FU/GG/ Filthy Underage Garbage Guitarists

/gg/ - guitar and bass general
>stay NEET edition
Will guitar still be alive by the end of this thread? Stay tuned to find out!

How do I start learning guitar?
>lmgtfy.com/?q=How do i guitar

Suggested Practice Routine:
>lmgtfy.com/?q=an hero

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.cum/guitar-chords/

String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>strnigtensionpro.com/

Music theory:
>musicthoery.net/lessons

Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcfjon/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgiwks/Ten_Hour.pdf

Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9x8m/Guitar2.rar

Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4l4a8

Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxzg

Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iqh22

Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqtb

Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5innsq
>mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bxcd

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

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Go Gibson or go home

Get a 7 string or kys

How long youve been NEETing?

>only 7
I didn't realize this thread was /babbyhands/

How do you make distortion pedals not sound like shit?

Honestly, that guitar makes me want to kill myself, and with the way I see it dumping money into it will cost as much as a new guitar, so why bother? Plus, the truss rod is fucked.

It was a good guitar to dick around on but it's no fun to play anymore.

Like this?

Turn them off

youtube.com/watch?v=URDz2-m3rzY

1:40 clapton's all your love solo, then little girl
that album is great

4:27 vibrato

5:15 funny jumps

6:12 sweet 2-min-long 12/8 blues on neck pickup starting at 6:12

OP deserves lynching

old thread

Fuck off samuel, at least get a deent guitar first

that guitar is decent
it's same tier as epi stander and vintage v100

lol no

Stop putting them in front of a shitty amp.

For the most part they sound better as a boost against an amps natural overdrive. Let the amp do the work, use the volume knob more, instead of the gain knob on the pedal

yes for sure
my teacher regreted buying his gibson studio when i brought my copy

Use fuzz instead

2 years and a half

samuel, which shack is yours?

You have a teacher? That's hilarious.

thats probably not even Belo Horizonte

yeah but only took lessons by the first months starting out

Oh, that makes sense now

;p

I once got within 10m on Geoguesser in the slums of Argentina, I just need a glimpse out his window and I'll find him

Ugh, I want one so bad. Th-thanks Dean.

>He wants a guitar that feels like playing on sandpaper with stupidly bad fretwork and action

Each one comes with a complimentary bullet

Dean is literally the worst major guitar manufacturer

posted yesterday, last time trying this. please help for a long time lurker!

help me identify what effects this bassist is using here: youtube.com/watch?v=EzhkeDroJ7k

distortion/fuzz/overdrive? + wah + ???

Im trying to emulate this tone. pls help before I buy the wrong shit on amazon.

Which is kinda sad since they had some neat basses.

Fuzz, chorus, wah?

I dunno lol

What's so bad about them?

Why pay to sound mediocre when you can use amplitube and sound incredible¿

It sounds to me like flanger is involved. I would guess it's a wah pedal used when he makes it freak out.

youtube.com/watch?v=E-ssoZYJwxc&t=17s

Sound like shit, play like shit, feel like shit, hold value like shit, cost too much for shit. Most designs are fugly too.

You're too poor for Belo Horizonte.
Hell, you're too poor for Brazil and Internets

Build quality, sound, looks; literally everything.

Keked

ok, thank you, chorus sounds right. I couldn't recognize the sound of a chorus paired with distortion and was really confused how they got that sound. im playing this song with my drummer friend and wanted to be accurate!

because I'm playing through a large amp in a live setting? i dont know if amplitube works for that. my computer also has shitty latency issues so I cant really play through a audio inteface.

That does sound like a part of the sound, thank you! im new to the world of effects!

Anyone remember when that kid posted the 7 string dean he just got and everyone shitted on him? He kept claiming he was going to write a metal master piece to show us we were wrong. user never delivered.

>opinions
Okay then. Plays fine to me, and I like the ML body shape. It has a lot of nice positions to play in.

>opinions
Build quality is not an opinion m80

>lots of nice positions
like bent over? cause that's the only position you'll be in if you by a dean

Finally upgrading amps from one that doesn't work to a slightly less shitty one. Looking in the 300 buck range, and looking for something I can use for shoegaze/noise pop and takes pedals well. Can't decide between the Roland Cube 80XL and Fender Mustang III. Which would I be better off with, or is there a better option for the same price?

I used to really like the way the Cadillac looked. Then I played a bunch of them at the store, they were all really disappointing.

Godspeed and remember to by used older generations when you can.

Jc120

Best amp at 300 bucks is probably an Old Randall Commander ii. Basically a solid state copy of a Fender Twin.

However it's tough to find one that isn't beat to shit/in need of repair.

if this dude had asked for a 300 dollar guitar people would have shit on him, instead you guys are actually giving sound advice

>the state of /gg/

Cry harder bitch nerd lmao

You don't need advice for a $300 guitar, you need to kys

what do you do if your tube amp is too loud? and you don't want another amp.

Kys

thanks samuel

A used JC 120 or Commander II, are good amps that can be found at that price. Problem with guitars is that you really can't find ANYTHING good at the 300 dollar mark. Unless it's a used Epi, or something like that. but you're going to have to change the pickups, and that 300, becomes 500.

Any place to find JC 120s that are that cheap? Haven't had luck seeing any JC's for that cheap. Close I saw was a 120 that was busted w/o channel 1, chorus, or reverb for 400.

