You're supporting your school's football team and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

You're supporting your school's football team and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

Wat do?

He's 6'5" and can bench 450.

idk he seems like a pure rank 1 alpha kind of guy, id shit my pants

I'd say fuck you "Tyler1, even Jared shits on you"

Use discount code "ALPHA" at loltyler1.com to buy an awesome high quality t-shirt.

I would flex on him and tell and say his streams are scuffed btw he is 5,6

I'd let tyler1 slap her ass then fuck my ass super hard

Kick his ass and force him to suck her dick.

>school's football team
>report him to school
>jock sexually assaulting a coed scandal?
>he gets his scholarship revoked
>gets kicked off the team
>gets kicked out school
>life is ruined because he touched the butt of whatever drunk asian slut i was fucking at the time
>laugh and continue my free ride at one of the best schools in the country

Shin kick him in the balls and let gravity do the rest. Height isn't a factor of intimidation in combat, and the fact that people think it is, well, thats retarded.

lol

Immediately call Riot Games Corporate And send in Phreak squad to kidnap him then have agent Bailie from Riot Human Resources to shove her finger up his butt.

Seems like a decent guy. I'll make him my best friend.

given the information from OP I swing at a height of around 6'3 just in case he ducks a little and even though he's standing still it sails over way his head?

tell him he sucks at h1nz1 and watch him kill himself

That player is a finelytunedathleticmachineand I ain't gonna have him hit in the head by some idiotwaterboy

I'd punch him in his retarded face and handle the situation accordingly:
-Report him for sexual assault
-Defend my girlfriend against this clown

>6'3
>Can sit on a bench so a bench can bench me

I'd ask him politely to remove his hand from my lass' ladybits and challenge him to a gentlemanly duel.

greek??

id ban draven

Jokes on you i don't have a girlfriend

You deserve to get your ass kicked for supporting a hs football team.

His breasts are exquisite.

no matter how many sit ups he does, his abs can't stop a bullet.

>6'5"
He's 5'6"

Muscles cant stop a bullet!

Oh shit this a school thing ...

Exactly this.

Nobody will miss some random niggnog being shot up

That football must be at least 1.5 feet long mate. Manlet with roids is gettin rekt m8.

wooooow bro calm down its greekgod

my gf carries two of these, so I just stand there
and watch her cut him a new asshole

In-case any of you wanted to know, this guy has a youtube channel: GreekGodX.

Veri nice.

damn greekgodx is so sexy i watch his youtube channel all the time lol