Ok...

Ok, I just saw Saw 1 again and I am actually surprised that there aren't any theories to find online about how to escape the situation the two main characters are in without...you know cutting your feet off.

You guys have any ideas?

Watch the other movies faggot there's a nigger that just breaks his own ankle to get out instead

The doctor should know that he'd only have to saw off your heel bone, in which case he wouldn't have bled out. Of course that can be movie-logicked by him being crazy-in-the-moment.

How would breaking one's ankle help? Look at your foot.

The first movie was the only good one.
Same with Final Destination.
Same with Hostel.
Same with loads of other bollocks franchises that milked it till it bled actual runny shit.

How about Macgyver ways and no sawing and breaking of body parts?

He just broke the ankle so the part that was stuck in the chain was all wobbly and he could squeeze it through, look it up on youtube or something
Not that the saw movies make any fucking sense to begin with

Well tbh the movie is ok at best. But yeah the rest of them are shit.

Well since MacGyver is complete bullshit I would say no you're fucked

The whole premise is that there were no macguyver options. Also, the guy watching the monitors would fuck them with shocks or worse if they got too close to figuring out anything like that. Either play the game as intended or the gamemaster will just shoot you and sets up the next game -- he doesn't give a fuck.

Wow great answer!

Good was probably a bit of a push, watchable once was maybe the right thing to use.

Saw 1 was actually meaningful and a really fantastic development in the horror genre.

The rest of the Saw movies were just gore.

I assume that you are a lock specialist as well and understand what shimming means?

Yep, I agree

You seem to lack basic reading comprehension.

Certainly, but still not a good movie. I mean it's full of cliches, stupid decisions, non-logic etc. It could be a really good movie but it is a B-movie at best. Still a game changer though.

That's a powerful argument. I understand what you are saying guy. But obviously this is hypothetical...so pls answer the question, leave or lurk.
Don't go all negative nancy sandy-hook vagina on me.

>Don't drop the key down the bathtub drain

Keys are gone. Next!

Fine. Do you think police-grade hand or leg cuffs can be shimmed? Do you think a suburbanite doctor and an idiot white stoner would know how to pick said locks, with improvised tools no less, or even know what shimming is?

Go out to the real world sometime. Or maybe try your hand at a real lock.

Omg...It's a lock idiot not just cuffs. Jesus. Also, again to reiterate this is a HYPOTHETICAL situation. Fuck off.

And just to respond to your idiotic reply, I have about 5 years lockpicking experience. So yeah, I have tried a real lock.

Again, fuck off, answer the question or lurk. Or wash that sand out of your vagina.

>cliches, stupid decisions, non-logic

One thing about this when analyzing a movie or book, or even real-life "stranger-than-fiction" events: if things didn't fall into place in such a way to make usual events occur, then it wouldn't be worth making a movie about.

Again, as they established in the film, the gamemaster has done these things dozens of times, more times unsuccessfully than not. This is the one time it was dramatic enough to make a 90-minute film about. Let that be your stupid-ass refrigerator logic.

I forgot it was a detached lock. Even better -- any lock that costs more than $20 can't be shimmed.

Congrats on having years of lockpicking experience. The characters in this film, in most films, and in real life, do not.

In your "HYPOTHETICAL situation" in which the locks are picked, maybe either the monitor or the gamemaster simply kills the person and ends the game.

Good enough answer?

omg you people are the worst. Completely useless.
>gamemaster is human
>human is perfect
>movie is perfect
>unable to compute question
>"then it wouldn't be woth making a movie about...." Right, I don't even have a reply for this one.

Excuse me? I have shimmed expensive Abus locks my dear fellow. Ahh fuck it, you're useless

Wait... am I Lawrence or Adam in this scenario?

So basically, the answer is yes I'm this hypothetical situation they could absolutely get out no matter what and if the answer is anything else but that than we're an idiot. As always, OP is a faggot

Great effort.

You can be whoever you wanna be. You just have to use what's available to you in the room in the movie.

Well apparently the lock to those chains is in the bathtub?

Why does the old man say this like they're idiots for not checking? They couldn't have known it was there and IIRC it went down the drain as soon as he woke up.

My modafinil patience is running out with you pointless people.

I suppose if I were the doc I would look for signs of life in the dude on the floor. Eventually I'd see that he's breathing and I'd try to wake him up. Then he'd get all "YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR LIFE" on me and then I'd be fucked anyway.

He could've used the saw to grab it

OP here you people are useless. Let this thread die. Die Bart, die

I thought the 2nd one was good. The third wasn't great, but they should have definitely stopped there.

OP I'm with you on the hypothetical question.
It's been so long since I've watched it, but I think I always felt like with enough struggle and violence he could have just literally broken out.
Just saying after all it obviously looks like an old/rusty/broken down bathroom.

Thanks. But tbf, the pipes might look rusty but that could just be superficial though.

>Why does the old man say this like they're idiots for not checking?

He's like every DM running a published dungeon crawl. "All you morons had to do was shoot an arrow at the statue's eye!" Well it's only "obvious" because you have the fucking booklet in front of you (and even then it doesn't make any fucking sense -- in what universe is emerald an "obvious" metaphor for eye, and why would it be written in Dwarvish?)

Remember that you, the audience, also accepted as fact that the body on the floor was dead.