78 decides what I say.
Get me laid, Sup Forumsros
78 decides what I say
Wanna fuck?
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Wanna fek?
Hey so I know this might sound odd but I've only ever been with guys and I was hoping I could try out the tinder thing and you could teach me to be with a woman?
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you look yummy. can I taste you?
You were so close.
fucking robbed
Wanna fuck *Ok emoji* *Cry emoji* *Cry emoji* *Cry emoji* *Cry emoji* *Cry emoji* *Cry emoji* *Cry emoji* *Cry emoji*
Normally only into traps but you look the part so hey, wanna let me stick it in the rear?
Wanna have sex with a booger eater?
Wanna have booger with a sex eater?
Can I bust some knuckle babies on your face?
Resubmitted for your consideration.
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69 get, c'mon op
Not 78. Nupe.
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roses are red, violets are blue, care to come over and play tony hawks pro skater 2?
also anal
roll for this solid gold/10
Cheers user, that lines actually worked for me a few times but i dont use tinder anymore so felt like it was time to share it around
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Hey bitch, want sum fuk?
do you actually have tony hawk pro skater 2 tho?
ayyy roll
C'monnnnn
hurry the fuck up and deliver op
So does the carpet match the drapes?
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I fucking hate you guys. rofl
You remind me of my mother
tf are these 99s
This and add, and my mother was a cunt.
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don't worry. I know all gingers have hardwood flooring
brass monkey that funky chunky
I like that you have a small ass so my small penis can actually penetrate
Do you like Chipotle or Wendy's memes?
Want to come over and peak into my pantalooms?
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rollerino
I'm jobless, I still live with my parents, the only sexual contact I've ever had was when my cousin accidentally grabbed my junk while we were roughhousing in the pool (and he's a guy), and I don't care what anyone says, I like Nickelback.
Ever heard of Sup Forums
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Does the carpet match the curtains?
this
I couldn't think of a pickup line, so I asked Sup Forums to give me one and this is what they came up with.
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You are going to get the best sixty-minute footrub of your life.
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Eyy bb wann sum fuk
Will my genital warts be a deal-breaker?
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Ok, i'll cut the shit and get to the point.
I need someone to dress up as Karl Marx and shove at the very least 15 pages of the communist manifesto up my ass for a project i'm working on. Would you mind doing it?
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Let me sniff your asshole
I once cammed on chaturbate and a guy tipped me to turn around, spread my asshole, and fart. How are you doing this fine Friday evening?
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rollerino
Do you belive in bigfoot
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ONE OFF
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So close
Do you own a strapon?
Kek. another one
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nice trips
Winrar!!
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You stole my heart like a nigger steals shoes
You bring the condoms, I'll bring the tripod and sex toys.
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rolling this
rollin for this
Wtf is wrong with user?
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Another roll
m'lady
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Rolling 4
roll for this
We can hit 78roll
It might be a little early, but I think I'm in love with you.
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Fuck you OP if you want something hard try doubles. If you really want to talk to that bitch give us single digits
Are you into horse rollplay?
What's wrong with you? He didn't say anything wrong?