This is Bob. He has a nice life, with plenty of friends and he currently has 5 bucks on him...

This is Bob. He has a nice life, with plenty of friends and he currently has 5 bucks on him. He is currently in his apartment.

0 decides what bob does

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JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW BOB

He grabs his AR-15 and opens fire on his neighbors who had shit on him for years.

kills himself by strangling himself with the five dollar bill

Bob makes a demonic sigil on the wall out of his own feces

Bob invites over all of his friends that are girls

Dies and so does this thread.

tv up the butt

Bob cries while he hears that his parents and dog were killed in a car accident

bob looks in the drawers and pulls out his glock, then heads into the big wide world

Then he kills himself

fuck me

winrar

Best thread ever thank you based op

he shoots up a liberal art school

Than he smells the scent of onions?

Bob then sees an Ad
UGLY AND HORNY
THESE MOMS FUCK FOR FREE
NO CREDIT CARD. NO SIGN UP. NO BULLSHIT

Bob calls bullshit on the ad

Bets $5 on blackjack

Nah, cat piss

bob has just heard about his parent and his dog's tragic death and he is now absolutely devasteted.
he gains the status depressed

1 decides what happens next

Fap to roblox porn

John from previous post that 404d comes in with satan holding a leash attached to johns neck

Reroll

is gay

buy some shard with the $5

he jumps out the window to end his suffering

He microwaves neighbor's cat.

reroll

Bob eats shit

reroll

winrar

bob starts drinking

WINRAR

you heard the man, bob. eat shit.

1 decided after 0 you fucking mongoloid

Nuts in his mouth

he goes to the neighbor's house only to discover the door is locked and theyre gone on vacation, and he doesnt even know where the cat is

2 decides, forgot to say

Next number is? 1 still?

Bob pull out a knife and cuts off his dead dads penis and put it into his rectum, then shits it out into a jar. He then rapes and murders his elderly neighbors after eating their eyes.

big boner :)

Oh

Bob posts a picture of his dick in a toilet paper roll in this thread

maybe one day i will take the internet as serious as you bub

lol nah

re-roll

He decides to burn the house down

Roll

Kek

he breaks through the window and attempts to rob the place

rolling 4 this

he sets the house on fire
3 decides

bob shitposts on Sup Forums

NEw fag

He always wanted to see some snuf and CP shit on the interwebz, so he downloads tor but he is a massive noob and start going to .onions without any protection

He cums on his face

He then decides to use the 5$ to get a blowjob from the corner whore

he hitch hikes to a different town

lol

dammit

he matsurbates as he watches his beautiful creation devour his neighbour's treasured possessions and cat. it occurs to bob that he may be a psychopath, and this seems to comfort him

He experiences a cerebral aneurysm rupture, dying almost instantly

Bob shoots up a preschool

Nice.

lol, wat?

Bob nukes Nigeria

Help

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He kills himself

bob needs to give me nudes.

Bob kills Hillary Clinton and then fucks her dead body

bob needs to give me nudes.

Use your imagination and you will see how fast he ruined his life with that

...

bob needs to give me nudes.

You're worth your own tab.

HELL YEAH BOB YOU FUCKER GIVE ME NUDES.

Bob rapes 300 kindergartners and then destroys Africa with sex slaves riding grizzly bears high on LSD

bob goes back into the fire and gives me nudes.

Bob digs a narrow hole with his hands and then lays face down fucking the ground as he continues to cry.

he finds the stuff he is looking for, but as soon as he gets in the mood, an fbi officer busts in to the room and tries to arrest him
4 decides what bob does

bob goes back into the fire and gives me nudes

Bob squirts cum on the officer blonding him then he shits on the floor screaming walla walla walla

bob gives fbi agent nudes and they get sexy.

fuck me...

Bob tryes to figth the oficer

magnet the computer quick

bob starts to suck his own dick as an attempt to mate with the officer

Bob, grabs the computer and throws it at the officer before he has time to react.

Matrix the FBI Officer and fuck his corpse.

Bob tries to seduce him, but he turns out to be an attack helicopter

Bob uses his Navy Seal training to do a Double Backflip Spine Snapper Deluxe and instantly kills the FBI officer.

Bob uses Jew Jitsu to kill the FBI fags and then assrapes them (Jew Jitsu is killing people with coins, big noses and karate)

i mean the officer does have a visor

Winrar

Kek ek ek

>blonding him

I thought that was just a stray hair like a faggot anime character

bob has the biggest orgasm of all his life, shitting and cumming at the same time, blinding the officer with his far flung seed
5 decides

Either way the officers hair is going to be blonde

bob leaves and gives homeless man blow job

Bob jams a fistful of his orgasm shit down the officer's throat and chokes him to death, gaining his gun as loot.