You wake tomorrow with the powers of Superman. What do?

You wake tomorrow with the powers of Superman. What do?

try live like i allways have

Whack my super-dick off.

Masturbate

Be a very bad person

Find Lex, kill him. Find Lois, kill her for being such a fucking bitch that she is. Fix Jimmy up with Bruce since he misses whichever Robin he ended up getting killed recently.
Kill Flash, I don't like the Primer-like timelines he makes.
Kidnap Wonder Woman, fuck her for 3 months straight because I'M FUCKING SUPERMAN.

>Superman
>killing Flash

>anyone killing Flash

Heh.

travel the world.

You wake up with superpowers... Superman and crew are still in fiction

Super hitler is born

Well, I'm sure as shit not going to be a hero, that's for sure. I might do some good things here and there, but that'd mostly be on accident. I plan on being rich and getting fucked by teenage porn stars.

I'd probably go over and fuck up N Korea, China, and Russia though. I don't want to hear about their bullshit anymore.

Cringed about how many homo fags fapped and still fapping to that 2-3 inch thick rubber-ish suit. Lol!
Anyway, just be a pervert and see through people's clothes and houses.

Try to kill myself

Cocaine.

Show to the world why superman had to take away his powers to he could fuck lois without killing her, and I'd do that by walking down a busy street of new york with a boner. There would be no survivors.

Well then.
Kill every Republican, Christian, Muslim, Jew and any other religion that worships imaginary friends.
Fly to other planets with intelligent life superior to our's. Acquire their technical knowledge, return to our new Earth Utopia and teach it to everyone.
Protect the planet from exterior forces; asteroids, solar flairs, pissed off aliens, etc.
Build a Winter home on Venus.

Rape all the women I wanted. Then have sexual slaves that are extra good. Yea that's about it.

Fix shit around my place and feel good about it and not have to be in pian from over working

Force a woman to cuck me with a superior bbc.

Keep trying to kill myself

Steal a Brinks truck, use x-ray in vision to irradiate the occupants to death + steal the money
Throw truck into sun to ditch the evidence

>Anyway, just be a pervert and see through people's clothes and houses.

GO FLYING WITH BIRDS MY FUCKING GOD

Probably gonna go flying for a while.

post dank memes

Take over the world as a one man army and instate Trump as its one true leader not only destroying ISIS but SJWs as well.

Throw Donald Trump in to space.

steal all of the worlds top ramen and listen to everyone cry while jerkin it to dog porn in front of a gender studies class

throw earth into the sun

You fool!! You'll kill us all!!