/cum/

The thread that saved /cum/ edition

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>/cum/ Civil War?

Perhaps

Great thread

/dixie/ will rise again

Fix this image, the purple line at the top triggers me

Blame the frenchie who made the pic.

/Dixie/ General When?

youtube.com/watch?v=SOeKBMd1A70
I want to fuck Elizabeth May.

not be for /tex/

If I went to American and walked into the ghetto what would happen?

Also there's a random crooked white streak running across it

Not much probably. Just don't make a scene and stick to the day time hours.

What if somebody gets up in my shit, what do I do?

I think we need a third /cum/ thread.

Not sure. De-escalate the situation some how.

Umm, like buy some drugs and get out? Would being foreign help?

Makin nachos

We've had 40+ threads up before
Good times

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Is there a problem?

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THIS THREAD IS TOO EARLY TO BE USED

No

I love American people.

gay

Want to jiggle my belly?

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I love litvu posters.

some American
he made her check out cuck porn

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Just as I fucking started to cum my god damn phone decided to take me out of pornhub and hit me with another fucking update alert
God damn I hate this fucking piece of shit phone so god damn much

>54 million dollars in debt
How do you fuck up so much?

>watching pornhub on your phone
what the fuck?

Stop watching porn

rip cummies

rip u

I am an inter-dimensional being

Kick it! Let's start the party!

Yes people watch pornhub on their phones you fuckin retard its called "jerking off inthe bathroom when your family is home"
You wouldn't know anything about it obviously since you just sit ikn front of yout computer all day and just let your seamen accumulate under your desk because your parents have already given up on you and rarely step foot in your room, faggot

True.

Anyone got more of these?
Sup Paha.

Dead thread, sad!

>Just hit RNH
Tiem for bed LAWL lol

Drunk liz may is the queen of /cum/

Got warned on Sup Forums for making a taylor swift thread

As you should be.

Why

good night thread

Nothing can come of taylor swift-posting on the music board of Sup Forums.

go green party!

hello

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hey, Be'elzee.

alberta is a fart in the room

Negro modelo > dos equis

you get phone viruses that way idiot

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QP is so embarrassing. Everybody argues like children

Excellent combination

Haven't gotten a single one in the 3+ years I've been doing it you rancid homo
Please kill yourself for being so god damn stupid

sup diabolic execration

I don't need porn unlike you loser I get fucked on a daily basis by my gf
pic related

Haha is that it? My gf is 10 times hotter than yours
Pic related

>my hand is my gf so funny xd

>>>/reddit/

Fuck off beaner I'll rape your family if you say that shit again
Build wall

>Fuck off beaner I'll rape your family if you say that shit again

man

this game's great, but its outright infuriating sometimes

How many beers does it take to actually get drunkey

6

depends on your tolerance

for me probaly 8 or 9

and the beer.

Between 1 and inf depending on the volume of beer per can, the alcohol percentage of the beer, the amount of fat you've eaten recently, the amount of time between drinking cans and your tolerance.

ello ello ellooooo

autism

Stupid questions deserve autistic answers.

If you're going to live in the US, it should be mandatory that you speak english

it isn't a stupid question, you know what he means

if enough people respond he can extrapolate an answer

I prefer the autism.

alrite lads

thinking about doing a 'eep

*sprays the thread*

could you imagine posting in a thread that wasn't made for you but pretending like it was? lol

DUUUUUDEEEEEEE

RUUUUUDEEEEEEE

I wish I had people to play mahjong with

*blows weed smoke at you*

>Smoking weed
Degenerate faggot
Off yourself

shotgunning like 4-5

normally like 6-7

*spits at you*
fuck off slag, know your place

>slag
>>>/brit/
>>>/kys/

reeee

dont pls

sup Latvya

nutin much

sup Ameryca

In a perfect world I'd have marijuanas and alcohols right now

In a perfec world your mother yould have aborted you.

just feeling like I'm about to throw up again

In a perfect world this wouldn't make me siiick

>In a perfect world I'd have marijuanas and alcohols right now