This is Bob. He has a nice life, with plenty of friends and he currently has 5 bucks on him. He is currently in his apartment.
0 decides what bob does
This is Bob. He has a nice life, with plenty of friends and he currently has 5 bucks on him. He is currently in his apartment.
0 decides what bob does
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JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW BOB
He grabs his AR-15 and opens fire on his neighbors who had shit on him for years.
kills himself by strangling himself with the five dollar bill
Bob makes a demonic sigil on the wall out of his own feces
Bob invites over all of his friends that are girls
Dies and so does this thread.
tv up the butt
Bob cries while he hears that his parents and dog were killed in a car accident
bob looks in the drawers and pulls out his glock, then heads into the big wide world
Then he kills himself
fuck me
winrar
Best thread ever thank you based op
he shoots up a liberal art school
Than he smells the scent of onions?
Bob then sees an Ad
UGLY AND HORNY
THESE MOMS FUCK FOR FREE
NO CREDIT CARD. NO SIGN UP. NO BULLSHIT
Bob calls bullshit on the ad
Bets $5 on blackjack
Nah, cat piss
bob has just heard about his parent and his dog's tragic death and he is now absolutely devasteted.
he gains the status depressed
1 decides what happens next
Fap to roblox porn
John from previous post that 404d comes in with satan holding a leash attached to johns neck
Reroll
is gay
buy some shard with the $5
he jumps out the window to end his suffering
He microwaves neighbor's cat.
reroll
Bob eats shit
reroll
winrar
bob starts drinking
WINRAR
you heard the man, bob. eat shit.
1 decided after 0 you fucking mongoloid
Nuts in his mouth
he goes to the neighbor's house only to discover the door is locked and theyre gone on vacation, and he doesnt even know where the cat is
2 decides, forgot to say
Next number is? 1 still?
Bob pull out a knife and cuts off his dead dads penis and put it into his rectum, then shits it out into a jar. He then rapes and murders his elderly neighbors after eating their eyes.
big boner :)
Oh
Bob posts a picture of his dick in a toilet paper roll in this thread
maybe one day i will take the internet as serious as you bub
lol nah
re-roll
He decides to burn the house down
Roll
Kek
he breaks through the window and attempts to rob the place
rolling 4 this
he sets the house on fire
3 decides
bob shitposts on Sup Forums
NEw fag
He always wanted to see some snuf and CP shit on the interwebz, so he downloads tor but he is a massive noob and start going to .onions without any protection
He cums on his face
He then decides to use the 5$ to get a blowjob from the corner whore
he hitch hikes to a different town
lol
dammit
he matsurbates as he watches his beautiful creation devour his neighbour's treasured possessions and cat. it occurs to bob that he may be a psychopath, and this seems to comfort him
He experiences a cerebral aneurysm rupture, dying almost instantly
Bob shoots up a preschool
Nice.
lol, wat?
Bob nukes Nigeria
Help
He kills himself
bob needs to give me nudes.
Bob kills Hillary Clinton and then fucks her dead body
bob needs to give me nudes.
Use your imagination and you will see how fast he ruined his life with that
...
bob needs to give me nudes.
You're worth your own tab.
HELL YEAH BOB YOU FUCKER GIVE ME NUDES.
Bob rapes 300 kindergartners and then destroys Africa with sex slaves riding grizzly bears high on LSD
bob goes back into the fire and gives me nudes.
Bob digs a narrow hole with his hands and then lays face down fucking the ground as he continues to cry.
he finds the stuff he is looking for, but as soon as he gets in the mood, an fbi officer busts in to the room and tries to arrest him
4 decides what bob does
bob goes back into the fire and gives me nudes
Bob squirts cum on the officer blonding him then he shits on the floor screaming walla walla walla
bob gives fbi agent nudes and they get sexy.
fuck me...
Bob tryes to figth the oficer
magnet the computer quick
bob starts to suck his own dick as an attempt to mate with the officer
Bob, grabs the computer and throws it at the officer before he has time to react.
Matrix the FBI Officer and fuck his corpse.
Bob tries to seduce him, but he turns out to be an attack helicopter
Bob uses his Navy Seal training to do a Double Backflip Spine Snapper Deluxe and instantly kills the FBI officer.
Bob uses Jew Jitsu to kill the FBI fags and then assrapes them (Jew Jitsu is killing people with coins, big noses and karate)
i mean the officer does have a visor
Winrar
Kek ek ek
>blonding him
I thought that was just a stray hair like a faggot anime character
bob has the biggest orgasm of all his life, shitting and cumming at the same time, blinding the officer with his far flung seed
5 decides
Either way the officers hair is going to be blonde
bob leaves and gives homeless man blow job
Bob jams a fistful of his orgasm shit down the officer's throat and chokes him to death, gaining his gun as loot.