne he would be Elon musk...wait
Isaiah Garcia
If Elon Musk were a carnival he'd be Elon Mask
Luke Harris
He's gotta invent a dick enlargement device and call it Elongated
Evan Walker
If Elon Musk were a boar he'd be Elon Tusk
Easton Morgan
If Elon musk was a faggot, he would be OP
Levi Taylor
If Elon Musk were Indian he'd be Ceylon Musk
Joseph Baker
If Elon Musk were a faggot he'd be Elon musk
Oliver Cruz
If Elon Musk were a time of the day, he'd be Elon Dusk
Carter Taylor
He's the most likely to become iron man, you watch your tongue.
If Elon Musk were rude he'd be Elon Brusque
Sebastian Brooks
If Elon Musk were corn he'd be Elon Husk
Thomas Rodriguez
If Elon Musk were in ISIS, he'd be El Al Muskallah Akbar
Elijah Lewis
Or building death robots.
Xavier Cook
If Elon Musk were me, he'd be Elon Husk
Adrian Smith
If Elon Musk were Antony Burch he'd be Elon Cuck
Lucas Gomez
If Elon Musk were an aftershave for black men, he'd me Melon Musk.
Wyatt Mitchell
if Elon Musk were a villain, he'd be Felon Musk
Julian Flores
If Elon Musk played guitar on a street corner for money he'd be Elon Busk
Zachary Barnes
If Vladimir Putin were a thief he'd be Vladimir Lootin
Zachary Hill
If Elon Musk were a nigger, he'd be Tyrone Musk
Jaxson Rodriguez
top kek -- best of the entire thread
Oliver Gutierrez
if you'd leave elon musk for too long in an oven he'd be elon rusk
Jace Turner
If Vladimir Putin were an owl he'd be Vladimir Hootin
Ryder Turner
if vladimir putin had vapors hed be vladimir tootin
Evan Cruz
If Vladimir Putin were at a shooting range he'd be Vladimir Shootin
Jaxson Taylor
if Vladimir Putin was President instead of Trump, USA will immediately ban gay propaganda
Cameron Morris
...
Adam Johnson
I would throw a party if that happened.
Xavier Sullivan
Parties are gay
Oliver Powell
...
Austin Fisher
We knew this
Eli Turner
...
Jordan Jackson
if OP weren't a faggot, he wouldn't be OP
Adrian Hughes
If Elon Musk were a musician he'd be Elon Busk
Brody Cook
If Elon Musk was a good businessman he wouldn't be struggling to hold onto his investors, wouldn't have to rely on his risky "refundable $1000 deposit on the Model 3" bullshit to keep afloat and actually deliver.
Joshua Fisher
Here comes the cancer
Noah Rodriguez
Oh, piss off back to your "I fucking love science" facebook group.