Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there
>She looks at you
What do you do?

What the fuck you doing in my house

Awkwardly stand there and stare back. Without breaking eye contact, I'd slowly start taking my pants off.

>Stand staring back
>Ask why she's here
>then ask if she wants some fuck

Take a picture and post it on social media

"Hello, Emma Stone"

Do you like pan sexual femboys?

Show her economic studies detailing how the wage gap isn't what she thinks it is.

"Get your fucking clothes off"..

>do a 360° and start fucking her vagina.

Punch her in the face for ruining Beauty and the Beast.

>the only reason she could possibly have for being in my house is for sex
>seems like consent to me!

holy shit sauce

intruder, shoot her, then maybe make use of corpse

Full house checked.
Also the bewbs in the vid are smaller than hers so FALSE & HOMOSEXUAL

>FALSE & HOMOSEXUAL
Homosexual, you got a lot to learn faggot.

It works because you would get off on the kill. But they'll get you on desecrating a corpse. The charges for that arent too bad.
t.lawfag

>take five minutes to clean my filthy livingroom floor
>perform the courtship dance of the Hedge Sparrow

Like???
>homosexual dubs checked

natures goatse.img

Get

Admire my reflection in her fivehead and then tease her wonky tits.

Soclose

Turn 360 degrees
Walk away

You'd be facing her....

Hand her a bowl of eggs. "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this".

I remember my first protractor.

>Ask if she wants some beef stew

i dont give a shit because she's overrated as fuck, she seems funny and maybe cool to hang out with for a bit but always seems to have an agenda. Always serious like she doesnt actually do anything fun.

Shoot her. Make my day, bitch.

Grab her by the pussy

well, you're no Emma Stone but you'll do

Caress her feminine penis.