Waking up is the worst part of my day because it means I didn't die in my sleep

>Waking up is the worst part of my day because it means I didn't die in my sleep

>I end up ghosting or hurting every girl I have ever loved
>I have been single because of this for TWO (2) years!

>All my friends have left the country or state
>Words cannot express how fucking lonely I am

>I get physically sick everytime i have a conversation with people in person
>I haven't spoken to people excluding family/cashiers in a year!

>It's another depressed Australian episode

So this is why you guys shitpost so much? It's your only outlet?

>I literally haven't gone an hour without a suicidal thought in 6 months

>Everybody else my age is getting married. I don't even have a single person I can talk to

I've discovered why Australians shitpost so much now. I'm not angry or upset anymore, I just feel bad for you guys.

>intelligent (made A's throughout my undergrad) and in graduate school
>finished doctorate
>no drive to go work or do any independent work
>good looking, healthy, absolutely nothing wrong physically
>spend all my time posting crying frogs on a Mongolian basketweaving forum

>The thought of death is the only joy in my day-to-day life

>I plan on killing myself this year

>all of my friends are leaving me
>probably will lose all of them before the year ends

>I keep making threads about wasting my time doing nothing productive
>I will KEEP making threads complaining about wasting my time on Sup Forums

I consider this post made by me as my highlight for the day

>only thing keeping me from topping myself is cowardice

>i will die alone

>I haven't correctly called dubs in weeks

>I've thrown away every opportunity I've ever had

me

aussies were never meant to be bullied, they had the maddest bantz and you know what they say, the funniest people are usually the ones who hurt the most

>i am completely and utterly along
>i am falling far behind my peers in the race of life
>i am stuck in this horrible minumum wage job that i despise
>i spend every week day dreaming of the weekend then spend the weekend feeling miserable
>i have not felt happy for years
>am am utterly fucking miserable and i want to die
>i am too much of a coward to kill myself

why do aussies want to kill themselves so bad?

Sunstroke over hundreds of times gets to you.

You have no idea how bad it really is

Emu's steal their women

it's not just aussies

>my family won't stop trying to control every aspect of my life
>i comply
>even though I've moved out and have a job
>i feel that I have no control over my life

>born in a 1st world nation to middle-class parents
>receive excellent education
>still a fuck-up with no prospects

>hundreds of thousands years of lineage
>ends with me

>i forgot the image
>so now I look like a faggot retard on my Irish Riverdance discussion board

Humanity is only like 10.000-7,000 years old or so you dumbass.

earths only 6k years old retard

i'll let that hang in the air like a fart

>parents' friends' kids are all doing fine, school or work
>their son is a wreck