/fa/ edition
/cric/ - Australia vs South Africa 2nd Test
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should have called it /faf/ edition m8.
Delete it and try again
SAXON
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worst /cric/ thread in the history of today
>forced to watch this fire bullshit instead of comfy old matches
> Saved by rain
This is embarrassing lads
not really, this test match was never going to take the full 5 days to decide
i unironically miss threadcunt and think about his well being
Has Australia been exposed as the mediocre team with a mong as captain?
If you say so
I hope it remains the record for all of eternity. It can stay there as a potent reminder of how bad ODIs got during this decade.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Howcome QueeNZland has produced so few elite cricketers? The only real great theyve produced is Hayden, and if we're being generous - Johnson
Traditionally in Australia (especially NSW) a disproportionately high number of elite cricketers have come from the outback. Probably I guess because they have nothing to do but play sport.
Queensland has the lowest urban:rural ratio in the country.
And the main football code in Queensland doesn't compete with cricket for talent unlike in say Cucktoria.
>Border
New South WelshGOD
Absolutely patrician choice for OP pic
t. mrs OP
Cook on elite and muscular watch
england have never white washed the ashes.
really makes you think
A white wash has to be 5-0? They beat Australia 4-0 a few years ago
Threadcunt is the savior of this poomunity
yes as winning one game and drawing 4 times would not be a white wash
>They beat Australia 4-0 a few years ago
no they didnt
It was 3-1 lad, just felt like more because we absolutely hammered them in all 3 wins
TRIGGERED
never seen so many ump ball decisions in my life
reminder that Englel have NEVER whitewashed GOATstralia
reminder that Australia have whitewashed Englel 3(THREE) times
I'm better looking than Ryan Goosling.
>he didnt see the Bucknor series
casual
Highly doubt it
At the ground lads, covers are coming off
based walkie
hey Greg
GOTTIM GONE GONE
GET FUCKED RUSSIA
Cook playing for the draw lads
STARC GOAT
IRONMAN
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Does Botham ever agree with the captain?
BTFO
the fuck you on about?
GODstralia Ltd
You have literally no idea what his end game is
out out out out out
based DRS
rock and roll it
based fucking starc. just clipping top of off
TY BASED STARC
btfo
> Have 200 wickets
> Average goes up a whole point in a single test
tybs
south affrikaa on pooicide watch
Based fucking ironman
Will this be test crickets greatest run scorer?
going to need the webm of that lads
missed it lads, who got out?
messi>cab driver>ashlose
>rich actor
Ties his shoes like a child
Ryan gosling a shit
I'm lonely lads
Why lad? You have /cric/
I'm alone and i accept this
warner
de kock+
root
williamson
kohli*
smith
ashwin
starc
broad
rabada
yasir
#flawless
#nailedit
Saw this on /ck/ lads
>ashwin
/cric/ isn't good any more. I miss Goose.
How would this guy do in a cricket match?
Who former /fa/ here?
Never seen a board go from being so elite to so shit in such a short period of time.
What did she mean by that?
Probably handle a short ball better than Phil Hughes desu
white XI
cook
warner
root
williamson
de kock
stokes
bairstow
starc
broad
steyn
lyon
coloured
amla
azhar ali
kohli
pujara
rahane
sarfraz
mathews
ashwin
rabada
amir
yasir
How has it gone shit?
I used to lurk a bit, not so much now.
>Starc
>"white"
Kek.
Genuinely afraid of my bowel health and that I'm going to be out of a hole in my stomach and into a bag in the near future lads
Filled with teenaged that buy cheap shit and have no sense of style
All the old, good posters have left and all the entertaining tripfags and pseudotrips left with them
are you a /fatshit/?
do it or die
eat ya greens cunt
I am literally dangerously underweight
Working out is modern culture is a meme
gastroenterologists HATE him. This one reddittor discovered how cure ALL bowel diseases using ONE WEIRD TRICK
Anyone going to watch the supermoon rise tomorrow?
ex Aussie gf reporting in lads, my bad, I had a bender last night.
Is play abandoned?
Yep no chance of play
You don't need a gym membership. Do calisthenics, ride a bicycle, sleep properly and eat big son.
What the fuck is that
Fuck, what does one even do in Hobart for fun?
lads I'm drunk as fuck and it's the middle of the night in america, I don't know shit about cricket, what do I need to know
bushwalking, camping, fishing, the usual stuff.
I run and cycle regularly lad.
>tfw been eating one meal a day
uni life fucks you up lads
Fucking their sisters mostly. Fuck a sheep if they're nearby.
It's a fucking meme of a state that everyone pretends doesn't exist.
come on that was a no ball
based Saxon
Goose? He's a decent bowler I think
Stop drinking and eat something please
t. newcunt
>Meet Graham. He might look a little different but I assure you that he’s human. Well, sort of. The reason he looks the way he does is because his body has been modified to withstand a car crash.
Graham was created as part of a new Australian road safety campaign by the Transport Accident Commission (TAC). He was designed by sculptor Patricia Piccinini, a leading trauma surgeon, and a road safety engineer, who modified him based on their own knowledge of traffic accidents. The result isn’t a pretty sight but it’s certainly a sobering one. As you can see, Graham doesn’t have a neck because these snap easily in car accidents. He also has a flat, fleshy face to protect his ears and nose. And if you’re wondering about all those extra nipples, they’re to protect his ribs like a natural set of airbags.
Don’t have a body like Graham’s? Then think about slowing down next time you’re behind the wheel.
Mishra is fucking shit. How does he get in this team?
Game's rained out today lad
India are required to play 1 cabbie bowler
Literally the only appeal I could see to it would be surfing Shipstern's Bluff
Miss the Marsh brothers yet lads?
because they all bulk up and play rugby instead.
they've won origin 10 times in a row and they provide a lot of Wallabies
It's a nice place for a holiday Tbh. Cradle Mountain is pretty enough and there's some interesting wildlife there. It's pretty much Poo Peeland lite though. May as well visit the South Island instead since it does everything better.
>tasmanian racist gets banned from cricket for 3 years
shaking my head 2bh. If trump wasn't elected, these hateful people WOULD not have the courage to publicacly display these toxic opinions
Reminder the Tasmanian inbreeding meme is not just a meme but fact.
Reminder the state receives next to no migration and 65% of their 500,000 population comes from a group of 10,000 families
Is Tasmania to Australia what Wales is to the ECB?
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to go on a comfy holiday to Tassie with
>ywn ride the Spirit of Tasmania and spot dolphins swimming behind the ship
>ywn get qt photos with her at Cradle Mountain and the Huon Valley
>ywn check out MONA and do other qt shit
y even live any more lads?