Hey Sup Forums, this Saturday night I'm spending the whole night watching movies with my 13 year old neighbour (I'm 25) for her birthday. We're super close and hang out a lot - fyi she's taller than me (i'm 5'3") so in public we look pretty normal together.
Any suggestions what we should watch? Her folks are fine with it and shes allowed to watch MA15+ movies. Also, what else can we do on a saturday night together?
> pic related is her
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Copy pasta fag
Having a hard time believing you OP
What is "reverse image search"?
She is just as tall as me so its ok if i fuck a girl 12 years younger than me. Fuck off faggot
How come its this easy to trigger you sjw moralfags?
How come you's dont even answer OP's question?
Why is it, when anything involves underage girls, you all turn into moral justice warriors and cry
>25
>5'3
I think you need to skip the movie, and drive around on your stack of books, looking for things to crash into at the highest speed possible. That is if they allow you to drive, manlet.
Why u gotta make fun of me? And the girl she actually really loves my height. She thinks its super cute especially when we hug while standing up. Shes only a little bit taller than me
> insecure phgt detected
she pities you, manlet
>manlet detected
Watch Ant-Man or any Disney Movie.
Ask her parents.
Ask her what cool ahit she always wanted to do - I mean it's her birthday.
Don't know if you babysit her or she babysits you if you have to come here to ask that fucking question.
It's not being triggered to call bullshit, bullshit.
If this is for really, then you should kill your prev self
Introduce her to hardcore porn.....
tell you get off by getting choked out and you want her to do it to you
sounds weird tbh. also I dont think you would post a picture of her so it seems to be fake af. in case its not what kind of movies does she like?
Samefag insecure neckbeard trying to forget his own insecurities detected
THANK YOU will give some a try
she enjoys action and comedy but also loves animation (like me). The other week we watched hlwls moving castle and Wall-E and we both fucking loved them
Chloe Ewing
>this
buy a critter cartoon hi def,crash boom, sad happy,,vindiesel babysitting for kids & hunted by nasty russian spies,
funny crosseyes ground slithering beastie, do your checkbook
while she watches it
Take her to watch daisy's destruction.
>"I think opie is lying"
>TRIGGERED SJW PLS GO!
Watch any ghibli movie, literally any. I think princess mononoke would be decent for your guys tastes. Then go for a marvel movie for some action. Comedy.. can't really help there sorry.
But have fun man, enjoy it, I don't care if you're lying.
>shorter than 5'3"
>25
>look normal together
Just kill yourself now
>725071730
If you liked hlwls moving castle Im sure youve already watched Princess Mononoke. Disneys Atlantis - The Lost Empire would be also a great choice, one of their best. Ghost in the Shell movie might be a little too serious/dark. Paprika an anime movie as well, interesting plot and great animation, more of a thriller though. 5 second per second has great artwork and would be the romantic choice.
Flowers of flesh and blood. After that you can watch a bunch of scatporn
>man
>5'3"
>am sorry user, became an hero
you know Chloe Ewing faggot OP
take her where ya thick cunt
*5 centimeters per second. Actually there are a lot of good movies out there. About doing something else than watching movies all night long, did you already asked her about it? If you own a car and there is a lake nearby you could go for a swim. Idk maybe its not the best idea but there isnt so much to do with a 15y girl.
Does OP actually want anything romantic? Or is it a platonic thing?
We r not sjw faggot
Your story is from the imagination of a 10yr old
Neighbours 13yr old, looking like that, celebrating birthday with you..
Ahahahahahaha lol lol
Ahahahahah
Lol rofl...
i swear one of these days, if someone really does a post like this and a dad who used to go on Sup Forums be like wtf my daughters pic be on here
>i'm 5'3"
Sad!
How do you even reach the keyboard?
Watch barbie or some shit little girls like. Also, butt secks