wake up in your room to this, wat do?
Wake up in your room to this, wat do?
nut on/in all those eggs.
set the room on fire
call for dr who
Fuck it
What else you can do in this situation?
Run
try to crawl out without stepping on any of the tentacle/nerve things, if one opens bolt for the exit
Photograph and solicit to Ridley Scott as a filming location for the next Alien
use my bedside flamethrower
axe and a lighter does not a flamethrower make, go finnish your homework.
* finish
...
>must not sleep
>must warn others
well, satan, some people have handguns under their pillow, others have shotguns next to their bed, i have a flamethrower for exactly this purpose.
(you)
For the grammar
Would probably try and fit one in my ass
>wakes up to robbery
>pulls out flamethrower
>fires at robber
>robber has ample time to get out of the way
>user hits curtains
>robber runs out
>house is engulfed in flames
>user barely makes it out alive
>user is arrested for arson
>robber never found
>user got robbed, lost his house, and sent to jail
>all in one day
"Honey, your mother and her friends are standing out in the yard again"
this
try to fuck it before it fucks me
put dick in
technicalities
so what if i burn my house down, nobodys ever gona rob me again
you'll also get free room and board, three square meals and a new boyfriend.
Shove my black dick dildo down my throat. Go back to sleep.