OFFICIAL UFC 205: ALVAREZ VS MCGREGOR THREAD #8

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST

5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Eddie Alvarez(c) (28-4-0) vs. Conor McGregor (20-3-0)

5 Round Welterweight Title Fight:
Tyron Woodley(c) (16-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (13-1-0)

5 Round Women's Strawweight Title Fight:
Joanna Jedrzejczyk(c) (12-0-0) vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz (10-0-0)

Middleweight
Chris Weidman (13-1-0) vs. Yoel Romero (11-1-0)

>ON NOW
Miesha Tate (18-6-0) vs. Raquel Pennington (8-5-0)

>Prelims
Frankie Edgar def Jeremy Stephens
Khabib Nurmagomedov def. Michael Johnson
Tim Boetsch def Rafael Natal
Vicente Luque def. Belal Muhammad

>Fight Pass™ Prelims
Jim Miller def. Thiago Alves
Liz Carmouche def. Katlyn Chookagian

slut whore

Schaub is god

gib stream pls

dicks

let me know when this fight's over

I WANT A GIRL TO BEAT ME UP!!

When will we see a UFC fighter go into porn after they retire?

sheem pls

Dan Mirgliatta with the Lorenzo beard

King of welfare and NEETs

I WOULD SMASH ANYONE IN THIS THREAD

Meishas titties ftw

>Her nickname is Cupcake

LUL

>Her nose will never be inserted deep into your bum hole

how much would I make if I had bet 1000 on miesha

Shaub bless

>you now remember nandor guelmino

who /tate/

SCHAUB CAN SUCK MY COCK

DEM TATERS

God damn tate and her teddies, totally distracting me from the fight and i dont want to fap right now.

Who /pissbreakbeforemyboyfights/ here?

inb4 miesha chokes

GIMME SOME FUCKIN HEEMS YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKERS WAJHAWHAWHAWHAWHA

Khabib is /ourguy/

Be very careful what you say in this thread

>not wanting to beat up the girl

the fuck is wrong with you? how do you end up having the right fetish in the wrong order man.

looks so comfy

Undercard was lit.

Main card better not fucking suck.

reddit

weebcrew.moe
in case one of you fags STILL dont have a stream

was that him in the crowd?

Miesha should NEVER be a favorite in any fight.

Raquel's got this 100%

Dipshit Caraway is with Meisha

Repost your Romero bet when the fight comes round lad

>yfw take a bite of that cupcake

TRIVIA QUESTION

When was the last time a TUF contestant fought their coach?

GIVE YOUR ENERGY FOR A 30 SECOND DOUBLE SHEEM \O/

pls just to end this shit

>tfw no fightfan friends so watching this with sisters doggo. He's asleep tho.

...

>wake up
>find flawless stream (UFC.tv) within minutes
LET'S GO MIESHA

tate already rocked

it's over

Whys she keep doing that retarded scream?

Also tbf the reason cupcake misses weight a lot is because she has quite big boobies..

...

>unironically being this new

kys m8

IM SEXUALLY DYSLEXIC OK PLS DONT BULLY ME

The slowest bantamweights in the world

Shut down women's MMA

hopefully this ends early

where da spicy bangers

fuck this wmma shit

going for a quick wank lads

Has there ever been a KO/TKO in WMMA?

tasty thighs

Why don't they have Ring Boys if it's girls fighting?

Mite b cool.

getting rudolph the reindeer'd

SHEEM LEAKY

Dan Miragliotta is never going to have his name pronounced correctly.

GO CUPCAKE!

raquel needs to be choked out after all those cringy loveydovy instaposts

Miesha is turtling harder than Brock

yes?????

fuck wmma

\o/

When is CM Punk's next fight?

>cupcake

Miesha should switch to porn

There's way too many of these shit female fights on these recent UFC cards. I've seen better fighters drunk outside the bars downtown.

Who wouldn't be comfy in a gucci mink, after all this ship without him would sink.. now that I think about it this comment really made me think.

Pennington is a bit chubby, no?

lol meisha should retire

Probably not

nope

INSHALLAH

Did you have the same feeling before this card that you had before 202?

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

what should i put this tenner on for weidman romero

SHE DID WHAT DIEGO DID

THE ABSOLUTE MAD WOMAN

jesus christ i thought she snapped her fucking neck

it's over

Hopefully never

>tfw you have better striking then current ufc fighters

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MIESHA

Fuck, the announcer cracks me up.

WTF os this.

Miesha is such a meme

jesus christ

How long until Mcmeme?

>not rubbing right now
is this your first wmma fight?

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are skipping this fight by having a wank or getting a snack

NOT REAL FIGHT FANS GTFO CASUALS REEEEE

MY BOY

wot the FUCK

le slow starter muh heart woman

>that neck

dude what in the fuck

>user if you make fun of WMMA again I'm going to beat you up!

romero

what a faggot

i didn't know there were muslims in russia

>When retard casuals ask stupid stuff like this.

Who else smoking rock and drinking whiskey?

MY FUCKING NECK HURT WATCHING THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

that's fucking fascinating

His fight against his inevitable cancer diagnosis will be a tough one. Just like last time, he will tap in the first round of chemo

Not yet

When Weidman's music rolls though...