Attenuator

I made a crappy slide today. You can't feel or hear the crack. Anyway I'm gonna make some more out of different bottles to see what works best. I used to have one made from a wine bottle that I liked.

Hot plate, air break, isolation cabinet, cab clone, torpedo, or anything similar

Or this

How can I make the sustained squeal like at the beginning of this video?

youtube.com/watch?v=QzQjehHvJlQ

who is samuel

I made one last week with a steel tube

I guess glass is better maybe, but it's not like I'm into slide, I just wanted one you know

But some Harrison and Jack white songs are fun with the slide

what kind of strings do you have?

I'm not gonna watch the video but I'm assuming artificial harmonics

But thanks for letting me know about the Commander. Had not seen anything about those before

Turn up amp, aim pickups at speaker

It's called feedback, you'd know this if you ever played live

You need to buy an old $1 per watt solid state head
youtube.com/watch?v=6EYIMhHJbjo

and find a 2x12 cabinet on craigslist.
phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/msg/6095866356.html

Remember that no one will take you seriously if you roll onto stage with a roland cube. If you're going to play noise pop you need hipster gear.

i understand that theres tons of good budget amps out there (i've posted my yamaha g50 here before and people were actually into it) but if you try harder than just going to your local guitar center you can find some 80s jap shit that is comparable to American shit of any time period. my 83 mij squier strat was 200 bucks and its comparable to my lp studio in build quality

in b4 >gibshit

I've got daddario half rounds on my electric, and my acoustic is in pieces at the moment. Half rounds sound sweet for slide. I don't have .11s or .12s on at the moment, gone for .10s for brightness.

Fucking wanted the Pearce G2R head after finally finding one on sale after god knows how long of looking. Just ever so slightly out of my price range, if only I could get my mixer rack to sell.

Yeah, I've been looking for a while. It's just rn that my budget has recently been set in stone, thought I would have more than 300 for one. Found an old amp designed by moog with a built in compressor I could have gotten, but I got fucked over by the dude selling it and can't find the same one for around the same price.

>everything sounds awful
>fingers acting retarded
>fuck this i just want to go to bed and never wake up

>tfw

You say Gibson, I say gibshit
You say Fender, I say fendurr
You say PRS, I say pos
You say Schetter, I say shitter
You say Ibanez, I say ibenhad
You say Jackson, I say jack shit
You say Dean, I say meme
You say Strandberg, I say Grandsperg
You say Yamaha, I say yamahahahaha
You say Epiphone, I say epiphoney
You say Gretsch, I say retch
You say acoustic, I say acute shit
You say Washburn, I say washed up
You say Rickenbacker, I say Rickensucker
95% of kids these days wouldn't know a good guitar if it bit them on the ass

If you're in the 5% that isn't retarded respond saying "we love charvel"

"stop liking what i dont like reeeeeeeeeeee"

it's 'stick in my back-er'

B-but isn't Charvel owned by Jackson?

>No

you forgot Agile Fragile

Also SX is Sex

You say SX, I say sux

You don't need PANTS to play GUITAR

You say Alembic, I say Anemic
You say Campelone, I say Forever Alone
You say Thomas Humphrey, I say Thomas Hump Fag
You Say Warmoth, I say Woll Smoth
You say women, I say ladyboys

Adding these to the list. We'll show these faggots

Good point, user-kun

Or talent

We love Charvel

That's the most disgusting picture I've ever seen

I agree, that green bandanna is throwing off the whole decor

You say Mesa Boogie, I say Mesa Booger
You say Marshall, I say Marshololololol
You say Orange, i say Orful
You say Soldano, I say Suckdicko
You say Dr. Z, I say Dr. Pee
You say Vox, I say Vulva
You say Fender, I say Fenderp
You say Ampeg, I say Asspeg
You say HiWatt, I say HiWutt
You say Ashdown, I say Assclown

If your in the 5% that isn't retarded respond saying "we love Dumble"

WE LOVE DUMBLE

Okay, found this commander for a good price. Looks like utter shit, but realistically is that going to affect performance at all.

You say Alien, I say gaylien
You say Roland, I say blow this
You say Line 6, I say line shit
You say Sunn, I say suck
You say Hughes and Kettner, I say Jews and shitter

What about randall?

Literally who?

You say randall? I say bland dull

Just tell people it's a pro shop relic job.

Might need a cap job, and some pots cleaned/replaced if the guy didn't take care of it. Be wary. It's gonna be tough to find a good one.

You say Gretsch, I say that new streamliner series is actually really kickass at the price point. the pots are typically meh but the quality of the guitars are solid for ricer made shit

You say McDonald's, I say mcdumbass
You say Burger King, I say Burger Wang
You say Wendy's, I say win deez nutz
You say Sonic, I say suck dick
You say White Castle, I say wet asshole
You say Taco Bell, I say taco smell

115% of Amerifats eat nothing but shitty fast food

If you're none of the 5% that isn't retarded yell out at the top of your lungs "I chug baby gravy"

If quads I'll snap my sgs headstock for the lulz

You say USA, I say u.s.gay

They do pop up around guitar centers every so often fwiw. They made these fuckers in the late 70's early 80's(?). Been out of production for decades. Try before you buy if possible.

You don't need hands to play guitar.

You don't needs guitar to play guitar