Tfw i'm built big and strong, Have a large penis and am fairly handsome yet i'm a virgin at 23...

Tfw i'm built big and strong, Have a large penis and am fairly handsome yet i'm a virgin at 23. (Pic related) I'm not even autistic, i'm just scared. Have had a few girls wet n ready, and i got scared. Not gay either.

Whats my problem?

You're scared you fuckin said it yourself

23 year old virgin
>not gay
pick one

How do i get over this fanny fright?

I'm really not tho, i fap to lesbian porn

Easy fix. Go on tinder, find a girl whos down to just fuck. Get drunk as fuck with her so its not awkward and let things unravel.

Once you fuck for the first time and realize pussy bomb af and you have nothing to worry about youll get out of your shell and will be slaying left and right.

I recommend a tinder slut because you won't see her again and its easy to be around somebody you dont know if youre drunk and both want to fuck

i'm kinda nervous to use tinder because i live in a small town and i'll probably know every other girl on it from school or something. But you know what i might just have to, it's getting beyond a joke now, thanks bro

how ist that possible? I get fucking wet just looking at you

Time for HRT

There's no other way omegafag

Then go into the nearest big city.

Plan a trip with some friends get a hotel go to the clubs and bars, meet new chicks and act alpha as fuck. In that new environment you'll thrive and could sleep with 3-4 girls in a weekend if you play your cards right.

Serves as a nice mini vacation and a way to get good pussy as well.

but i don't want to be a girl

Lol not good advice. The dude is a virgin due to being a social mouse. Trying to hook up with a slutty girl on tinder is going to be a spaghetti disaster.

I recommend bro tries okcupid or one of those dating sites. A puppy is going to regret tinder. That or bro loses his virginity with a pro

yeah man, i need to get drunk and try to get chicks, i smoke a lot of weed and don;t really go out, but i think the alcohol could be key just for the confidence

Sorry for the shit post it's practically reflex, this other post is my honest advice.

If you're a virgin and more importantly sexually apprehensive, I really think tinder is a bad idea.

i wouldnt say i was a social mouse. I'm not like a total confidence bro. But i'm ok socially, i can be funny i guess and chicks like that, i'm just totally fearful of like being bad at sex and being laughed at for it, or a girl thinking my dicks weird or something even though it's pretty normal

Well regardless the end game is sex right? Tinder hoes and girls you meet at bars are not going to expect a guy who seems like he can get laid to be a virgin. As a virgin you will not be good at sex. You may not be bad if you have some stamina or a good idea of what to do but definitely not good. Girls out at bars to pick up dudes do that regularly, even average looking girls on tinder have twenty dicks slapping on their door at any given time. You don't want to walk into a situation like that as a virgin.

The easiest way to get laid is at a bar or through tinder, if you look alright and have any social skills it's a trivial task really. Bit if you have those anxieties in particular that's a bad direction to go m9

yeah man, thanks for the advice, if i can find a friend to join me i'll go to a bar tonight

you gay. deny all you want.

keep dreaming mate. Ill never want to suck your dick, accept that n move on

you have the gay's

imagine this: you find a girl who wants to fuck you and you ruin it. she will never talk to you again, you will never see her again. what happens next? nothing. nobody cares. so, what are you afraid of?

if you cant fuck her, you can still lick her or piss on her face, dude, you just saw a naked woman lying in front of you, what should be bad about it? you can have sex later.

You even stand there like a fucking pussy.

lesbian porn is gay
you fap to lesbian porn
you are gay
q.e.d

how tall are you? are you a manlet?

You're gay

unfortunately you contracted gaids

Gay

Assuming everything in picture is appropriately sized I bet he's around 5'9

Bro do you even lift? Also small penis

small penis for much ego. Also, could whoop your ass in a fight. You don't lift.

ive done maths like this before but according to your bedside table you're short as fuck
>manlet

Manlet detected

Iol manlet

6'3 master race. Step up to feel my breeze nigger.

i'm 6ft 3 and my navel is no way near my bedside table, its almost at double its height.
either that or your furniture is abnormally large

>Tfw i'm built big and strong

Mate if that pic is you you're a near midget manlet.

i'm 6ft. I was bent over slightly to get my whole to get my whole torso in the frame makes me look pretty short, but i'm not