This bitch just randomly messeged me asking if i was single. you know the drill dubs decides

this bitch just randomly messeged me asking if i was single. you know the drill dubs decides.

want sum fuk bitch?

We'll fuck but that's it.

Where are you taking me on our first date?

Winzip

early winrar

Well played. OP must deliver!

Also, rolling:
As long as you never ducked a nigger.

That's a good answer anyways. fail Sup Forums

Hey you need to know something about me.... I have terminal hemorrhoids, and it's only getting worst

I'm trying to get OP laid.

We have to get him assuredly laid and then ruin it for him once she's invested

...

what now?
lets get me laid /bros

Lets have sex

Please have sex with me

Sorry my brother took my phone but the question still stands.

??? You tryin to go out to dinner sometime?

i'm just looking for something casual.

You want some nigger dick?

Are you retarded or something? I want my benis in your bagina.

send nudes

You want this dick?

Fuck off stacy

Quick guys. get a /bro laid boys

Its another word for sex

Do you eat ass?

I said let's have sex.

Winrar

Never mind. Gosh, I'm so stupid.

Sorry, my bro took my phone. Can i see a picture of you as of right now?

OP please deliver.

Winrar

Re roll

I am autismo certified and would please your ear hole with my one inch peepee

lol take a joke, retard

Shheeeiiiiittt

Suck my dick you fucking roastie whore

I really like trains

I fucked my hand thinking of you twice just now

Literal nigger

kill all niggers

looks like OP isn't getting laid now

Roll

Are you retarded? I said fuck me.

I'm just trying to get my dick wet...

I really love my mom

I mean why not? I'm free tomorrow. Let's fuck.

Looks like OP is a massive faggot and won't deliver

After sending nudes, send

"want me to choke you while I engage in experimental couitus?"

If you wouldn't mind, I'd like you to shit in my mouth.

Roll

One day I'm going to have a baby and you will call him savior

TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN OP IS NIGGER

This

i eat ass

Nice triple uno.

What didn't you understand? Your dicking is coming tonight.

Do ettt fagg0t

I really like how calm,gentle you are. lady, you have a beautiful soul. send nudes plz

Well, trips don't lie

Want to take a bath and play splishy splashy giggle giggle?

Want to watch me cum on a puppy?

OP here. I was just joking, my friend Kevin sent the texts. You all just got played, bitches!

OH SHIT YES OP THIS

CHECKED T R I P S

333 get

Ahhahahahaha okay why not say that I think it is?

How the fuck did we get played?

Keven has balls and you have a vagina. Grow a dick and deliver.

i wanna sweat my penis honey inside your pelvic tunnel passage, slamming my meat bone far up against, and thus ramming your cervical babymakin' halo. please?

PLAYED
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Nobody's played unless they stick around for multiple threads and are actually invested in it you stupid fuck

Nigga got played

This

well this was retarded

Op is a faggot

Winrar