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cara

Burn the British to death. They can't commit such atrocities then act nice and plain.

how?

Hi. I'd like to book an appointment with the urologist. My name is Bertie. Bertie Bollock. Yes, with an I E. No, not Bullock. Bollock. Like the genital or the dagger. Bertram Bollock. Yes, and I live on, erm, Nadger Crescent. Nadger. Nad-jer. N a d g e r. Nadger Crescent. Er, 12. Postcode is BO08 1ES. My phone number is, you'd better take my mobile, it's 07725073581. Note I can't be called from let's say 10pm to 8am, as I'll usually be asleep. Neither can I be called from 9am to 7pm, as I work long hours every day at Dave's in Great Bumming. 8pm is my dinner time, and I'm typically having intercourse with my wife at 9pm, so you really don't have a chance. The problem? Er, my willy has started to shed. Yes, coming right off. Like a snake, or, or, a sharpened pencil. Very sharp indeed. My wife would know! Ha ha ha. Yes, it's a real stinker of a problemo. Thanks. Wonderful. Super. I'll be there! Thank you so much. Bye.

need a fuckin shit lads.

dedication
autism
boredom

you can pick however many you'd like

I NEED to marry this woman lads

me performing at the local county fair

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How about none.

Find something else to do, play an instrument, learn to pain or something jesus

started splashing my face with cold water after showering and my skin has never looked or felt better

morning lads

>learn to pain
mastered it

bint wears too much makeup and looks proper gormless in her photos. bet she's fun though, the kind of a girl who attracts beta-orbiters

Buenos dias

get to work you fucking neet

watched Kong yesterday

don't even think there was an attempt. these types of films must be just for turning over a quick profit

BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

her face looks a bit chubby in this and i like it :)

VERY cute

>why yes, I AM socially liberal and fiscally conservative

Bizzare wisdom from a typo... huh

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the gf

what the fuck
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me in the white tanktop

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currently enrolled at university of life

hello

>socially right and fiscally left


What do they call this?

how did faroe islands get all the mountains

imagine getting a flight and like 3 ferries for this view

NEED to get a life lads.

the 'f

Will is not a coat. Will is not a closet.

scared of going outside in case i get into some sort of confrontation

how often do people show at you or get angry? i went to asda 4 weeks ago and haven't left the house since because a car beeped at me in the car park

'u 'a 'y 'r?

i would marry lorde if she would just give me a chance

>picking the worst view
>durr faroe is shit

Hello Rasheed

Logical. Also centrist.

State your name cuz

i almost got run over by a bus while crossing a while back and have been scared shitless to cross a road ever since.

just been diagnosed with homosexuality

Literally never happens

When I cycle I get shouted at and harassed all the time though. I just ignore it

would much rather fly into Birmingham and admire the mosques there.

nigger

Stormzy innit blud

>having right wing and left wing views
>anywhere near the centre
You just occupy 2 spaces on the chart

britain has pretty bad scenery but then you look at places like the Netherlands and Britain looks like Canada in comparison

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we have one funded by saddam hussain

Otto Eduard Leopold, Prince of Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg

Centrist

driving

this is 100% true though

ah yes you need to believe in god to have morals
who made this retarded comic

just give it back to norway already . not even svalbard is this bad

*smacks your arse*

one more wise crack like that and you'l get a right good and proper bumming young man

national socialism

bit rude

fascism

good on the little lad, hope he does it

birthday soon lads. kmn.

:(

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national bolshevism

ah.... ik ben appretiazeren der polder !!!!!!

Post your Birmingham folder

LOL SHE DIDN'T GET PAID

go big or go home. good on the little fella

yank please post the vocaroo folder

fuck off you clog wearing cunt

>Evolution does away with morals
that's just semantics

murdering your own tribe won't aid your survival

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Literally me

Orkney is Flat, Shetland has hills, Faroe has mountains. It progresses as you go further North

fake

what thread was this from?

literally every zipperhead child is a qtp2t

without God what are morals?
no better than the law in this case.

however "God" is a very funny word in English and doesn't really represent the full breadth of what it means.

dont come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised.

me

ylyl probably

watched the national anthem

gave me a very uncomfortable feeling

>cyclists

Why act like they rule the road?

ooh aah

heh that was my post. glad you like it.

The taxi driver is acting illegally

If police was there he would be arrested immediately

Need to feel a big hairy spider scurry along the underside of my willy from the base right up to the tip lads

>work tomorrow

cantona

idiot. ask any buddhist

>murdering your own tribe won't aid your survival
depends on the situation really

because they have legally immunity from traffic violations

taxi was indicating and there was enough time for him to see it.

Why do you make retarded posts like this?

Are you literally 14?

Spider bit my nipple once

Got a pretty big holiday booked lads. Haven't had one in many a years.

>neet
hi neighbour x

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what's the latest on milo yiannopolous lads?

Tell me all about it mate

Oh wait no don't, I don't care

Do you like being a NEET?

*in general

people occasionally get away with murder even today