Did you buy a Switch?

Did you buy a Switch?

I'm not a faggot so no

Just get a cheap wii U and play your zelda game on that

no. i don't game outside of my living room.

I have aps4. That has real games to play. Not that turd bucket

PC master race, Faggots.

1, 2, switch is the amount of time it took for me to switch back to my PS4.

Got one for free. I must say, the portable mode is comfy af

Yes, it has potential as a portable

Why? To play a zelda game, a mario game and a bunch of ports for 2005's games?

Buy a PC, you can also use it to watch tranny porn.

This. Already had a wiiu and there aren't any games for switch yet so been beating the fuck out of loz botw on wiiu. Probably look at the switch again around Christmas when it had games.

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yes, only for triforce

Went to go visit my folks and they got a my little brotgerbone and it looks like shit. I swear even an early Xbox 360 game has better graphics. First I thought maybe cause it's portable but then I saw the graphics when it's hooked up and looks maybe slightly better, still hovering around 30fps though. My brother is legit autistic and will play anything with Mario or Zelda on it. The fact that there's less than 10 games out on the market really sucks, only autistic fanboys like my brother will be satisfied.

Learned my lesson from the Wii U. At least it has one game now.

>Did you buy a Gimmick?
ftfy

I see your going to have fun playing horizon for the next 4 years

>only to find out it broke


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Hows that portable x box look oh wait thats right you have to be a fatass fused to your gaming chair with a kfc bucket filled with cheetos to use x box

This. The Switch is currently the only major Nintendo system that doesn't have an emulator, and doesn't have any games. There is no reason to buy any of Nintendo's products whatsoever if you have a decent computer.

Wii U emulation is a thing, look up Cemu. MK8 and Super Mario 3D World are fully playable, and Smash4 is being worked on.

No, gonna wait till the next smash bros drops.

>portability is better than performance
This is the same concept that gaming laptop manufacturers use. You console kiddies don't know anything about hardware.

Cemu hahaha holy fuck have fun playing 90 percent of your games at 2 fps oh whats that it works fine? Must be nice having a 5847264$ computer full of porn and virus filled isos

It's just not worth it to get one yet. Not until the library expands. Got a Wii U near launch and it ended up just being an expensive Smash Bros machine. Plus I'm on PS4 and PC, so I can wait.

yes and I'm loving it. pcucks and sonyggers are jealous the switch is selling well and has one of the highest rated games of all time so they've been shitposting non-stop

Lol at all these faggots who can only afford one. I have PC, PS4, and a Switch.

i buyed one to keep myself doing something between waiting to que in online games

Mk8 and super mario 3d dont play for shit on pc emus what lsd tainted pcp are you injecting?!?!?!!?!?

It is nice being rich enough to own a decent gaming platform, yes.

On a scale of 1 to 500 how many dollars is your shitty pc worth

Did you enjoy zeldie

Don't build a gaming PC unless you like playing your games on an office chair and with a mouse and keyboard.

If you intend to use a controller with it, just buy a PS4, and play games that are made to be played with a controller.

Why the fuck would I buy a an underpowered $300 dockable nintendo tablet with shitty controllers and no third-party support? Only people buying it are the retarded Nintendo Fanbois.

inb4 fanbois saying graphics don't matter, calling me poor, etc.

I know i dont need 9 billion GB ram and an untillion core processer to play mario retard. I buy nintendo to NOT deal with 9 year olds fucking up call of duty. I buy nintendo to play splatoon with well mannered 9 year olds that dont have crack whore niggers as parents

NO I DON'T HAVE A JOB SO NO MONEY.

>mfw when a wiiu is only 50 dollars cheaper than a switch...

Because I can afford it, unlike you.

On top of that, the fanbois don't even spend most of the time playing their shitty console, they live in dial posting online 24/7 defending their shitty purchase. Go back to your filthy rooms Nintendo weeaboo trash!

LOL fuck no

0$ because its a pc so its cluncked up with porn thank god switch cant browse porn or id ruin it like my friend ruined his xbox.
Porn porn porn porn
Porn porn porn porn
PORNPORN PORN PORN PORNPORN!!!!!
CRASH*********

Will only consider it if a main pokemon game comes out for it, that's the only reason I buy Nintendo consoles.

good for you, go to the park and play your gay zelda to make 9yo's jealous faggot

I see x box and ps really did a good job on their ports of mario and zeld-OHWAIIIIIIIIT......

I got one and i like it a lot, breath of the wild is really the only game i play on it but it's pretty good. i mean i can take it with me to the bathroom ain't never gonna stop.

Where the fuck are you looking? Gamestop says 300$ for wii u!!!

Wtf are you rambling nigger

It's basically a fancy tablet with a game controller

speak for yourself, i got a long ass hdmi cord that goes from my pc to my TV and i have a wireless M/K for applications or contollers when i want to do pc shit in bed. dual monitors are fun

Cant right now its snowing but ill pack it up to bring to my friends instead of wedging behind the tv to deal with a bunch of tangled cords to bring my ps or xbox.

as if I'm going to play rehashes of Mario and Zelda over and over and over again. Enjoy re-buying the same repackaged Nintendo IP over and over again. Third party support will continue to be non-existent until Nintendo actually produces a console with some horsepower and STORAGE.

>2017
>32gb of built in storage
>ishygddt

only a matter of time before they get assimilated by their Sony overlords

Yes.

Zelda on the go FTW.

Let's see you do that, PC faggots.

PCFR

(PC faggot race)

How do you kill that which has no life?

