>it is illegal for Australians to own a PET EMU because they are too dangerous
It is illegal for Australians to own a PET EMU because they are too dangerous
Hunter James
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Jonathan Bennett
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>Australians can't own emu eggs and have their own pet emu
Lmao. Legal pet emus > kinder eggs
Jack Barnes
Why can't Pisstralians have an Emu companion?
Colton Young
purelypoultry.com
Why is it illegal to own one of these fine animals in Australia???
Christian Price
wtf considering buying an emu tbqh
Luis Clark
I knew this post would have an american flag even before opening it. Sad.
Kayden Gonzalez
Go away cohen, you're not invited.
Mason Fisher
1. Hello!
2. Thanks for making a thread about us!!
Alexander Mitchell
Where are you hiding your gold?
Kevin Murphy
they let children pet adult emus at pretty much any zoo in australia
Jose Hernandez
>Let
More like the Emus are indoctrinating your children and teaching them how to serve their masters.
Nathaniel Martinez
floeckscountry.com
A specimen of the Dromaius family kept privately perchance?
Anthony Nelson
the emu are just enjoying the victors right
what is plural of emu? emu? emus? emunoshame?
Dylan Cooper
>let them pet emus at zoos
Ahahahahaha.
You're such a fucking nanny state. Adding "illegal to own a pet emu" to my nanny copypasta now.
David Martinez
>live in rural arizona and have a huge backyard
gonna ask my parents if they're cool with one in the backyard. I'll study it more and see if we can build an enclosure and whatnot
Jaxon Jenkins
why don't australians own emu eggs?
Xavier Richardson
Pretty fucking rich from a nation which has outlawed the correct celebration of Easter.
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>Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US. In January 2011, the US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one egg across the US border into Minnesota.[17] In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the US from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US$2,500 per egg.[18]
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emuindustry.asn.au
Some of us farm emu and sell their eggs around the country for anyone who wants to make a giant omelette or something, I guess.
Colton Flores
>can only own eggs that aren't live and intended to be used as food
Sad!
Let's face it pham. A pet emu is way better than nigger chocolate eggs.
Gavin Anderson
>Hi Thor, you need to have a Emu Farming license or a Fauna Park license to keep Emus and Im sorry we dont have any to sell to you if you did, you would have to try a different Emu Farm. Regards Bev
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he needs a fucking LICENSE
Jordan Martinez
>A pet emu is way better than nigger chocolate eggs.
You can legally farm and raise them, you fucking fool. I had an emu as a "pet" when I was a kid for a little bit due to a family member being part of an animal rescue organisation and was always brining in random animals into the household.
Emu, roos, wombats, bats, snakes, etc.
Your shitty meme doesn't work because it's not rooted in reality, unlike the stupid "Easter" meme as it is something worth mocking and your government has threatened charging citizens thousands of dollars for "smuggling" in chocolate eggs.
Wouldn't want to cry about "nanny state" when shit like that happens.
Isaiah Sanchez
You salty kike?
Jaxson Torres
Nice goalpost move you braindead fucking clap.
Of course you need a fucking license.
Aaron Lee
>be new zealand
>slaughter our moas to extinction with spears
>be australian
>lose a war to emus with machine guns
Caleb Parker
After getting a license you fucking nanny state idiot. I don't need shit to own an emu here. Own up to the fact that you are a massive nanny state.
Noah Anderson
>need a license to own a pet emu
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
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>need a license for crossbows
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Austin Cox
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
Brody Morales
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
Robert Sullivan
>drinky from winky
Robert Cooper
>Americans think evolution is the spawn of Satan
Charles Morales
>It is illegal for americans to collect rainwater
Ayden Nguyen
It's illegal to don't get poisoned in Australia
Robert Barnes
That's okay I've had food poisoning a couple of times
Carson Edwards
Australians keep emus in POW camps
Jackson Martin