His favourite Lou Reed album is Metal Machine Music

>his favourite Lou Reed album is Metal Machine Music

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I dont even listen to him but i got a whole folder of this guy

original wrapper is hilarious

I fucking hate that this song is so catchy. It's terrible but I can't get it out of my head.

You'd better start listening to my albums kid... or else!

BETTER CHECK THAT SAUSAGE BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN THE WAFFLE

STOP THIS

We don't want a repeat of yesterday do we Lou.
I will destroy you !

>Michael Carlucci, who was friends with Robert Quine, has given this explanation about Cale's dismissal, "Lou told Quine that the reason why he had to get rid of Cale in the band was Cale's ideas were just too out there. Cale had some wacky ideas. He wanted to record the next album with the amplifiers underwater, and [Lou] just couldn't have it. He was trying to make the band more accessible."
who was in the wrong here?
would it have sounded good? did we miss white light/white heat 2.0?

Bring it on GAYvid BLOWie

Lou ruined VU

>his favourite Lou Reed album isn't New York

Lou over compensating with his big blade
I will cut you

Reed is probably right it's too odd and doesn't seem practical

Sister Ray but it's 1 hour long and underwater.

...said nobody, ever.

Howzabout a little hand-to-hand combat Thin White Dork?

How about you take my blade and i kick your ass kiddo

How about I ram my fist up your ass Ziggy Shitdust?

you guys are gay

time to gut this guy

Did you forget about this Mick Bender?

this is the same guy who upon finally achieving mainstream success with Transformer, immediately cratered his career with the noise album of all noise albums

Cale never got that far in either direction -- commercial success or fuck-off avant-noise

Reed was always the most fascinating of the top-tier songwriter legends, you never knew what the guy was going to do

like when Dylan or McCartney release a new album, it's definitely not going to be stream-of-consciousness spoken word over Metallica riffs, but with Lou all bets were always off

You can't beat all of us.

That was just a music video, it was all fake, we were just dancing. Nothing happened besides that.

Time for my ability scary monsters

Fuck you Mick.
I thought we had something special, but here I see you cavorting with that slag Bowie.
I'm going to beat you up and let it bleed

I mean as a fan I would have loved to see the original lineup continue, but I can't fault Lou for wanting to establish a real career.

The solution is actually giving it a deep listen while reading the lyrics. It is truly terrible.

Mr Bowie, I find your turn to violence quite disturbing. Your fate shall be sealed by the pick of a card
*chooses oblique strategy card at random*
"Look closely at the most embarrassing details and amplify them"
Do you remember your late 80s albums? They were rather bad weren't they? Having Mickey Rourke rap on a track? tut, tut Mr Bowie, I thought better of you.

C'mon man, it doesn't have to end like this.

Alright, I couldn't stay mad at you mate.
Let's team up and bring this Bowie fucker down.
I'll suck the life right out of him

Let's do it.

Bowie, where the fuck are ya' uh?

wbfwejibgwfi ejbwjqcknnwenf

*farts*

Ozzy, what are you doing?

Kek

Time for my jutsu

lmao

Leave him alone, Eno.

You had better stay out of this Mr Fripp or else your albums may find themselves on a peer-to-peer file sharing site.
Wouldn't that be a pity?

hey guys, uh i think someone clogged the shitter

Die Eno.

Honestly it probably is, but only because i don't really care about Lou Reed

>filename

FOR FUCK'S SAKE DEAKIN, WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH YOU?
YOU'VE RUINED A GRAND ENTRANCE
NOW GET OVER HERE...

I really wish all these old men would leave

Lou Reed was about innovating in a way that isnt gimmicky, Cale had cool ideas but Im sure they wouldnt be cool in time

Prepare to fight
And prepare to die
We're Animal Collective
That isn't a lie
Deakin, Geo, Panda and Tare
We'll be Painting With your blood when we're done with you, yeah!

You probably thought that would work, but unfortunately you didn't forsee my secret backup...

HELLO HELLO Robert!
You are in the way of U2's quest for world domination, and as such you must be removed
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

fuck off noah, you ruined our band trying to rip off brian wilson. everyone knows i'm the only one with real talent left in the band

I'm sorry Deakin, I didn't mean to get mad
I hope you know we'll always be Bros

Whos ready for summer

>Mike Love (マイク愛)
>Stand name: The Formula

Hey Eno... you see, I need some money for a new album and I don't have enough... so I'd like to produce the, uh, the next, uh, Coldplay... album, yeah, the new Coldplay album, I need some money right now... maybe you can help me with that?

The time for apologies is far too gone. I have better things to do than to kill you. Goodbye forever, Panda. Have fun living in squallor.

holy DAMN he is so chill

Yes, yes, do as you wish Mr Hopkins.
Coldplay are boring anyway and I did it all for the royalties. I'm too busy at the minute anyway.

>liking music
>not playing video games instead

Lets Dance, Eno.

Mr Bowie, I hope you know that I have political powers.
If you lay one finger on me I'll have you put in the towers of London

youre not the real bowie
im gonna blow your head off kid

Heh, why not blow his dick Lou, you old faggot?
Yeah that's right, I'm sick of hanging with you homos.

i don't why it took me this long to realize eno was hot but for some reason this photo did it

What the fuck is going on in here?

Say goodnight to your ladies, Lou.

go do another car insurance ad fag

Velvet Underground 3D Death Chase game

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Ok kiddo me and the real bowie are off then
bye

You forgetting about that advert you did for the BBC?
We all know how much you love the BBC Lou...

man I cropped that deakin image out of a youtube video in like 2011 and not only are people still fucking posting it, there still is that black strip along the left side of the image...

bbc is better than being an old sellout boy

Sellout?
I'll show you who's a sellout!
*stabs his own chest to prove he's still punk*

Fucking hell Lou, why'd you let me do that?
You may have outsmarted me this time Lou but when I've had the emergency surgery and rested until I'm well again I'll come back and kick you ass

this happens everyday

Any other tough guys here that wanna mess with me and my squad?

Thank you Eno.

what do you guys think youre doing with those guns?!?!?!?!?!

Who the fuck are you talking to uh?

YOU'LL NEVER MELT MY GUNS ANDY YOU ENGLISH PUSSY

We'll make sure you'll have a still life forever, Lou.

I'm Making Plans for you Nugent!

*buuurp*

Hey Mark, I saw what you called that female journalist and I think you're a sexist piece of shit
PREPARE TO DIE

what kind of sick gun-totin' creeper ghoul are you?

buzz off imposter

*steps out of the shadows*
Eh, nothing personal Kurt.
*kills you*

this is all so MIND NUMBING

*leaps out of the shadows*
Hey Dave, I'm going to shove my metal COCK up your ass

Heathens, all of you

Try you fucker.

*shoves son over cliff*

I wish you wouldn't should people over me

good thread

Thanks user, that was just the kick in the pants I needed to complete my latest masterpiece

the VU really did lose something after cale left

it's his only good solo album

I do think their s/t is still a really strong album though, like a 9/10 if the first two were 10/10. I really enjoyed Lester Bangs' review of it, he saw it as a proof that Lou could use music for spiritual redemption after using it as a vehicle for nihilism and insanity during the first couple albums. Changed the way I looked at it.

But Loaded is pretty bad for VU standards.

what the fuck is happening in this thread

>not listening to the true faggot of glam

yeah, their second s/t was good, alongside loaded, but both were mostly straightfoward rock aside from murder mystery