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Scottish gash edition

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cara

*stirs last nights haggis*

no cara no nonces no nonsense

wooooooooooorrrrrrrkk.... WOOOOOOOOORK wooooooork WOOOOOOOOOOORK in the morniiiiiinnnnnnggggggggggg..................

hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

*makes regurgitating sounds*

'nime

work tomorrow

Screeching

Please post the screencap

>He has work in the morning
>He doesn't work in the evening

post cara with flesh exposed:p

*anime deflectors activate*

sound more grateful!!!!

r stacey

FUCK OFF
LET MY HAVE MY ""FUN""

Looks like Justin Beiber

work in approx 9 hours and 30 minutes

>mfw off tomorrow completely
Always book a lot of friday/mondays off plus a week in summer.

How often do people that don't eat brush their teeth?

>he works

SCREECHING

>being a wageslave
>not a salarycuck

Used to.

>tfw no matter what shift I work, so long as it's regular I'll end up giving myself 5 hours sleep a night

I've aged like 15 years since I started working (6 years ago)

The worst part is wondering how you’ll find the strength tomorrow to go on doing what you did today and have been doing for much too long, where you’ll find the strength for all that stupid running around, those projects that come to nothing, those attempts to escape from crushing necessity, which always founder and serve only to convince you one more time that destiny is implacable, that every night will find you down and out, crushed by the dread of more and more sordid and insecure tomorrows. And maybe it’s treacherous old age coming on, threatening the worst. Not much music left inside us for life to dance to. Our youth has gone to the ends of the earth to die in the silence of the truth. And where, I ask you, can a man escape to, when he hasn’t enough madness left inside him? The truth is an endless death agony. The truth is death. You have to choose: death or lies. I’ve never been able to kill myself.

I have Tuesday and Wednesday and Saturday off this week. Thursday is voluntary work day.

watching some asmr
its a good substitute for meaningful relationships

Watching the doc right now and it's quite good

Don't know how any of the anime nonces can defend this

>Working hours that you get no extra pay for
Howling

I eat about once a day and brush my teeth maybe once every other day

rock bottom lad

The next great war between European powers will be in 2067

screencap this

I eat once a day and Brush my teeth 3 times a day because I have an autistic obsession with dental hygiene.

this 2bh

are stace will make brit pure again

What is ASMR?

Have to wake up at six tomorrow, for the ol' wageslavery, lads.

Well, I'm not going to be coerced into sleeping early. I'm defiantly staying awake to show my employer who is the REAL boss here.

>one week of worth and then 3 week holiday
hehe

An unfamiliar city is a fine thing. That's the time and place when you can suppose that all the people you meet are nice. It's dream time.

>one week of worth and then 9 days holiday

not as good

>tomorrow

I think you mean today lad hahahaha

>13698(You)
Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia.[1][2] Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) signifies the subjective experience of 'low-grade euphoria' characterized by 'a combination of positive feelings, and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin'. It is most commonly triggered by specific acoustic, visual and digital media stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attentional control.[3][4]

work*

I copy pasted yours and didn't proof read

>match up with various girls

>ask what kind of degree she's doing
>stops responding

>ask if she wants to go out for drinks
>stops responding

>ask what she's writing
>stops responding

>send some kind of gimmick/whimsy message
>stops responding

>ask about a book/movie/show I see we're both a fan of
>stops responding

Doesn't even matter who I talk to or what I send them at this stage, I think I'd get the same feedback from wingdings. Is there some kind of secret code of which I'm ignorant?

So if I use this it ill make me feel as if I had a gf?

good lad for using defiantly correctly.

>one week of work then two days of holiday

coventry weeaboos desu senpai

blueanimeivana.playtheradio.com/

Cringeworthy girlfriend roleplay for lonely autists and redditors

...

don't be ugly la

Stop showing interest in them as people and show interest in them purely as sex objects.

Stop watching anime.

>once every other day

visible_disgust.jpg

better than nothing lads.

>72513751
>(You)
Cheeky wanker getting my hopes up there

Scotland please don't leave. This dreary island won't be the same and the rorkes will takeover. We need your strong but fair presence and higher intelligence on this island. PLEASE

About to have some tomato soup

DISCLAIMER: I've never had tomato soup before

Exactly. :)

not a chance lad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAHHH AAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I feel sick

don't worry, we're not going to leave

It's nice or shit depending on the brand.

me on the bottom right

t. Hamish McBeattie

Thanks for introducing it to me lad. Hopefully puts me off the 'ol 'cide.

thoughts?

miss my ex a lot desu

rorkes already made it mathematically impossible for us to influence westminster even with all our mps singing the same tune

>The Rorkes will take over
Oh my sweet summer child... they already are. Which is exactly why we need out of this shit union.

i tried to add some garlic powder but it had all gotten moist and stuck together into lumps

fucking humidity

BRAP

She's already BTFO by the fact that we have higher crime stats related to the subject matter and that she's an expert in hyperbole, but whatever.

What, am I meant to say 'by the way, I have a big cock I'd like to smash you with' before I ask them out to drinks

can always rely on stace to clear out the trash on this board.

one look from her and they run back to the dark rancid hole they crawled out from.

yes

don't see anything wrong with any of that

have stereotypically shit teeth but i brush them regular like

Why would they match me then la

Ugly would only be an issue if I were getting no matches

>Rorkes taking over
>implying that's a bad thing

fuck off rasheed

want scotland to feck off just so the leave mongs can see the damage they did

Yeah, trump won't even get through the primaries

i dont look too fat in this right??

is any other country better than us parking out bottoms on islands just outside jf countries and taunting them forever?

Because you are a fucking Rorke. Once we get independence we won't have to put up with your rorke bullshit any longer.

As a half Scot half Pakistani I am absolutely sick of English people acting like racism is cool. Just fuck off.

Have you ever gotten a tingly feeling in your head when someone with a gentle voice was talking or whispering to you?

>That's the time and place when you can suppose that all the people you meet are nice.
That's a mistake.

>Oh my sweet summer child

Kill yourself degenerate

>interpals is useless
Says you
I've met and fucked more girls off interpals that I've even met once off tinder

Want to go to pizzahut and just eat fucking loads of that unlimited ice cream

not sure if serious tbqh

las malvinas son argentinas

>"you have a new top photo! tap to view"
>no new matches
>swipe dozens and no matches

thought it was supposed to be based on what pic was up while people swiped right

ffs lads

I love that just by forcing a couple of my shit gimmicks in these threads I've seen them picked up by other posters
This doesn't happen in many other places on imageboards

are stace is a goddess of morality

alri fatty

would mind a chinky girl giving my cock a suck right now

I might be too autistic to do that

I'm not bad with words but I don't know how to flirt

Calm down MacSheed, don't get your knickers in a twist.

t. Darren

I'm 6 foot 150 pounds pal

yes lad. brit is now a stace general

that's because you're short sighted

look at the one about soldiers and war crimes, that directly relates to the echr and in turn the snoopers charter
mummy may wants to up the nanny state

business proposition: independent isle of man