That highschool crush you never had the balls to ask her out?

That highschool crush you never had the balls to ask her out?

Yep, thats her RIGHT NOW

I actually looked her up a year ago and she's in prison for assaulting her boyfriend.

Dodged a bullet there.

and that's me in the foreground

> be american
> dodge a bullet

wew lad youre one of a kind

>tfw my highschool crush is now pregnant by some lower class scum nigger

A-at least she was ugly r-right user? coalburners a-amirite

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This is a sfw for work board.

i don't care desu

Thanks I got promoted to CEO

> working on a sunday night

happened to me too

I asked my crush out. She said no and then told the entire school and I got bullied for it for 4 years.

She was beautiful, and got even better with the years, she was also a cheerleader so she had a huge fucking ass and legs

hey, fuck you

There are nigs in Mexico? baka

no, but a brown shitskin with a wage slave job
he got her pregnant at 16
i found her on FB

>That could have been your baby

I actually never had a crush in high school. Not even memeimg. I was extremely autistic and never cared about women until after university. I was a virgin until I was 24.

joke's on you she was asian

Why does it always have to be the nigs? It wouldn't bother me so much if it was a pajeet patel or abu hajaar, but niggers infuriate me. REEEEEE

she went to uni and became a nurse and now she is the one who works and earns way more than her husband
meanwhile im here about to get my med degree and still KV

It feels pretty good though
Remember thinking man's fetish

I asked out the exchange student from Spain to prom with flowers and shit. She loved that shit but I got cucked by her Italian exchange student friend who she was going to prom with as "friends". I found out later that she has a boyfriend back home too so even if she said yes I would be torn between loving her and breaking his heart. I had loads of fun at the prom though so there's that.

please delete this image mate :)

I know that feel.

She's a single mother right now.

How did you lose your v-card?

WRONG HOLE CUNT

Doubt it. All the hot girls get married young and get kids. I don't want kids and I got a regular fuck buddy so I think I'm good.
Even if she is getting railed in the ass I don't really care.

>be high school student
>born pretty
>all the girls secretly got crushes on me
>basically autistic so have social status of elephant man
>tfw

She has the ugliest fucking eyes I've ever seen, I would need to put a bag on that shit or I'd go soft

are you me?
even tho i got social skills but i'm just a complete autist when flirting with girls

i wonder how the mental process for grills goes to when you allow yourself to get fucked up the shaft.
for my last gf it was two four dates

Feels good to having left highschool at 16 years old.

>Wrong hole
>She is holding pussy instead of him.
>Fucking a bitch with dead eyes with sunburn.
What a loser.

What did you do after leaving?

autism

>enjoys anal

wew, looks like I dodged a bullet there

Dude, I don't even need to flirt with women.
Imagine if Justin Trudeau was a man, that's how attractive I am.

I just need to talk to a girl for 5 minutes and she gets aroused.

I'm so physically attractive my personality isn't even a turn off.
If I drop supra-stormfront tier autism - she's still aroused.
Also terrified.

You have any idea the weird shit fear and arousal do to a woman's mind?

Where abouts in Colombia is she from?
How common are girls like her in Colombia?
Could you post a pic of a girl that looks like her?

Nah, mine was an upper middle class muslim girl. Well integrated but socially conservative. Fucking kill me lads.

She looks horribly old now, like a crack whore. I'm so glad I went another way.

Argentine "humor"

>60 minutes ago

It's a great feel when you see all those people from school are all leading shitty, mediocre lives. They're all fat and horribly aged, and I look better than I ever did.

I'm still horribly lonely while their happy and smiling with their fat husbands and wives, though.

The wizard way?

Been looking for this image on and off for a few weeks.
Nice.

Nein Brudi, ich habe Jemanden. Aber Niemanden aus dem Ghetto wo ich aufgewachsen bin.

speak english not nazi you fuck

wow, monkey with keyboard. where did you steal it?

>never had a crush in high school because my self esteem was so low due to depression, bullying and obesity that I never even bothered having a crush on someone

lol I won in the long run I guess

i got it from your crackhead mom after i fucked her butt

this is her, we're from medellin, and girls like her are pretty common, why are you asking?

>hour later thread still up

>implying a high school in Argentina has girls that white

a monkey with imagination.. impressive.

now do the banana trick! yes!

>a nigger fucked another nigger

i'll do the banana trick
where my banana grows and goes inside your anus

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