I'd drunk as fuck, ama

I'd drunk as fuck, ama.

JRP fuck out of here

what is the meaning of life?

Where in aus are you cunt?

Well, biologically speaking, to reproduce, to fill and fertilise a woman and produce offspring for the continuation of the species

Generally speaking, i don't know, because i am a mortal man, and i don't have the answers to everything

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6155 mate

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scarnon cunt?

Who do you hate more, Queenslanders or Melbourne cunts?

how many tabs do you have open for shitposting atm?

Just 1, this one, is this really shtiposting???

Wut?

Are you a filthy abo?

Never been to either, but I've heard that Queenslanders are 110% bogan, whereas Melbourne cunts are 110% hipster fags

Probably Queenslanders imo

No lol

How fucking hot is it down there right now?

It's cooling down actually, was about 29 degrees celcius today

That pretty fucking hot mate

I have a cuck fetish, want to fuck my gf?

Sure. i could use some pusshy

Not really, its perfect imo

depends what she looks like...put her up

Not just that man. But what is life?

Queenslander who's been to Melbourne here. Can confirm what you've heard about both places. But at least we're friendly in the sunshine state.

4152 reporting

SMAT STATE RULEZ!

Do you remember that time when MOOT banned all of AUS for shitposting?

What kind of music do you like?
Also it's 7:50 AM here and I'm still awake and drinking, what's wrong with me?

Life is a broad term, anything that can move, and/or think freely, and/or act independently, is life

u got drugs?

what street in carina lol

meant for

I look forward to my eventual round australia trip, when I finally finish my uni degree, get some money, and can finally see my country and all my countrymen in their glory, and then I will see queensland, alongside the rest of Australia, and i will be fulfilled

I grew up there. 6164 now

Samuel St, close enough to Carindale shopping centre.

Fellow southsider?

Nope, maybe im too young?

Scarnon?

a LOT, alternative, rock and roll, psychedelic, lots

Have you ever fucked a kangaroo?

Fuck yeah cunt, got plenty of weed (on a break tho) and 4 hits of acid (it sfucking expensive, 25$ a hit, never tried it b4, waiting for a good time)

Can you elaborate man? maybe we know each other? Sam here...

You got anything that can help me sleep?

Noo....

i used to live 3 streets away, thats fucked. does your name have something to do with cola? i probably know you.

Im afraid not my good man, try the 478 method, worked for me...

Why not?
Isn't that a right of passage in aussieland?
Would you like to?

>Would you like to?
No,its never crossed my mind

Well not that it has you want to, right?
Ever try to climb into ones' pouch?

...

Fuck yea cunt

Nah, no cola references to my name, but fuck, small world eh?

you go to cav or whites hill at all?
i graduated 2013.

>Be Britbong
>Play online with Aussie
>Be one of his few friends from outside Aus since not many other countries can handle the bants
>Calls me a "Right rippa cunt" after a night of gaming
>Literally don't know what that means

It's a complement, take it as such

No, i have nothin against gay men, but fuck off with your faggotry

Graduated RSHS in 96, been in perth music scene since

Dont pay 25 a hit. Even in deadend perth thats fucking expensive!!!

Graduated WSHS in 2013, damn son, I wasn't even in existence when you were graduating high school!

Well, my connections are practically non-existant, it's the best i got

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Life: Noun

A process by which an entity is capable of self replication and come degree of consciousness.

There you go, mystery solved now fuck off and get on with it.

define consciousness

Here's a question, OP, if I may. Whenever you feel or, actually rather whenever it feels, to be the closest thing for the foreseeable future. Unless proven otherwise what makes you think, if at all, that this is possible or has the possibility of occuring sometime during the next?
And while it may be true, does it change anything?

>henever you feel or, actually rather whenever it feels, to be the closest thing for the foreseeable future. Unless proven otherwise what makes you think, if at all, that this is possible or has the possibility of occuring sometime during the next?
>And while it may be true, does it change anything?
Wat the fuck are you smoking m8?

Not an argument

Answer the question queeny

Fuck off cunt we are not bogan.

4151 lets go cunt

nsw fag here. qld cunts are chill and not pc whiny scene faggots. melb cunts cant even take the bantz

The other two replys to your post ffail to acknowledge that the green text isn't a coherent question. I understand why you think the person who wrote the green text is high. I speculate that person is merely ignorant and not a native English speaker. Fuck the attempt at writing a question they obviously cared about and then seeing them fail is kind of tragic.

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2112 master race

I could drink any Australian cunt under the table any day.