I bought it, because I'm a faggot, but a faggot with enough disposable cash to afford its faggotry. Zelda has a trolling puzzle to be fair.

>has a pc
>superior control and adaptability with mouse and keyboard
>ruins the point by hooking up a gamepad

>32 gb of onboard storage
>mfw my metro PCS phone came with more storage

> cable stretched out on the floor

That's fucking ghetto.

nah, it's snaked around furniture. out of sight, out of mind

Already have a tablet

No, because Nintendo haven't made a good console since N64.

I didn't mind the GameCube, but those discs were utter shite.

I see your pc has 1000X the storage space of every game in history combined. have fun wasting 900 gigs on either
1. Nothing
2. 89 10$ games you will never even play once

Have fun wasting hundreds of dollars on shitty cheap games just to justify your insane unecessary storage space

Tfw ive had my 60 gig storage ps3 for 7 years and havent run out of storage EVEN WITH DC UNIVERSE ONLINE INSTALLED

dude. lol
GTA5 alone is 50GB large

Except sony is doing almost as bad as microsoft and nintendo is waiting till the two great armies kill each other. Then nintendo moves in to conquor them both when they are at their weakest

I think the Wii U is really underrated.

gr8 b8

Use a disc new age faggot. Not every game has to be downloaded right onto the console. I know you're only 7 but your parents should have taught you that.

it needed more first party support. it sold like dogshit because there were only 6 games worth playing on it, 3 of which were remakes of games that already exist. Where's Metroid, Mother, Perfect Dark?

its ballooned up to 70 or so with all the updates now. at least on PS4.

even still a good majority of games have mandatory installs unless you like long load times

Thanks doc

Enjoy your 5 minute loading times.

The 3DS is a great device. Indestructible and extremely portable, and the 3D is fixed with the new 3DS. You can even play Metal Gear Solid on it and a few other games for grownups.

except that Sony has the lead in console sales this generation, and had they not fucked themselves for the first 3 years of last generation, they'd won that too.

>mfw vita can run MGS3 8 times better than 3ds, launched with 2 analog sticks but sold like shit because it wasn't a mario generator

nigga i aint into that bdsm shit. i didn't even buy a piss4 or an x-bone

Nintendo is well known for their shady business practice.
Not only do they demand a cut of any Nintendo related Youtube revenue, but they have also sent countless cease and desist letters to fans who care about their IP's more than they do.
>want a sandbox Pokemon rpg in Unreal 4?
>Haha no, you don't.
The only reason N sticks to relevance somehow are their nigh priceless IP's, and a loyal fanbase of 30-40 somethings that are broadcasting N content via Youtube.

I stopped supporting gaming since the last console generation, the genesis of DRM, paid on disc content, and microtransactions.
Fuck that noise.

Sensible post time

Have money, already have gaming pc and ps4, bought it for the same reason I buy all Nintendo consoles, to play Nintendo games.

Zelda is amazing, huge open world, fun to play around in, frame rate is anoying but not game breaking.

Switch itself is neat, portable mode works great, screen looks good, wish it had gorilla glass on it.

Pro controller is one of the best controllers I've used.

Yeah, I have a PSvita too. But I play my 3DS because it has 3D.

This is why you dinner tastes like shit. Your an impatient fuck so you microwave your t bone

I'm still salty Konami made a MGS3 remake in FOX engine.

...for Pachinko machines.

No, it's because I have an SSD on my rig and would not stand for sub par performance.

This

>2017
>still gaming
Why?

...

>2017
>still on Sup Forums
Why?

There comes a point where you need to admit to yourself that you can't stop.

>only the dead can have peace from this evil

i have one because my friends prodded me to get one for MH, and the whole time I was wishing it was out on vita to look and control way better.

i just looked that up, and those scenes look fucking beautiful. I'd buy it again if they came out with it again

You have to admit though that nintendo can do a hell of a lot with inferior hardware. Mostly what they make isn't my type of thing, but the Wii sold like crazy to old people as a gym alternative and as a gift for fat kids.

I really hope they do; but seeing how they can't even finish V...

If they do, I hope they don't butcher Kojima's vision lile TTS did.

I'm good, thanks.

Nintendo definitely needs to fix the plastic screen. That's ridiculously dodgy behaviour and not at all what you would expect from Nintendo. Nintendo is supposed to be unbreakable.

Refer to
They should take a page out of Sega's book and just opt out of making consoles, and focus more on games.

Never knew they got the PS2 in Australia already.

sega's best new concepts have been retarded into shitty mobage though. war pirates has so much potential wasted on a mobile format.

I was referring mostly to build quality. Usually you can trust them in that regard at least. Not anymore I guess.

>Nintendo was founded as a front to sell illegal gambling equipment masked as children's trading cards

>Owned whorehouses well up into the 80's

>Most higher ups are directly tied to the Yakuza, which own most of Japan's entertainment industry (read: gambling)

10/10 company, would give money to

didnt the yakuza steal nintendo shipments back in the day? why would they steal from themselves?

Imagine if PKMN Go was a mobile sandbox featuring established regions with bluetooth trading and battle capabilities.
That shit could look like the gen 1 GB games, and I'd still gladly buy it.

But no. Let's make people flock parks at night so they swipe virtual balls onto a static projection on the screen.
>next gen
>ar
They could have made billions. Still could if they didn't force all their IP's on first party systems.

Insurance money.

Because they are ingrained in all facets of their ent industry.
Could have been a capcom, sega or konami thug purposefully sabotaging them.
They have factions lile everyone else.