Eggs are the ultimate fast food

Eggs are the ultimate fast food.

>high in nutrients
>keeps you full for a long time
>cheap

Why aren't you eating more eggs, I eat at least three every day.

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Fuck off, Dave.

EAT THE FUCKING EGGS

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i'm allergic to them.

I still eat some once every blue moon, but then i feel sick for the rest of the day.

Are you the "eat the bowl of eggs guy"?

I was thinking about that the other night. Eggs are so good and can be added to just about anything. I need to buy some eggs.

Oh my god.

I feel really bad for you.

Eggs are the best thing ever.

they aren't vegan

Sure they are.

They're chicken periods, all natural.

Not eating them would not be eco friendly.

About to fry me up two in a little pan and make a sandwich before work.

they're chicken children
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Yes, if the eggs were fertilized.

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I agree with eggs being a superfood
When I was younger my family told me that eating 4 or more eggs in a week would be bad for my health, but now I've grown up and know its bullshit

They don't fill me at all

Too many eggs make me vomit harder than scat porn.

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Yeah, that's the old timey 50's recommendation, when they actually studied eggs and found out that they had an assload of cholestrol in them.

But no evidence linking egg cholestrol to human blood cholestrol levels has been found.

But they keep the hunger at bay more effectively than an equivalent amount of bread.

git gud

I love eggs, they're cheap and give me stronger boners. My roommate is a vegan though and always shuns me for eating animal products.

I claim it's natural to eat animal products. Do lions think twice before inhumanely ravaging and eating zeebras?

i eat 3 eggs a day for lunch

But they are.

are you me? I eat 3 eggs almost everyday. usually i just boil them but sometimes i make omelettes when i'm not lazy

Bice b8 bard

I'd love to eat more eggs but I don't get ul early enough to make them for breakfast and eating them any other time feels weird.

Beat me to it!

too. much increases cholesterine in blood. just saying.
but I love eggs too. scrambled eggs with bacon are top yier food

You're not a lion though. A lion has to eat meat to survive while we humans obviously don't.

Well I don't, boiled or two for lunch isn't weird.

The vitamin d really perks you up.

I fucking love eggs OP. My family keeps chickens so I eat three for breakfast every day I can. How do you like them cooked?

Sunny side up reporting.

Over easy, because I usually eat them on a piece of rye bread.

scrambled with cheese in a wrap with salsa

Yes, but we evolved with the desire and biological advantage to eat meat. Our body doesn't reject it, absorbs nutrients and we've developed canine teeth.

I'm not saying we should eat animal products all the time, but to suggest that it's unnatural is simply false.

Over easy and over hard are also good. Sometimes I'm forced to eat them that way when I break them like a klutz For some reason scrambled is the one way I cannot eat them. Probably had too much as a kid, but the smell alone makes me nauseous

The trick is to scramble them really fast. Shouldn't take more than 30 s to cook 3 eggs.

Burned eggs is like the worst smell.

eggs make me fart like swamp

also boiling them is better than cooking because cooking destroys all good shit

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i mean i think it depends on your metabolism

Boiled eggs are only good when they're fresh.

Boiling them for lunch next day, and you need some salt.

same
3+ eggs a day makes me feel sick

boiling them is cooking them....

No they aren't user have you 8y?

Agreed

COOKING IN PAN IS WHAT I MEAN UGH

Get on my level faggot. 5days a week, 2-3 eggs a meal, 3 meals a day. I don't even fucking lift pussy weights

What kind of inferior pussy genes did you get to be allergic to huevos?

Naw dietary cholesterol =/= blood cholesterol levels

Eggcellent.

But I did say "at least", some days I eat ten.

I can only eat scrambled egg everything else disgusts me so much, I dont know why though

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this is why you murderer

>you didn't ask helen the chicken if you eat the egg
>i'm sorry helen

I haven't felt anger like this in years.

They are great YT entertainment

This

Love eggs but Jesus fuck do my farts smell afterward

Excessively high in cholesterol, enjoy your heart attack.

like rotten eggs?

see

>hot pan
>little butter

I have a small cast iron pan I use exclusively for eggs every morning. Love me some eggy goodness.

