Why haven't you bought a Switch yet, Sup Forums?
Some excuses I've heard:
>scratched screeeeeeens
Learn not to handle your toys like an oaf.
>dead pixels
Yeah, one out of how many thousands?
>broken consoles on youtube
Abuse often results in damage.
>low res
You only noticed it because you read the numbers.
>one game
There are, in fact, several.
>poor build quality
Only compared to other Nintendo products.
>poor battery life
How long do you actually need to play for, nerd?
Only one game that will be playable soon on cemu with 4k support.
Bomberman is good
this thread is declared as bait
where are you spiderman when you needed?
Splatoon will be a beast in handheld mode
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Yeah keep dreaming that. Tell me have you tried a wii or even a ds emu yet? They dont run shit.
Heard this argument the other day and decided yeah why not the emus have probably gotten alot better.
Try 3 emus for ds
3 for wii
SUPRISE!!!! NONE OF THEN CAN RUN ANYTHING!!!!!&$&$^*$0-0@@@@@
STILL!!!!!!
AND BEFORE YOU SAY MY PC IS SHIT. YES IT IS BUT MY FRIEND WITH A 4000$ CUSTOM SYSTEM MEANT FOR RUNNING EVERYTHING FLAWLESSLY
GUESS WHAT
CHECK THIS SHIT
COULDNT RUN SHIT WOW SO AMAZE MUCH AWESOME SUPER MEGA BLOW AWAY YEAH!
This bait is getting boring. Use Google.
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Why haven't you bought a Switch yet, Sup Forums?
because they
have scratched screens, have dead pixels, dont work out of the box, have low res screens, only one (good) game, they are poorly made, and have poor battery life.
b8 harder faggit
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Because I'm not 15 years old.
CHECK EM
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$500 for a last gen machine? No fucking thanks.
no make me
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Because PC master race etc.
Consoles are for children, end of story. Nintendo consoles even more so.
Only game I was interested in was zelda and thats on the wii u as well.
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Look, fag. If you wanna waste your fucking money on nintendo shits, that's your problem. Don't fucking come around like a raging autist faggot thinking what you like is what others must like. I can easily emulate all nintendo console so why the fuck would I care about other than do callrd "third party" games? Fuck off to vg or something...
enjoy that sweet sweet 20fps
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>>scratched screeeeeeens
>Learn not to handle your toys like an oaf
retard, the screen gets scratched just by putting it in the dock. The Switch is an overpriced piece of shit made with cheap components because Nintendo went full Jew mode.
>dead pixels
>Yeah, one out of how many thousands?
Not an argument
>broken consoles on youtube
>Abuse often results in damage.
Many are broken before the packaging is even opened. Shitty manufacturing process + cheap components.
>one game
>There are, in fact, several.
No, there's only 1 good game, and it's available on Wii U and for free on PC with CEMU.
>poor build quality
>Only compared to other Nintendo products.
Compared to PS4 and Xbone, it's like some Chinese knockoff tablet console.
>poor battery life
>How long do you actually need to play for, nerd?
Wow, great argument.
Switch a shit.
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I haven't bought one because I am not a child and I don't play video games
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because people are already starting to emulate it.
but y tho?
this fag goes on reddit
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Im not a manchild
because i dont buy Nintendo products
Waiting for the Model 2.
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My ten y/o brother was excited for it but didn't get it yet