So what are all of you patricians currently reading?

So what are all of you patricians currently reading?
You do read books, right? ...Right?

:)

LOL. I didn't fucking think so.

Poetry into Song by Deborah Stein and Robert Spillman
It's pretty good. Kinda says the obvious at times but still a pleasant read.

i'm a proud non-reader of books

meme answer but The Brothers Karamazov

Hobbit and khan academy, also your meaningless negative filth and other people who post here

Kafka

Been re-reading A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man recently

>Sup Forums - Music

Phil Elverum's journal when he spent a winter in a cabin in Norway
Lord of the Rings

I unironically enjoy reading meme shit, I just finished 1984, so now I'm gonna read the Communist Manifesto

Blinding by Mircea Cartarescu.

I'm like 2/3 of the way through Stoner by John Williams, its great

Halfway through Chronicles Vol 1 by Bob Dylan

How to Win Friends and Influence People

I hope it helps good God I'm lonely

Right now I'm reading The Bible. King James Version, 1611. I plan on holding off on any religious, political, or philosophical readings until I'm done.

pic related

read this recently since I enjoyed some other Joyce. Found it disappointing though. Do we really need a 30 page sermon in the middle of the narrative?

...

I stopped caring about books at the age of 14.

The Bible and The Divine Comedy (Ciardi Translation)

Just read Camus' The Stranger, re-reading 1984 now

...

>and started playing video games instead

woah hold up OP
you READ
BOOKS?
WOW
THATS AMAZING YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS
I CANT BELIEVE IT
YOU ARE PERFORMING A BASIC FUNCTION CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A FUCKING LEISURE ACTIVITY AND YOU'RE JUST PROUDER THAN PUNCH AREN'T YOU
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF MEDIOCRITY
KILL YOURSELF

hahaha imagine getting this mad over an anonymous post on a pekinese cow-herding forum

woah hold up OP
you READ
BOOKS?
WOW
THATS AMAZING YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS
I CANT BELIEVE IT
YOU ARE PERFORMING A BASIC FUNCTION CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A FUCKING LEISURE ACTIVITY AND YOU'RE JUST PROUDER THAN PUNCH AREN'T YOU
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF MEDIOCRITY
KILL YOURSELF

Solzhenitsyn - The Gulag Archipelago
Rudolf Steiner - How to Know Higher Worlds

millenials don't really read books and if they do it's just YA/genre fiction trash

Nice, I'm reading through the Bible as well.

Dharma Bums, but I don't read often.

I bought a copy of infinite jest and threw it in the cabinate, i will read one day, when my computer dies

OP is a try hard but he has clearly triggered the absolute fuck out of you hahaha

Just finished Infinite Jest and am now reading the Harry Potter series
>

>muh generational bogeyman
good job, you already act like a middle aged dimwit in some dead end career, you'll have the personality of a senile pensioner by the time you hit your late thirties

>Just finished Infinite Jest
>finished
>Infinite
Yeah excuse me if I don't believe you

woah hold up OP
you READ
BOOKS?
WOW
THATS AMAZING YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS
I CANT BELIEVE IT
YOU ARE PERFORMING A BASIC FUNCTION CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A FUCKING LEISURE ACTIVITY AND YOU'RE JUST PROUDER THAN PUNCH AREN'T YOU
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF MEDIOCRITY
KILL YOURSELF

I'm 38 dipshit

All you did was match his arrogant presupposition with one of your own.

You literally just proved that you are as arrogant as he is. That is all you have done here, you dope.

>infinite jest

yeah I like drinking urine too

Why the FUCK are you on Sup Forums then?

what you're saying is, he's not wrong

I've recently started Linus Pauling's The Nature of the Chemical Bond

This guy knows what's up with resonance. The concept of resonance structures is probably the most significant advancement in all of modern chemistry

>so triggered he has resorted to spamming this

are you one of those guys that likes to think that you are really "patrician" but you're too stupid + lazy to actually read? is that why you are so buttvexed right now?

who even cares you fuckin mong let it go.

Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman
The Naked Lunch

I should really get into more poetry, though.

