Wake up in your room to this, wat do?

wake up in your room to this, wat do?

nut on/in all those eggs.

set the room on fire

call for dr who

Fuck it

What else you can do in this situation?

Run

try to crawl out without stepping on any of the tentacle/nerve things, if one opens bolt for the exit

Photograph and solicit to Ridley Scott as a filming location for the next Alien

use my bedside flamethrower

axe and a lighter does not a flamethrower make, go finnish your homework.

* finish

...

>must not sleep
>must warn others

well, satan, some people have handguns under their pillow, others have shotguns next to their bed, i have a flamethrower for exactly this purpose.

(you)

For the grammar

Would probably try and fit one in my ass

>wakes up to robbery
>pulls out flamethrower
>fires at robber
>robber has ample time to get out of the way
>user hits curtains
>robber runs out
>house is engulfed in flames
>user barely makes it out alive
>user is arrested for arson
>robber never found
>user got robbed, lost his house, and sent to jail
>all in one day

"Honey, your mother and her friends are standing out in the yard again"

this

try to fuck it before it fucks me

put dick in

technicalities

so what if i burn my house down, nobodys ever gona rob me again

you'll also get free room and board, three square meals and a new boyfriend.

Shove my black dick dildo down my throat. Go back to sleep.