*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
Joseph Ross
Tyler Foster
beep beep lol
John Evans
*sails toward you*
Benjamin Bennett
*Unzips dashcam*
James Morales
*destroys entry USA*
James Martinez
*opens the path*
Isaac Martin
>North Korea launched a working satellite into space before South Korea
Why
Landon White
Proved that it is Best Korea.
Aaron Sanchez
because america didnt let south korea do it
No, seriously. If you have access to american things, you lose the drive to advance technologically on your own.
American allies might be rich, but they are vegetables in terms of national ambitions. For good reason, as the Empire wont tolerate ambitious vassals.
Charles Young
*glub glub*
Kayden Thomas
*take this!*
Connor Torres
Wasn't going that way anyway
Liam Diaz
Nice boat, Ivan.
You ever get in one of those?
(readies chloroform rag)
Jaxon Walker
...
Brayden Jones
*cough*ESA*cough*
Asher Morgan
psst
nothing personnel kid
Tyler Evans
ESA has already ticked the US off in a bad way. They literally tried anything to prevent any meaningful european advancements.
And seriously, though, the ESA kinda sucks. The strongest rocket we have is a fucking 20 ton LEO one.
Luis Scott
Oh Lord
Oooh, You are so big
So absolutely huge
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you
Ayden Smith
>be Russian
>be mother of Russian sailor on sub the size of Iowa
>torpedo explodes and sub goes down with all hands
>son suffocates with entire crew because vlad wont ask America for help
>be mad son died for nothing and go yell at prime minister
>get drugged in clear view of uncensored TV cameras
>no one cares
Another day in Russia
Matthew Hill
*teleports inside it*
*use nuclear powers to initiate a nuclear meltdown*
*unleash katana*
*kill everyone in the bridge except the captain*
>i did not want to do this, but this is what happens when you unleash the wrath of god
*teleport out exactly on the edge of the nuclear explosion*
*light cigar with the fires of the nuclear explosion*
Joshua Reyes
Asher Watson
No fucking way. I remember watching her break down on TV blaming the Russian government. Sad story desu
Robert Ross
youtube.com
fuck me he wasn't kidding
Michael Moore
P R O X Y
R
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X
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Robert Bennett
can you substantiate any of what you're saying?
Chase Wilson
*banzai*
Zachary Hall
>Grieving mother goes to press conference, gets pumped with massive shot of tranquilizers, doesn't feel good and collapses - GULAG'd. Many such cases!
Xavier Brown
>yanks call a floaty-sinkitty a submarine
Julian Walker
lmao cant do shit if the planes aren't in the air or there's destroyers around anyway.
Xavier Reed
You can't
We are landlocked
Kevin Cox
US carriers always travel with submarines, cruisers and destroyers Jose.
Even on short trips they're escorted by a couple of those.
Justin Long
...
Kayden Fisher
that's an image of a lone carrier though
Jeremiah Rivera
*destroys it by 1980 rocket
Jayden Nelson
There's another ship following it far behind, look closely in the bottom center left.
Eli Gonzalez
damn Ivan you just started ww3
Haкoнeц тo жaхнyли
Hunter Murphy
Mfw those air carriers have a better working economy than some eastern European countries
Eli Reed
...
Mason Clark
>you will never taste Kazakh sea cuisine
Life is a cruel mistress.
Dylan Ward
looks like a buoy to me.