Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great

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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o

Still here

nice hair

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just kiss me and I won't have to make you swallow all your teeth, baka

Oooh, sorry, kinda misunderstood you there.
Have fun outside, and catch you later!
Fair enough. What anime/ vidya are your favourites?
Thanks, I also hope for that.
Seem like a pleasant night. I just finished my breakfast and I'll soon start tidying the house up.

>claiming

>Kisses with a little tongue
Happy?
Hello friend

v-very -//-

It's alright, how about yours?


Hmm for anime Bleach and Code Geass, vidya would be Metal Gear. How about yours? Ooh nice, what'd you have?

>e-fucking a thumbnail-posting faggot.
You hate yourself don't you?

he's not a thumpnail, he's 6'4" and 200lbs

Well i'm going to go to sleep. 'Night.

no kiss?
>kisses you before you go
goodnight~

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Hi

Claiming best girl

Just woke up at 2am. I'm not getting back to sleep.

I recognise Bleach, can't say the same for the other one tho, sorry. And Metal Gear is really great, sadly I only played the last game, it was really fun for me.
For my favourites I'll go with Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, JoJo and Hellsing was alright too.
As for games I'll have to say Dark Souls and Fallout.
Some fresh bread with white cheese and coffie, nothing fancy.

Hi friend. I just woke up how are you?

im okay probably about to go to sleep. was just stopping in to make sure you are ok from the other night

..It's pretty dead in here..

Don't worry about me. Worst I had was a little headache.

Finally got new art?

>6'4"
Thread is filled with tall people.
>youtube.com/watch?v=OmnpWjinTTM

well that's not too bad

sounds like I'll be going to sleep listening to coyotes howling. they actually sound pretty close

tfw i'm only 5'4"ish

I hope they don't disturb you too much. Sleep well friend.

Morning
Give a music, pretty please.

thanks, ttyl

m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xLgdH0dP8

They're really great games, you should give the others a try. Those are all great anime. I;ve been playing Dark souls 1 recently. Sounds good. I'd really love to stay longer and chat, but i should really get to sleep, i'm sorry. Goodnight Firekeeper~.

I'm 6'2"

Hai Mash.
Thought you had phoned home or something when I didn't see you around for a while

youtube.com/watch?v=e7YAamDUjE4

Not really. Thats the extent of it.
5'10" isnt tall
youtu.be/JbUHPvJIwRc

Well, if you recommend them, then I'll have to take a look into them.
Why thank you~
DS1 is the best game ever, we'll have to play together someday
And don't worry, I understand. I'll try to catch you tomorrow same time. That is, if I won't be crawling on the floor after tonight. Goodnight Hanako, sweet dreams~

Bacon waifu is good waifu.

lemme sit on your shoulders
i threw my phone because the wifi kept messing up, i can't wait to buy a computer

finnish nigger

>6'2"
Why must you bully me this way.
>youtube.com/watch?v=5lVOzOBcrm0

It is!
It's probably because you have actual food for lunch every day of the week.
Oh, and you're as tall as Shinoa, I think.

Really?
I'm also 5''4'' mysel, about 160 cm, if I remember correctly.
>I can't reach the cookie jar without help.

Thanks

Sorry for bulli, also 6'2"

>lunch
What is lunch? Im not really allowed a lunch break. I get off work around 4.

174,5cm or a bit over 5'8''

That doesn't sound like a smart thing to do. Don't throw your phone, it'll break.

You are back to that again? Gringo nigger.

No
I don't mean to
Shiki does that to you enough
RIP
Doing okay?

i never stopped doing that
lol you're small

Isnt it weird how when you do something alone at night your thoughts jump to the worst possible thing that could happen to you even if that thing couldnt actually happen. Just happened to me when I went to move my computer out here from my room.

>

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that's cute you, i'll let you stand on my back xD
just frustrated all the time, like right now it went off for 20 mins >.<
please?
No not at all. Is your computer okay?

Is that the best connection you can get there?

Oh. I guess im the only one. Nah my computer is fine. I just had that feeling something bad would happen.

mhm im in the middle of no where with no tomoko to cuddle
to you or your computer? you should sleep during the night, silly

Why to myself. I had the thought I would be murdered by an evil cosmic spirit. I know its unrealistic but eh. I woke up half an hour ago. Im not falling back asleep unfortunately.

>also 6'2"
You're doing it on purpose now!

>Im not really allowed a lunch break. I get off work around 4.
I suppose your dinners are usually majestic.
Emi would be so proud.

I didn't know you had to skip lunch, though.

>I don't mean to
Yes you do! Alice forwarded those messages!
>Shiki does that to you enough
By ignoring me all the time. That hurts the most ;~;

O-oh?
You don't have to do that, silly. Plenty of tall people on the thread willing to help!

Nope. My lower body is kill and so is my right hand.
Its a skill. Though Im constantly at a low weight.
>majestic dinners
Not really. I like the simple at home, unless I feel otherwise. I cook enough good stuff at work, too much of that heavy cafe food would be hell on my gut.

um, are you my tomoko? if you want i can be your murderer tonight..
we don't need them :p

Listening to random music on Soundcloud,
song has sounds resembling a broken headset...
>paranoia

I am the one you talk to. Id rather not die. All seems you know not good for my health.

Well, at least computer would be harder to throw..

youtube.com/watch?v=qL3osHj-Myc

I don't want to bully the Ruri
Alice's comment was a coincidence
I won't ignore the Ruri
Ah what's going on? I haven't heard

it'll be okay
>pets
you'll get new headphones if you want
what's wrong with your health? are you okay?
i never get that upset... i felt bad too

good morning everyone, best girl claimed

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Why did you get that upset?

Morning Ayayayayaya

Just living pains that started after a fall off a bike a few weeks ago.

Ha. I meant that if you did become my murderer it wouldnt be good for me.

that's not speed wagon-dama
Do you wish you were like Rei Ayanami?
because i wanted to lewd Tomoko but the wifi kicked me for hours and i just threw it...
don't you want me to be the one?

Just noticed, 54 minutes long.
I'll listen.

Luckily it was only the music, headphones a-ok

Morning Ayayaa

Id rather not die.

what song were you listening to?
aw okay maybe next time~

Sorry to hear

Gnight

saber please!

Absolutely no idea, promptly closed the tab and turned on something else.
You just don't do shit like that in music, it's not cool!

Claim

Dont worry plenty we could do till then

Played more DS2 yet?

Hello Saya, how are you doing?
It's lovely to see you, Mash!
Hello Taiga, how are you doing?

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A bit out of it, but I'm good.

Mado. Bit later than normal to see you I think.

Not yet, no.
Think I might do some in a bit, just need some more coffee.

Pretty good, slept for maybe five and a half hours, so more than I've gotten the last weeks.
How are you doing today?

I was playing path of exile.

>PoE
>

I'll do a run of Danmaku Unlimited 3, could watch after.

Ah. Still going about the same as the other day?

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>insert typical response.

Yup!

You CK2 mod list pls. You said it was a good one.

I do like those cheek pinch pics. Ive been playing a bit of tanks myself.

Stellaris*

I'll make it later today.

Pinch my cheeks tbh.

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You like that?

Hell yeah, i like it.

It just never seemed that appealing.

Made it to stage 5 on easy mode \o/

Great! Been thinking about playing Stellaris again.

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You know what's coming..

I know it all too well.
Same with the second Path of Exile got mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k