Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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still here

Damn boat.

Claim

>claiming

>rattle rattle

*erp noises*

lets stop here for now

How you doing?

I fully support another crusade, tbh

gtbrsetgrasd

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Just sitting about. You?

I need new friends

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Ok

So do i

Um, um,
>bends over slightly

T-true. Do you like guns?

Lazy days are the best, huh~

That's a lot to read!
>you should repost it here so that people can read it

Just chilling on here and relaxing. I'd like to play some vidya but I'm not really in the mood for it.

Okay!

>February 28th
>Grandma dies
>Be distraught
>Try and look after family
>Friends help me get through my grief a lot
>Girlfriend struggles to support me and feels awful about it
>Girlfriend becomes increasingly distant over the following days
>I ask her why and assure her she's safe and loved and can tell me anything
>Ex boyfriend didn't understand no means no
>Oh fuck.jpg
>Decide not to pressure her further about it, things seem okay for a few days
>I end up supporting her more than her supporting me
>She gets quieter and quieter, until she only communicates in one-word responses
>March 8th
>Tells me she's stressed about the relationship because she has trust issues
>Turns out she meant she was full-on raped by that guy
>She can trust no-one and needs to work on her mental health
>Probably has BPD
>Being in a relationship is making her unhappy because she can't take care of herself at the same time
>Decide to break up but stay friends
>Okay.jpg
>Hurts quite a bit since I felt a lot for her and hoped we'd last, and liked/admired her as a person and I'm gonna miss her, but glad for her getting the help she needs, and we weren't entirely compatible anyway so I'm kind of relieved at the same time,
>Get on with life and get ready for grandma's funeral
>Focus on studies to make Grandma proud
>Life is generally pretty okay other than that.
>Have a really nice day and do some studying, analysing past perfomances
>Waifu threads are still going
>Don't worry be happy

ok

Yeah. I feel tired too.
Yeah I know how that is.

I'll be back in a bit

I accept everyone at face value.

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カラミチーマス

N-nice, and now sit on my lap with that.

>tfw you'll never be in a relationship again

Did he not understand when they were still together or was it something that occured more recently?
Did she consider going to the police?

Ok

That's a very sad story and going through this hard time will make you stronger as a person. I'm sorry to hear about your grandma... And you should beat that guy up.

Oh yeah you need to eat some to get your strength back lol

What happens when you peel my face off?

N-no... this is embarrassing...
>plants my butt on your lap and tenses up.

A waifu is a special piece of you user. Take solace in what you can. Nvm having to explain it to grandma later. You've already done enough stuff she found out about to just have to say fuck it

198 favors to go.
And now grind.

It's when they were still together in 2015.

I asked her, but she has no proof of something that happened almost 2 years ago, and the guy's in Kuwait now. She's not even comfortable mentioning it to anyone. For now she's just working up to finding a therapist to help her cope and move on.

I dont want to eat anything really. I dont think it would sit well.

I should kill the guy and not break up with her.

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>You've already done enough stuff she found out about to just have to say fuck it

Eh?

>That's a very sad story and going through this hard time will make you stronger as a person. I'm sorry to hear about your grandma... And you should beat that guy up.

Thanks. I already feel a lot stronger now. I'll probably feel really sad once I get some downtime and have the space to feel those emotions, but for no longer than is healthy.

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Why?

Bye, guys, sorry.

>shivers and slowly moves my butt on your lap while tearing up ;-;
I... I have to go for a while because mom... b-bye

You should eat anyway cuz it'll make you feel better, silly.

Rei a cute

Seriously you should use a lead pipe and smack him a few times with it.

Well if you are studying to make her proud. I took that as you believe in a classic after life type situation. Meaning as I always took it your family members just learn everything about you and basically go through your lifes browsing history.

It wont. Bye.

Oh, come on... It's just fun.

Cute pic.

You mean you think she knows about my future or what? I'm confused as to what you mean by

>You've already done enough stuff she found out about to just have to say fuck it

It's not clear if you mean I'm saying fuck it, or if my grandma is.

I've been single too long to remember how to compromise for another person. I'm happy being with myself by yearn for companionship, which then conflicts with my ability to do (or stop doing) something for someone else.

Ima need sauce on this, pl0x

Yeah I'd like to tbh, but as I said he's in Kuwait. I'd like to leave that to my ex anyway, since she's the victim.

always

Prunus Girl
spoiler, it's a boy.

Claiming best girl

Ew Kuwait

AIDS

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WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL THAT FUN FACT FOR ME

spoiler, it's not a spoiler. It's revealed on the third page or so.

She is.

Sure why not

oh my gosh

>choosing an antisocial narcissistic bitch as your waifu who fell for the popularity jew

user you stupid fuck, if she were real she wouldn't ever love you. all she cares about is herself. you'd be an accessory.

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Uh huh.

God damn trap fappers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
I'm eating this right now.

she's so cute though!

Good morning,perverts

asdf

He!
Not sure why, but I've been asked.
hi

You have to space after you type a comma, user.

You again!?
in every waifu thread.
You, you, you, you.
What are you doing here?
Why you are here, anyway?

so that means you're a guy too?

'Hey dad, I bought some fireworks. Only $8 a box!'

'What kind of fireworks did you find for $8?'

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>misaki

Hello, how've you been?
got it.Anyway what's up to you?

now it's around 7:30.
I'm enjoying a cup of coffee.

Morning
Nothing much. Just hanging out.

Huh, have we talked before?
No way.

That wasn't a question, that was a statement.

yeah good morning.
what time is it now in your place?

You have to space after period too! ._.,

Are you gonna stomp on my dick and call me weeabo trash next?

really? you're going to lead people on if you're lying

Almost 3 in the afternoon

I don't know.
but now is important and from now on let's talk,eh?

Lead on to what?
Oh, I felt like I should say hello since you greeted perverts.

My waifu
:3

into loving a female online

Long distance relationships suck. There's no loving me.

OK. like this?
your tiny dick of faggot
>3 p.m.
oh it's good time to feel pleased.

croissant

where do you live?

Yes that's perfect! Keep writing like that, please~

Facebook tier post, at least post pics.

>hello to perverts
well, i'm also among them, though lol
anyway nice to meet you

QOTT: What's your favorite color of eyes?
Anime character or otherwise.

Personally, i think i'll have to say a shade of gold.

pleased?

Fucking fake rabbits.

Grey irl
Black for anime
>kurome from akame ga kill

red

pleased, or relieved.
afternoon has good atmosphere where we can feel at ease and blessed.

Germany. Gotta go.
Well hello there
I gotta go now though, I'll keep you in mind.

Oh I live in Germany too, we should meet up. See ya.

colors… I think black is good for me
Anyway Japanese has black eyes so I should treat their eyes as their exotic identity

Wow you've been away for some time.

I'd say 1v1's are a good way to git gud at for honor