First to get dubs gets a tarot card readiing

first to get dubs gets a tarot card readiing

okay read me

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i'd like one too if possible

>off by 1
guess not

roll

plz me

>off by one twice
uh

Thanks OP.

Rollerino

>off by one three times

Gimme

sounds like fun.

Not superstitious just saying.

rollan

Me!

roll

rolling

dubs pls

show me my future

Aight

re-roll

Rolling.

roll

roll.

Roll

Alright

nigger.

Winrar

winner.

me op

Rolo

winrar

Teh winrar

Fucking kill yourself.

too l8, mr dubs man

Another one

So what do I do now, OP? ask a question?

Will I get to sex the girl I'm talking to?

Correct. Ask me any question now.

>Your current situation is the King of Swords
You have intellectual power and authority and represent rulership
>Your challenge is the Six of Wands
All you want is to win and be number one
>Your distant past is the Ten of Pentacles
You have suffered financial failure and lonlieness
>Your recent past is The Fool
You had a new beginning and ended something in your life
>If you change something about you in the future is the Seven of Pentcles
You will work extra hard and be rewarded appropriately
>If you change nothing of yourself it is the Wheel of Fortune
You will bad luck and out of control negative forces
>You see yourself as the Eight of Pentacles
You are in quality education and apprenticeship
>You rely on the Two of Swords
You seek truce, and blocked emotions
>Your hopes and fears are the Three of Pentacles
You fear lack of teamwork
>You look towards the Devil for a new direction
You are breaking free from attatchment

Please read me ;)

Will I get a job in march? I'm an Aries with a moon in Scorpio, and rising sign is Leo.

i'm so confused right now.

What do I need to do for my business

Thus

This plz

BTW I'm Taurus.

Dubs

Roll

Dubzźzz

you guys know this isn't how it works, right?

Dubrubinatub

praise {{KEK}} for dubs

Nig nog

Rollllll

Dubsnottrips

Nigger that ain't magic. You ain't even killed a cat yet.

Not even a dub. Sob.

Give me dubz

Rollllllkkkkkkkkk

can you do one more ?

I give

Now

Damnnnnnnn

Finally!

checkt friend

Is this a Jojo reference?

OP there you go

>Two of Cups
You are currently having a imbalance in a relationship and lack of harmony
>Eight of Swords
You are limiting yourself and must overcome yourself
>Two of Wands
you have made great progess in the distant past
>Seven of Wands
Youve had a great challenge in the past six months
>King of Cups
If you change you will be more generous and emotinally balanced
>Five of Pentacles
If nothing changes you will be spiritually broken
>The Chairot
You see yourself with great will power and determination
>Page of Cups
You rely on your emotions
>Death
You fear change and are uwillful to move on
>Strength
You will look ahead to your strength, courage, and compassion

can i have one ?

are you retarded?

>Queen of Pentacles
You are imbalanced with your work

>Ace of Wands
There is potential

I'm always unhappy. Why

Interesting

roll once if need advice will be given

READ MY FUCKED UP LIFE

...

Read how can I get rid of my anxiety

I'm such a fuck up. Rowllan 4 guidance

read my tits

lmao

gimme dubs Sup Forums

dubs plz

You suffer from imbalance and lack of long term visions

roll for another read?

only and last reroll

Plz read me

Connect memes and magic. This is how it has to be.

Sure I'll attempt it

Woo... I'm so enlightened now

One off like the nigger I am

>Nine of Wands
you were too on edge and paranoid

Not op but I do tarot

>Reversed empress
There is so much fuckery going on, so your emotional side can hardly keep up with what's happening

What you need to do:
>Queen of Pentacles
Focus on the real and physical- go get a sandwich if you need a sandwich. But focus on what's real and use your logic.

Reversed Empress is highly intuitive and expressive, Queen of Pentacles is basically the opposite, she's telling you to look at the same situation with logic, practicality, and what you know about rules.

I guess so

>Two of swords
You're thinking you're making friends but you still got your defenses on high
>Five of wands
It's going to be alright to fall apart and be destroyed. How're you gonna learn anything any other way, right?

Twos and fives - stressful/chaotic number.

Shit'll be weird but just accept it and use it.

Ok hit me up gypsy man

>Reversed Fool, two of swords
You are doing the same old shit in your relationships nigger.
>Reversed page of pentacles
Get some confidence and you won't be as scared to open up to someone.

>Reversed six of swords
I don't wanna steer you in the wrong direction or anything, but 6 of swords reversed is a card of "going straight into it". So if you have someone reliable to protect you, see if you can understand it better by going head-first into it. Even if it gets freaky and scary.

I am a capricorn.
I have no motivation to do anything.
Dubs please.