Pic related. Surprisingly easy to read.

woah hold up OP
you READ
BOOKS?
WOW
THATS AMAZING YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS
I CANT BELIEVE IT
YOU ARE PERFORMING A BASIC FUNCTION CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A FUCKING LEISURE ACTIVITY AND YOU'RE JUST PROUDER THAN PUNCH AREN'T YOU
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF MEDIOCRITY
KILL YOURSELF

Lmao underage banter is horrible.

hahaha kys

You're browsing Sup Forums bud, it would be infinitely less pathetic if you were underage rather than pushing 40.

wow you must like to LARP as a really elitist person a lot, because this whole confronting your lack of reading thing is fucking your world up.

>yeah my banter is woeful and lacking but you are really old haha

Look out.

oh, and i just finished reading This Is How You Lose Her. Junot Diaz has some real good shit.

What banter? You're a failure in life if you're browsing Sup Forums at almost 40. That's just my take but I wouldn't be alone in thinking that.

Nineteen Eighty-Four

woah hold up user
you SUCK
COCKS?
WOW
THATS AMAZING YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GAY NIGGER
I CANT BELIEVE IT
YOU ARE PERFORMING A BASIC FUCKTION CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A FUCKING PERVERSE ACTIVITY AND YOU'RE JUST GAYER THAN RAP THREADS AREN'T YOU
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF FAGGOTRY
KILL YOURSELF

I only found out about Sup Forums because of my son lol

Reading anything other than non-fiction/history/theory is completely pointless.

woah hold up OP
you READ
BOOKS?
WOW
THATS AMAZING YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS
I CANT BELIEVE IT
YOU ARE PERFORMING A BASIC FUNCTION CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A FUCKING LEISURE ACTIVITY AND YOU'RE JUST PROUDER THAN PUNCH AREN'T YOU
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF MEDIOCRITY
KILL YOURSELF

>son goes on Sup Forums
>you found out and didn't beat his ass until he stopped
>actually started going on yourself
>thinks there's nothing wrong with that
beyondwewlad.jpg

yeah? what is the big deal its just an internet website

don't buy into the meme that it destroys your life or something

Make this a new meme please and thank you

>he doesn't beat his spawn with a tire iron

You're clearly already a miserable kid so I'm going to let you know that you won't avoid this misery for some time. You have years more sadness and unease following you. In fact it probably hasn't even begun for real for you yet. You think a few bad fee fees in high school means anything? Strap the fuck in, kid. It is going to get far worse before it gets better. That is nothing compared to study and career pressure. Nothing.

>destroys
no big guy, your life is *already* in dire straits if you're on here. have you even like, heard the way people talk on this website? be a decent father and take your son out to do bonding shit with him, encourage him to do sports or play an instrument or get a job or something

I rest my case

Been slowly working my way through Superfreakonomics and State of Fear by Michael Crichton.


slowly but surely

>I rest my case

Your case hasn't even begun. Your real depressive years and just beginning, champ.

Just stay away from hard drugs and don't fucking kill yourself.

>my life is shit
thanks for confirming what we all already knew grandad lmfao

These

>no big guy, your life is *already* in dire straits if you're on here

it's really not and I don't feel the need to validate myself to strangers (you grow out of that after your 20s)

>my life is shit and I go into overtime to play it off

I'm sure the next few years for you are going to be very happy and peaceful lmao

books are for nerds

reddit.com/r/filthyfrank

just because your life was shit doesn't mean everyone elses will be lmao

not everyone else's, just yours specifically

this crawling in my skin schadenfreude is proof positive that you loser years are only just beginning

>just beginning
you are taking the bait really hard and only digging your hole deepr

you're not even talking to the same person

these kids aren't baiting though

they seriously don't consider just how shit things are gonna get for them soon. life is gonna hit these young depressives-in-training like a train.

you can't be this miserable when you're this young and think that life is just gonna work out for you somehow later. it isn't.

>you can't be this miserable when you're this young

I can't speak for everyone but I'm not miserable at all

>everyone on Sup Forums is miserable but me
>life doesn't get better

I'll probably catch crap for reading scifi but march upcountry

bretty damn good

just gave me a brilliant idea, necronomicon audio book, for the lazy demon summoner

Brother Karamazov, the Gospel According to Jesus Christ, and an anthropology text book on hip hop.