Fun science fact: Heat denatures the protein in the albumen (egg white) turning it into the white solid. Chemicals (amongst other things) denatures as well, so if you put an uncooked egg into a bowl and dump in some acetone (nail polish remover), it will turn it white and solid. Just don't eat that egg. Or do, for science!

Chickens start laying eggs if a single roster is nearby. Un fertilized eggs.
If the chicken gets fucked, well then it lays fertilized eggs that turn into chicks.

you must be like 8 years old or went an American school or something.

It's been so long since I've seen that legendary post. Does anyone have a cap?

>Keep you full for a long time
That's bullshit
30 minutes and i need more.

The other day I found a full carton of perfectly good eggs under the bridge. Who throws away perfectly good eggs?

Dude, whenever I eat eggs, I can cum buckets. It seriously gives me lots of jizz for some reason.

Brah I scramble 2 every morning and put one in my pancake mix
Eggs are god tier

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ITT: Retarded fat idiots with high cholesterol who know nothing about nutrition.

Everyone's body deals with cholesterol differently (APOE gene related), but no one can effectively remove more than 2-3 egg's worth per day. So if you're eating 3+ eggs a day say hello to heart disease in your 40's.

Eggs are super unhealthy.

>le eat eggs every day
>le blood tests are normal

Problems?

>not killing yourself before 30
>giving a shit about cholesterol when you have gains
Go the fucking gym you pussy

do cucumber and eggs for a week, then watch the magic.
You won't regret it.

I hate cucumbers though. Will pickles work? Since they are made from cucumbers.

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because they are an animal product, and animal products are not only bad for your body, but very bad for the environment and are part of the cause of world hunger. a single cow would feed a family of 4 for 2 weeks, the corn that the cow was fed would have fed that same family of 4 for 2 months.

honest question, how does a person find 5 fat men to do that to you? I don't get it.

naw the vinegar thins the blood and the sperm.

It's from gay porn

your liver creates like 2000 times more cholesterol per day than eating 3 eggs

Oh really?
have you ever looked at your shit after eating corn?
your body doesn't process corn like a cow's does.
Also the amount of proteins the cow gives compared to corn....

But I'm a bad person to comment on it. I have a hyper metabolism and essential tremor. Due to being starved as a child (mom wanted to try and be vegetarian).

What are all the ways to cook eggs? I can only think of three
1. Boiled
2. Sunny side up
3. Scrambled

Poached which I find disgusting
You can pickle eggs but I guess that's not cooking
Also there's hard boiling and soft boiling

lets see some more pictures of the shithole you live in.

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horseshit eggs are good for you. Dietary cholesterol has been proven many times over to be of no risk.

Omelet w cheese or vegetables or ham / bacon / ground beef / chicken strips or all of the above.

Use eggs in breading , give the food (potato eggplant, meat, ext.) a wash in beat eggs, then bread crumbs then egg again then bread crumbs again, then fry or bake.

3 bedroom apartment, with dinning room, kitchen living room and 2 bathrooms.
Center of Down town Toronto
$800 a month all included
been here 16 years, landlord wants to kick me out to raise the rent but she can't due to rental laws.
and yes a little bit of mess due to me and girlfriends drinking it up the night before, but by no means a shit hole.

living room

kitchen

try dusting. wtf is that bottle next to your speaker.

more living room

kys

? bottle? speaker?
we drink it up here, how the fuck am i supposed to know

extra bedroom

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first picture u disgusting inbred

nice trips

fucking gets messy when drinking

tanning lotion I think,

kitchen without a photo of stinky cunt

Stinky cunt passed out on couch

I eat plenty of eggs. What I need is a greater variety in my meats and veggies. It's always beef, chicken, and garden salad.

I'd like to kick your roommate's ass.

Over easy FTW

This, guys. When cholesterol is processed by the human body, it gets broken down. Cholesterol in foods doesn't mean any more cholesterol in your blood than any other high calorie, protein-rich food would cause, and that's just a matter of a varied diet and not overeating.